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[El Guapo]

Tactical Bear, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 9:24 AM, said:

Oh yeah? Well I made out with a drunken cougar on the dance-floor last night.

I'm curious. You're somewhere between 24-26 IIRC. What age is a cougar to you?

[Tactical Bear]

El Guapo, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 12:43 PM, said:

I'm curious. You're somewhere between 24-26 IIRC. What age is a cougar to you?

I probably play it fast and loose with the term cougar, but the woman last night could have been anywhere from 30-40. I would have guessed about 33, though.

[El Guapo]

For me, for a woman to be a cougar I think they would physically have to be able to be your mother. So at an absolute minimum 10-12 years older than you.

[jeff_536]

When I was 28, i started dating my boss, who was 40 at the time.

[Ron_Mexico]

brvheart, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 3:57 AM, said:

Where has Cindy been? She would find the old story like lightning. Also, most of the checks I write are business related. Certainly your business customer write a tons of checks?

Cindy is good like that, although at first, I thought you meant Idaho, but then I realized that was before your time.Some businesses write lots of checks, sure, but some dont. It's not a necessity now as much as it used to be.

Nikki_N, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 9:45 AM, said:

Is she single?

No, thankfully. She's not sexually attractive to me, and wasn't before the pregnancy. And now, yuck. Preggo chicks are gross.

Dawson Leery, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 11:49 AM, said:

Oh and by the way...STUFFED a 29 year old babe last night, swagger's back, fuck going on dates

Nice. Where did you finish? Please don't say "in the rubber" You have to pull out, yank off the rubber and cum on her.

Tactical Bear, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 12:24 PM, said:

Oh yeah? Well I made out with a drunken cougar on the dance-floor last night.

Ewww, on the dance floor, with everyone watching? You're that dude?

Tactical Bear, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 1:09 PM, said:

I probably play it fast and loose with the term cougar, but the woman last night could have been anywhere from 30-40. I would have guessed about 33, though.

eff you

jeff_536, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 1:41 PM, said:

When I was 28, i started dating my boss, who was 40 at the time.

Just as long as he treated you right

[Sal Paradise]

damn it, it's all nice and hot outside but I'm all hungover and I can't get off the couch.also: women hate me (still).

[El Guapo]

Ron_Mexico, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 11:07 AM, said:

Nice. Where did you finish? Please don't say "in the rubber" You have to pull out, yank off the rubber and cum on her.

LOL. Dawson doesn't use condoms. He is immune to STD's and has impeccable control over his sperm as to only impregnate on command.

[LadyGrey]

****ing crazy huge storm here right now. Could be a tornado soon, there's heavy rotation nearby. Someone has been hit by lightning. Strat's shift just started at McDs and I came with him because he doesn't have a basement and I don't know what to do in case of a tornado. While we were walking over there was constant deafening lightning overhead. We ran inside. I am a baby and pretty scared.

[Theraflu]

LadyGrey, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 4:12 PM, said:

****ing crazy huge storm here right now. Could be a tornado soon, there's heavy rotation nearby. Someone has been hit by lightning. Strat's shift just started at McDs and I came with him because he doesn't have a basement and I don't know what to do in case of a tornado. While we were walking over there was constant deafening lightning overhead. We ran inside. I am a baby and pretty scared.

It's 79 and beautiful here. Reffed outside for about 4 hours today, got some sun, came home and grilled some lemon chicken. Just a nice day all around. Also, don't worry about the storm. Lightning doesn't strike Brits.

[LG's Touch]

Just after I posted that they closed the McDs and we are now in the basement.

[El Guapo]

LG's Touch, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 4:28 PM, said:

Just after I posted that they closed the McDs and we are now in the basement.

Is Jeff back now, he just told me he was leaving a few minutes ago?

[LadyGrey]

El Guapo, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 6:30 PM, said:

Is Jeff back now, he just told me he was leaving a few minutes ago?

Huh? I don't know what you mean. They're reopening now and we're not in the basement anymore. Much lighter outside now. I'm going to stick around here a little longer and finish my apple pie.

