Theraflu, on Thursday, May 12th, 2011, 4:01 PM, said:
It's gotta be easier to screw single women than married women, right?
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I Called In Sick Today
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 03:04 PM
Especially if you are the one married to them.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 03:06 PM
SBriand, on Thursday, May 12th, 2011, 1:49 PM, said:
I asked her what type of apartment he was interested in and she said she didn't know but he was a single man, 45 years old, 6 ft tall...I stopped her and told her the price of all three apartments because I don't know why she thought I needed all that info to figure out which apartment he wanted.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 03:33 PM
I'm so glad we have some people in customer service in here. pretty sure if I had to go back to that I'd end up like the dude in falling down within a month.
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 03:38 PM
I'd like to order breakfast please.Here's one of my favorites from dealing with a wunderkind college student.My company processes tuition payments and I was explaining to him that he had a returned payment fee because the payment request was returned as insufficient funds. So he comes back with the brilliant response "So my payment won't go through unless there's money in my account?"
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
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Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 06:39 PM
I bet he got under a 1400.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 06:49 PM
speedz99, on Thursday, May 12th, 2011, 7:39 PM, said:
I bet he got under a 1400.
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 11:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL. Dawson doesn't use condoms. He is immune to STD's and has impeccable control over his sperm as to only impregnate on command.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 10:22 PM
I'm considering starting to call people fahgs (pronounced 'fogs'). Maybe farg.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 05:56 AM
And now that it's morning, I'm no longer considering it.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 07:12 AM
I eat stickers all the time dude!
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 10:17 AM
El Guapo, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 1:07 PM, said:
CAPITALISM: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor. - Ron Swanson ---> Video:Ron's Pyramid of Greatness Picture: Poster Size
SuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:
tilt you suck.
Essay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:
titly suck a dick bitch
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 11:56 AM
brvheart, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 11:17 AM, said:
how the hell would all that work be worth it? That is the dealings of a man without flood insurance.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 01:37 PM
Vegas was fun. Had the best dinner of my life compliments of Mr. Tom Colicchio and Co. Only played poker twice. Played more BJ and Three Card Poker and Wheel of Fortune than anything. Perpetually lost at Mandalay. Won or broke even everywhere else. Got shot to the tip of the Stratosphere. WOWHello all
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 01:40 PM
Ron_Mexico, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 2:37 PM, said:
Had the best dinner of my life compliments of Mr. Tom Colicchio and Co.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 01:44 PM
Skeleton Jelly, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 2:40 PM, said:
What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know?
Ron_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:
Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, October 6th, 2011, 11:33 AM)
Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 01:52 PM
Skeleton Jelly, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 5:40 PM, said:
What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know?
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 02:16 PM
I really effing enjoy having the Playboy channel on my cable box. Nudity whenever.
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 03:25 PM
Skeleton Jelly, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 2:56 PM, said:
Insurance doesn't actually work like in the State Farm commercials.
CAPITALISM: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor. - Ron Swanson ---> Video:Ron's Pyramid of Greatness Picture: Poster Size
SuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:
tilt you suck.
Essay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:
titly suck a dick bitch
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 03:55 PM
brvheart, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 7:25 PM, said:
I'm confused as to what you are trying to imply.
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:18 PM
ShakeZuma, on Friday, May 13th, 2011, 4:55 PM, said:
I think what he means is that insurance doesn't return everything to exactly the way it was, so he probably wants to actually save his stuff instead of getting a check a month or two later. plus he probably doesn't have flood insurance.
