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[ShakeZuma]

Speedziphone, on 08 August 2012 - 02:14 PM, said:

Sooooo who's gonna break it to Shake that being in a meeting with someone is provocation to speak to him?

oh yeah this well hey mister smarty pants it wasn't my meeting we were there early and she made small talk with me when she didn't even have to so there

[DJ Vu]

That's the spirit.

[ShakeZuma]

you were being serious with that one.so a guy came up to me in the gym this afternoon and asked me how long I've been working out. that was kind of weird.

[DJ Vu]

You must be giving off more pheromones than normal today. Two people talking to you without provocation? Come on.Speedz, when you get your Chinese food, Shake and I think you should watch Margin Call.

[The Ocho]

ShakeZuma, on 08 August 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:

you were being serious with that one.so a guy came up to me in the gym this afternoon and asked me how long I've been working out. that was kind of weird.

There are three reasons he would ask you this, and none of them are good for you.1.) You look like you go to the gym a lot, but don't have much to show for it.2.) You look like you are somewhat in shape, but look like you have no idea what you are doing in the gym.3.) He wants to **** you.

[DJ Vu]

I thought you said none of them are good.

[InternetExplorer]

Ocho has masculinity issues. That is just my opinion. I had the change of heart because the group manager has to be civil with me as part of his job and the other supervisor is the kind of girl I ****ing hate. You know the type, been told they are smart and have a HUGE chip on their shoulder about it. I was never going to be friendly with her to begin with.

[ShakeZuma]

The Ocho, on 08 August 2012 - 04:12 PM, said:

3.) He wants to **** you.

well he didn't want to but I didn't give him much choice BOOYAH

[Napa_Don]

He wanted to bang you

[ShakeZuma]

too slow

[InternetExplorer]

The kind of person that will go out of their way to correct something trivial and is willing to take it to full blown uncomfortable situation argument. I have learned to just not even acknowledge it over the years. Ungodly number of these people out there and they always spend so much time talking about how OTHER people are oblivious.

[ShakeZuma]

DJ Vu, on 08 August 2012 - 04:11 PM, said:

You must be giving off more pheromones than normal today. Two people talking to you without provocation? Come on.Speedz, when you get your Chinese food, Shake and I think you should watch Margin Call.

oh yeah I wanted to respond to this but I got caught up responding to my perfectly set up comment with my perfectly executed male rape joke. so anyways, maybe it's the pheromones, but it's more than likely all the confidence I've been exuding. saw your post and just went with it. great advice thanks bud!also, lol at speedz the veterinarian getting margin call bro. he's not a super smart finance guy like us bros over here.edit: bro

[Essay21]

Walked from ny ny to the mirage and I almost died. Im so fat it's not smart To be walking that far.

[InternetExplorer]

If I do move to KC, we gotta be friends, man. Am I being too forward?

[InternetExplorer]

I was thinking, I probably upgrade my computer and get Google fiber and stream myself playing video games in that scenario. People do this for nontrivial money, the only requirement is being funny and having unique taste in music. Goofy friends are a bonus, which I have. I think it would be awesome to try.

[ShakeZuma]

Essay21, on 08 August 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

Walked from ny ny to the mirage and I almost died. Im so fat it's not smart To be walking that far.

hows the herpes working out? you do have herpes by now, right? it's been a full day, so, yeah, you've got herpes by now.

[Essay21]

InternetExplorer, on 08 August 2012 - 04:39 PM, said:

If I do move to KC, we gotta be friends, man. Am I being too forward?

Not at all, friend.

[Essay21]

ShakeZuma, on 08 August 2012 - 04:42 PM, said:

hows the herpes working out? you do have herpes by now, right? it's been a full day, so, yeah, you've got herpes by now.

No herpes. I havent tallked to a single person I didn't come here with. And that's how I like it.

[JubilantLankyLad]

InternetExplorer, on 08 August 2012 - 04:41 PM, said:

I was thinking, I probably upgrade my computer and get Google fiber and stream myself playing video games in that scenario. People do this for nontrivial money, the only requirement is being funny and having unique taste in music. Goofy friends are a bonus, which I have. I think it would be awesome to try.

Even Shake doesn't think you can make real money doing that.

[Tiltinagain]

DJ Vu, on 08 August 2012 - 04:06 PM, said:

That's the spirit.

You've been getting a lot of mileage out of this response lately. And It's always appropriate. And funny.

InternetExplorer, on 08 August 2012 - 04:24 PM, said:

The kind of person that will go out of their way to correct something trivial and is willing to take it to full blown uncomfortable situation argument. I have learned to just not even acknowledge it over the years. Ungodly number of these people out there and they always spend so much time talking about how OTHER people are oblivious.

Wait....are we still talking about your supervisor or Theraflu?