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Started by turd ferguson, Mar 20 2006 08:25 AM

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#196701 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 10:41 AM

Thank you sir. I gasped when I saw it at Walmart, in the best possible way They have bunch of wildlife themed full length polyester shirts for $14.99. Who is buying that thing seriously?
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#196702 Sal Paradise

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 11:26 AM

you've heard of black women, correct?
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#196703 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 11:32 AM

I did think of that, yes. But excellent point. Sadly, you may in fact be dead on.
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#196704 ShakeZuma

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 11:56 AM

oh man I just watched the blind side and boy am I glad I watched it alone. whaaaaat a fag I am.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196705 Sickinfo2

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 04:45 AM

Still needing the burrito info... Figured I'd go in dressed as a Colorado shooting victim.... Should let some wind outta their sails. Yeah, too earlyBig meeting in chatsworth this evening. Porn capital of the world. May never leave

#196706 Napa Lite

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 08:14 AM

Sorry, SA. I've failed you. I shaved the morning. Remembered auditors are on site this week and they're one of the companies I hope will employ me and I didn't want to look like a hobo. Stay strong my friend.

#196707 iZuma

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 08:29 AM

oops. auditors hate pussies. bad move.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:16 AM

Well then that's fine 'cause I'm all about the V, NAW'SAYIN DAWG!?

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 10:18 AM

no I do not. man this place is BORING. maybe a hypothetical? here's one: would you rather cut your own big toe off with a butter knife or win a hundred dollars?

#196710 brvheart

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 10:30 AM

View PostiZuma, on 23 July 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

maybe a hypothetical? here's one: would you rather cut your own big toe off with a butter knife or win a hundred dollars?
Whoa, that was confusing. I knew the av was Shake, but the hypotheical seemed to be written by SuitedAces. CRAZY!
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 11:05 AM

View PostiZuma, on 23 July 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

no I do not.man this place is BORING. maybe a hypothetical? here's one: would you rather cut your own big toe off with a butter knife or win a hundred dollars?
I'm assuming cutting off your big toe gets you under the weight requirement to lower your health insurance costs.

#196712 Tiltinagain

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 11:50 AM

So this company that I flew to Tennessee to interview with the week before last sent me a request for references, desired salary and a list of states they operate in that I would be willing to go to.Listed every state they operate in except Virginia. For obvious reasons.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 02:08 PM

guys, I'm sure speedz is ok.
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#196714 ShakeZuma

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 03:25 PM

I'd pick the hundred dollars!

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196715 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 04:10 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 23 July 2012 - 02:08 PM, said:

guys, I'm sure speedz is ok.
I'm sure he's going to be just fine.
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#196716 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 04:44 PM

Ballllllllllllz
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#196717 brvheart

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 05:41 PM

ONIONS!
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:06 AM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 21 July 2012 - 11:17 AM, said:

What's this 14yr old stuff? Wait, don't start yet - lemme find a pen and paper.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 21 July 2012 - 07:29 PM, said:

Even if they teamed up I doubt they could catch her.
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View Postbrvheart, on 21 July 2012 - 04:04 PM, said:

For Shake and DJ Vu:
I don't know why that was for me specifically, but goddamn did I enjoy it. So I guess that's why.

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:32 AM

she's an attractive lady!

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:59 AM

View PostiZuma, on 24 July 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

she's an attractive lady!
I guess I have a thing for lighthearted dancing in non-dance settings (see: Kate Upton doing the dougie). I didn't realize I had that thing until just now, but brv sussed it out.
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