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[Sal Paradise]

cars still broke down. I heard the humming coming from the gas tank, so that's working, but I couldn't get the air filter cover off to do the other test. the damn bolts wouldn't budge. some sort of weird locking bolts or something. what a wonderful time for gas to go back up to three dollars a gallon huh.

[timwakefield]

Glenn Beck Loves Rape

[Sickinfo2]

Sal Paradise, on Monday, June 15th, 2009, 2:37 AM, said:

cars still broke down. I heard the humming coming from the gas tank, so that's working, but I couldn't get the air filter cover off to do the other test. the damn bolts wouldn't budge. some sort of weird locking bolts or something.

Only sal could own an auto with anti-vandal bolts securing the air filter housing.... Ill bet that filter is in fine shape, tooSo far youve eliminated the following:fuel pump fuse/relayfuel pump energizingdirtiest air filter in VirginiaWe still do not know if:pump is actually providing flow to injectorsignition circuit is firing plugsIf the air filter housing cannot be budged, find someplace between it and the throttle body to add the gas.... below is a couple examplesThree to five squirts from a spray bottle will be enough....dont go overboard like the chainsaw incident. Nowadays I keep an extinguisher handy just in case of a case, if you know what I meanIf it fires at all, we can eliminate several more items like the ignition, timing belt, coils, and maybe even the air filter that should be in the SmithsonianDepending on the results, my next installment will cover either the injection, primary/secondary ignition circuits, or the proper use of an oxygen/acetylene cutting torch on three eights bolts securing plastic

[Sal Paradise]

so would I be able to spray a few squirts in and then go around and start it? by myself? or does it have to be vaporized?

[Sickinfo2]

Sal Paradise, on Monday, June 15th, 2009, 10:09 AM, said:

so would I be able to spray a few squirts in and then go around and start it? by myself? or does it have to be vaporized?

Yeah, just spray some in and fire it up....Never try adding gas from a bottle or something while the engine is turning over.... one small backfire and the whole container will igniteIve probably told this before, but I got the bright idea to try and keep a two forty Z engine running by trickling gas from a cup into the carbs once....Stop, drop, and roll is a fine idea that probably works as long as you can remember doing it while running down the driveway trailing flamesMy first instinct after the fireball engulfed me was to run like hell.... My mailbox is exactly a quarter of a mile away and I cover the distance in thirteen five at one twenty twoMy pre stage burnout helped quite a bitAlways use a spray bottle for that reasonI have some time later this evening and will research the method to retrieve the trouble codes from the ecm on it....what year/make/model is it again?

[Sal Paradise]

it's a 1994 honda civic, not sure whether it's the ES or the other one, but it's the cheaper one I do believe.

[Sal Paradise]

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[Randy Reed]

Sickinfo2, on Sunday, June 14th, 2009, 9:18 PM, said:

Yeah, I agree....Im still trying to figure out what the brag was on the scrambled eggs question, thoughIve been in the middle of an all-out war against moles for the last several years....I wont divulge my failed tactics due to regulations on explosives and toxic waste disposal, but I can tell you how I finally ran the bastards offMole ChasersI started off with a couple around the house and they worked just like advertised.... they moved to a new area of the yardAs of now, I have probably forty spread around the premisesIts hard to keep a straight face when the neighbor complains about the sudden increase in moles on his property.... I wont tell him because he will just buy a more powerful model and run them back over hereJust be sure and bury them low enough to avoid the mower blades and triangulate their location to the nearest inch using a permanent benchmarks such as a tree and the corner of the house....Write the measurements down and keep in a safe place, or youll be like me earlier this spring and stagger around the property with a metal detector trying to find the bastards for battery replacementSure has been slow around here since LGs plane went down and Voltmeter got religion

The mole chasers are plastic so don't use a hammer to put them in the ground or they will break into a hundred pieces.My favorite option for gophers is the Roto3000 or whatever it was called but for a cheaper method get some cholorine tablets from the local pool chop and insert them in the tunnel and fill with water.It's definately not eco-safe but highly effective since it will create a gas that will likely kill most of your pets if not yourself as well.

[Randy Reed]

Went to a cool local music venue called the Fraze and seen a local band called the Menus whom i've known for years. $5 I can't get McNuggets for that. Great timeand actually drank 3 beers again. It's becoming a weekend habit, lol.

