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#177481 strategy

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 03:40 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 6:36 PM, said:

I have poured out probably two dozen bottles, but I would say half because they were vinegar.
I have one I was saving for when I got my first job. I have had it in a dark/cool spot in the basement... so maybe it's not vinegar yet...
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011, 4:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?


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Posted 08 October 2010 - 03:42 PM

View Poststrategy, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 4:40 PM, said:

I have one I was saving for when I got my first job. I have had it in a dark/cool spot in the basement... so maybe it's not vinegar yet...
Most of the ones that were vinegar were like that right after buying them.They will only turn to vinegar if air has gotten through the cork. If they were stored in too warm a place, they will just taste bad, but they wont be "corked"

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:35 PM

oh good we're talking about wine. how about we talk about shopping next?so I just made the girl that "just wants to be good friends with me" pretty jealous because I told her I was going to this chick's house that apparently likes me. yeah, that makes sense. bbc.seriously.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:52 PM

BY THE WAY, I can see your snatch history on a bunch of websites, theraflu. way to make me chortle with this guilt tripping you tried.

View PostShakeZuma, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 8:35 PM, said:

oh good we're talking about wine. how about we talk about shopping next?
my screen name on ultimate bet was luvs2shop
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011, 4:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?


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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:56 PM

Fucking fuck I'm so fucking fucked.
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I mean, RAAAAAAWWWR!

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:59 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 9:35 PM, said:

oh good we're talking about wine. how about we talk about shopping next?so I just made the girl that "just wants to be good friends with me" pretty jealous because I told her I was going to this chick's house that apparently likes me. yeah, that makes sense. bbc.seriously.
I immediately think of two things when I see this acronym. Neither makes much sense. My love-life just caught a right cross from a kangaroo. If you will.
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:59 PM

View Poststrategy, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 6:52 PM, said:

BY THE WAY, I can see your snatch history on a bunch of websites, theraflu. way to make me chortle with this guilt tripping you tried.my screen name on ultimate bet was luvs2shop
Ive only downloaded 406 GB from goem.

View PostTactical Bear, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 6:56 PM, said:

Fucking fuck I'm so fucking fucked.
Do people bet baseball playoffs?
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:00 PM

View PostTactical Bear, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 8:59 PM, said:

I immediately think of two things when I see this acronym. Neither makes much sense. My love-life just caught a right cross from a kangaroo. If you will.
BITCHES BE CRAZYTELL THE STORY NOW

View PostTheraflu, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 8:59 PM, said:

Ive only downloaded 406 GB from goem.
might possibly surpass everything I've downloaded to date.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011, 4:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?


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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:00 PM

IT DOES NOT HELP THAT YOU ARE ALL TRASHED RIGHT NOW< JENNY. (YES: I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY DOWN INSTEAD OF USING THE CAPS LOCK> CAPS LOCK FEELS LIKE CHEATING)
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:03 PM

View Poststrategy, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 7:00 PM, said:

BITCHES BE CRAZYTELL THE STORY NOWmight possibly surpass everything I've downloaded to date.
Since I've ditched HBO and Showtime, my downloads have increased quite a bit, especially when I accidentally download the unnecessary 720p files of shows that just don't need to be that good, quality-wise. Love that god damn site though.
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:11 PM

View PostTheraflu, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 9:59 PM, said:

Do people bet baseball playoffs?
My clients are about even, but I have dropped a few bombs, and I am getting crushed. Fuck the Reds, Braves, and Twins.
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:15 PM

View PostTheraflu, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 9:03 PM, said:

Since I've ditched HBO and Showtime, my downloads have increased quite a bit, especially when I accidentally download the unnecessary 720p files of shows that just don't need to be that good, quality-wise. Love that god damn site though.
I downloaded a 1.5GB version of dexter unintentionally. my laptop couldn't even stream it over the wifi, would have taken well over an hour to transfer it.TB is a total dumbass.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011, 4:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?


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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:24 PM

View PostTactical Bear, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 7:11 PM, said:

My clients are about even, but I have dropped a few bombs, and I am getting crushed. Fuck the Reds, Braves, and Twins.
Brian Duensing can save you!
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:30 PM

View Poststrategy, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 10:15 PM, said:

TB is a total dumbass.
nooooooo shit.what a faggot.GET WITH THE PROGRAM BITCH. WE DON'T DO BITCHES ROUND HERE.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:31 PM

oh. that was inappropriate. i'm sorry.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:58 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 6:35 PM, said:

bbc.

View PostTactical Bear, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 6:59 PM, said:

I immediately think of two things when I see this acronym. Neither makes much sense.

View Poststrategy, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 7:00 PM, said:

BITCHES BE CRAZYTELL THE STORY NOW
I thought it was either the British tv station or in reference to a colored gentleman.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:11 PM

View PostTactical Bear, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 4:03 PM, said:

Despite your best efforts, Maggie and her boyfriend are dunzo. It's too bad. I think he was a pretty good guy. She's even more broken than I am, apparently.
Guy couldn't get out of the "accidently" found ex girlfriend souveniors in the night stand, huh?

View PostTactical Bear, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 6:59 PM, said:

I immediately think of two things when I see this acronym. Neither makes much sense. My love-life just caught a right cross from a kangaroo. If you will.
Is Jenny now in full phycho-jealous-girlfriend mode due to Maggie's break up (and, I assume, the subsequent use of your shoulder forcrying on)?

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, October 6th, 2011, 11:33 AM)
Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:13 PM

Tomorrow, at some point, I will go back and quote everyone. Right now, however, I don't have much time, so I'll just say: fuck yes the truth will set you free I am victorious I win I win I win. Also: Go Rick Ankiel. Fuck Okie State, Cowboys are gay.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:17 PM

View PostShimmering Wang, on Friday, October 8th, 2010, 10:13 PM, said:

Tomorrow, at some point, I will go back and quote everyone. Right now, however, I don't have much time, so I'll just say: fuck yes the truth will set you free I am victorious I win I win I win. Also: Go Rick Ankiel. Fuck Okie State, Cowboys are gay.
Such bullshit! F'ing Panda with the error to kick off the Braves rally. Dude can't hit his own overblown, hamburger eating weight. Why the hellis he playing to begin with??a;lkdfjlasdfjlsdjflafj

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, October 6th, 2011, 11:33 AM)
Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:12 PM

View PostTiltinagain, on Saturday, October 9th, 2010, 1:17 AM, said:

Such bullshit! F'ing Panda with the error to kick off the Braves rally. Dude can't hit his own overblown, hamburger eating weight. Why the hellis he playing to begin with??a;lkdfjlasdfjlsdjflafj
1) I'm allowed to get a break. Let's call it even for the Buster Posey "stolen base"2) Change your fucking signature. Coesillian is, to the best of my recollection, retarded as fuck. Though I'm sure he doesn't need me to defend him, Scram is -- and I don't have Joey Jo Jo's stats on hand, but I'd wager all the money in my pockets (currently: $1119.44; I just got finished collecting) against all the money in your pockets that they support this -- one of the finest pound-for-pound posters on this site.3) I declared victory too early. Current Win Expectancy = 70%




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