[El Guapo]

LadyGrey, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 4:33 PM, said:

Huh? I don't know what you mean. They're reopening now and we're not in the basement anymore. Much lighter outside now. I'm going to stick around here a little longer and finish my apple pie.

Oh I thought you were at the dorm or something. Didn't realize you were at McD's and that they had a basement.Hey Bean, or anyone else, have any of you installed unfinished hardwood floors? How much extra work is it? Is it worth it to save 1 - 2 dollars per sqft?

[Poppy_Hillis]

LadyGrey, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 3:33 PM, said:

Huh? I don't know what you mean. They're reopening now and we're not in the basement anymore. Much lighter outside now. I'm going to stick around here a little longer and finish my apple pie.

I hate this GD place. Tornado hit just outside East Lawrence on I-70.

[LadyGrey]

Poppy_Hillis, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 6:53 PM, said:

I hate this GD place. Tornado hit just outside East Lawrence on I-70.

Yeah I'm glad it's left Lawrence, looks like we just have storms on the way now. Back in strat's house now and he's working. Finally I can eat my dinner. I feel gross for having eaten two apple pies there while I was shelterin'.

[Tactical Bear]

Ron_Mexico, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 2:07 PM, said:

Ewww, on the dance floor, with everyone watching? You're that dude?

Usually I'm the exemplar of class and discretion, but a confluence of circumstances caused me to act out of character. The woman was attractive, she was drunk, and she made the first move. Also, I am an embarrassingly bad dancer, so it was probably better for everyone that I was making out instead of grooving. My friends were watching, too, so I figured I owed it to them. In other news, I got cut off at the same bar last night. I have not had an alcoholic drink in 2+ years, with the notable exception of a few accidental wedding-beers. I think the final straw was when I moved a folding table that was propped against the fence on the patio from inside the fence to outside. I thought it was funny. The waitresses did not. I was planning on taking care of them if they were good sports, but they were not, and refused me service when I went to purchase a beer for a friend. Wang: "Excuse me?"Bartender: "I said you're cut off. As in no more drinks."Wang: "On what grounds?"Bartender: "You're obviously wasted."Wang: "Prithee, what the **** are you talking about?"Bartender: (hands on hips) "You heard me."Wang: "How about this: ask me to spell any word."Bartender: "What?"Wang: "W-H-A-T."Bartender: "..."Wang: "Can I at least have some water?"Bartender: "No."Wang: "You are the worst bartender ever."At that point, I rounded up my gang, put a folding chair on the outside of the fence, and left. My girlfriend for the night seemed disappointed, but she may just have been drunk. I had some fun developments today, but I'll share them iff they bear any humorous fruit.

[Sal Paradise]

Tactical Bear, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 8:17 PM, said:

Bartender: "You're obviously wasted."

Wang: "No ma'am, I'm just an idiot."that's what I would've said.(I don't think you're an idiot.)I'm going to the moose lodge!

[El Guapo]

Currently my daughter is throwing the mother of all fits. It is now a battle of wills......oooh, we won as I was typing.Wang, I am curious as to what caused you to fall off the wagon after two years? (I don't count the occasional wedding beer or champagne toast)

[hank213]

El Guapo, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 8:03 PM, said:

Currently my daughter is throwing the mother of all fits. It is now a battle of wills......oooh, we won as I was typing.Wang, I am curious as to what caused you to fall off the wagon after two years? (I don't count the occasional wedding beer or champagne toast)

That's how I read it at first, but I don't think he did. That's why he was so incredulous when he was informed he was "cut off."

[Tactical Bear]

El Guapo, on Saturday, April 25th, 2009, 10:03 PM, said:

Wang, I am curious as to what caused you to fall off the wagon after two years? (I don't count the occasional wedding beer or champagne toast)

No, it was funny because I don't drink. I wasn't drinking last night, which was why it was hilarious I got cut off.Gotta run. Wish me luck on not going crazy tonight. Ashley: "Awww, don't you think thunderstorms are so romantic?" Wang: "Okay. I will see you in a few."