[Randy Reed]

Finally got Deb going yesterday and rode 23 miles. This is bridge actually I-71 going from Cinti to Columbusjust north of Kings Island and not a bridge you want to go over if you're scared of heights.Great bike path though.

[Ron_Mexico]

did you guys know that Tactical Wang is a writer and an actor?I was watching this sexual romp of a comedy late last night and I was stunned that D-Rock was in it. http://www.imdb.com/...70496/nm1378320

[JubilantLankyLad]

Ron_Mexico, on Monday, June 15th, 2009, 1:29 PM, said:

did you guys know that Tactical Wang is a writer and an actor?I was watching this sexual romp of a comedy late last night and I was stunned that D-Rock was in it. http://www.imdb.com/...70496/nm1378320

Were you watching Young People Fcking? I enjoyed that movie.

[Ron_Mexico]

JubilantLankyLad, on Monday, June 15th, 2009, 4:34 PM, said:

Were you watching Young People Fcking? I enjoyed that movie.

trying to find some wank material.How sexy is that Diora Baid? Wowzers. Nice bags.

[JubilantLankyLad]

Ron_Mexico, on Monday, June 15th, 2009, 1:39 PM, said:

trying to find some wank material.How sexy is that Diora Baid? Wowzers. Nice bags.

yep, she is indeed well proportioned. nudes are avail on google image search.

[Nikki_N]

Sickinfo2, on Monday, June 15th, 2009, 1:20 PM, said:

Yeah, just spray some in and fire it up....Never try adding gas from a bottle or something while the engine is turning over.... one small backfire and the whole container will igniteIve probably told this before, but I got the bright idea to try and keep a two forty Z engine running by trickling gas from a cup into the carbs once....Stop, drop, and roll is a fine idea that probably works as long as you can remember doing it while running down the driveway trailing flamesMy first instinct after the fireball engulfed me was to run like hell.... My mailbox is exactly a quarter of a mile away and I cover the distance in thirteen five at one twenty twoMy pre stage burnout helped quite a bitAlways use a spray bottle for that reasonI have some time later this evening and will research the method to retrieve the trouble codes from the ecm on it....what year/make/model is it again?

I feel a little guilty because I laughed when I read about you setting yourself on fire. I'm sure I don't personally want you to catch fire, it's just the retelling of the scenario amused me. Did you have to visit the emergency room?

Randy Reed, on Monday, June 15th, 2009, 2:56 PM, said:

Finally got Deb going yesterday and rode 23 miles. This is bridge actually I-71 going from Cinti to Columbusjust north of Kings Island and not a bridge you want to go over if you're scared of heights.Great bike path though.

My sister-in-law and her family live in the Kings Island area. I think it's the same highway exit.

[mk]

never liked carrie underwood much, but after seeing this pic i'm convinced she's perfect in every way. weird.and for the sake of completeness:

[Sal Paradise]

you left out the first one.alternatively: meh. blonde country singers who can spell? no thanks.

[Tactical Bear]

I was making jokes about it before -- my joke of choice was to list off a ton of symptoms, indicate how sick I was, and then say something like, "I am really worried I have SARS" -- but I definitely had Swine Flu when I was sick a few weeks back. My dad ended up getting sick after I spent about 10 minutes with him while I was dying, and since he has health insurance, he went to the doctor when his cough wouldn't go away. Money shot:Doctor: "Don't want to alarm you, but you almost certainly had a case of Swine Flu. Drink a lot of water, make sure your fever doesn't come back, and if you get markedly worse, come back in. Otherwise, take some Mucinex and buy some cough drops."Brvheart, your friend is full of shit. It was like a case of food-poisoning and a bad cold. You know what meds I took for my Swine Flu? Fucking Tylenol Severe Cold and Sinus. Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot. I am going to be pretty busy for the next 48 hours or so, but I have two stories. One involves an argument with one of my neighbors about a laundry machine, and the other involves me getting yelled at by two black girls and a Muslim chick.

[Tactical Bear]

http://www.imdb.com/...70496/nm1378320Oh my God that is disturbing. For like half-a-second I was looking at the face and thinking "I don't remember posing for this photograph." Then I saw the body and realized that I am not me, or he is not me, or I am... whatever. WHERE DID YOU GET MY FOREHEAD HAIR AND NOSE?

[Tactical Bear]

http://www.imdb.com/...24960/nm1378320oh man the ears and the stupid smile i am going to have a nervous breakdonw