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#194841 DJ Vu

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 07:16 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 08 May 2012 - 04:00 PM, said:

looks like I need to invest in a couple cases of Beer 30!
Interesting...First post on new format that I haven't figured out yet!

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:17 AM

I miss the familiarity of this place....Speaking of russian porn, how is it that the russians breed such beautiful women? There is a pretty large russian population here and along with bringing very prolific car theft rings, they bring some georgous women. The other day there was this youngish blond in the grocery store wearing grey leggings (which are gods gift to ass men) and a tight little top....perfect body and just incredibly beautiful. Caught myself staring for an inappropriately long time.ha, just saw the new "like" button next to posts. Did Zuckerburg buy out fcp??

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:46 AM

View PostYonYonson, on 04 May 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

yeah this new format is the worst decision since brian dunkleman left american idol.

View PostYonYonson, on 04 May 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

yeah this new format is the worst decision since brian dunkleman left american idol.
I liked that. I don't know if anything happens when you like it, so I'm just saying I liked that.

#194844 YonYonson

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:59 AM

i got a little notification up at the top of my screen. a little red thing just like on Facebook.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 01:35 PM

I had a post about how the script must be slowing things down because it has to go through 12670 useless posts, but it got deleted, and the joke just isn't as good when it's not below a shake post so you can immediately see that I'm referring to him

View PostDJ Vu, on 09 May 2012 - 07:16 AM, said:

Interesting...First post on new format that I haven't figured out yet!
largely due to me not posting much, I presume
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#194846 DJ Vu

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 01:54 PM

Well yeah.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:24 PM

I don't mind change if it's good in the long run, so I'm holding out my opinion on this change. So far... sucks big time.I loved the forum reorganization they did a few weeks ago. That was awesome.Also, if they can't change the posts per page eventually, that might be a deal breaker for me ever getting used to this change. I have my posts/page set to 50 on the basketball forum, and I love it.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:40 PM

only thing I don't really like about the upgrade so far is the mobile app. not enough options there for me and I can't automatically go to the full page like I prefer. whatevs. one more click.and I've got my weigh in tomorrow. down to 157.2 after my workout today, have to be 159.3 or lower, so it's all good baby babeh. I'm really thirsty though. can't chance a difference in the scales for a silly glass of water. but lordy oh LORDY am I gonna fuck up a pizza tomorrow afternoon...

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#194849 The Ocho

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:42 PM

Are you in an MMA fight with a fat 5th grader? Why are you losing the specific weight number?

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:44 PM

View PostThe Ocho, on 09 May 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

Are you in an MMA fight with a fat 5th grader? Why are you losing the specific weight number?
I think he's in an office pool or something, and it must be by percentage. Maybe he already knows his closest competitors number, and knows that if he gets below 159.3 then he's guaranteed to win. Or something.In hindsight, it could possibly be a better idea to just let Shake tell you.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:50 PM

annual health assessment for our insurance. they take blood, do measuremeants, weigh you, all that stuff. at my height I walk around about 5 or 6 pounds overweight (according to BMI which is what they use) and being overweight docks you quite a few points. get a good enough score and you get a 20% discount so I have to make sure all my points are in order. gotta be thin dog. plus it's actually kind of fun to cut weight in a way.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:55 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on 09 May 2012 - 02:50 PM, said:

plus it's actually kind of fun to cut weight in a way.
Ya, you really do need to move to a real city.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:56 PM

Does BMI have adjustments for amputees? Like that one wrestler with one leg who won a championship or something and people were all like, "yeah, but he should be in a higher weight class because he (oh look at that, when you're typing a reply a little pop up message comes up that lets you know someone has replied since you started...that's cool) could have more muscle everywhere else and still make weight. Amputees, man, they get all the breaks.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 03:10 PM

yeah it actually occurred to me when I was a little delerious from starting to severely cut calories how easy it would be if I was just missing a leg or something. that would be a pretty big chunk of weight. I'm pretty sure they just let those guys slide.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 03:19 PM

View PostDJ Vu, on 09 May 2012 - 02:56 PM, said:

Amputees, man, they get all the breaks.
haha
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 03:45 PM

I think my alternator is dead, so I got that going for me.
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Posted 09 May 2012 - 07:10 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on 09 May 2012 - 02:50 PM, said:

annual health assessment for our insurance. they take blood, do measuremeants, weigh you, all that stuff. at my height I walk around about 5 or 6 pounds overweight (according to BMI which is what they use) and being overweight docks you quite a few points. get a good enough score and you get a 20% discount so I have to make sure all my points are in order. gotta be thin dog. plus it's actually kind of fun to cut weight in a way.
How did I know this was going to come down to money?

View PostDJ Vu, on 09 May 2012 - 02:56 PM, said:

Amputees, man, they get all the breaks.
Dittto brv's haha

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 09 May 2012 - 07:52 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on 09 May 2012 - 02:50 PM, said:

annual health assessment for our insurance. they take blood, do measuremeants, weigh you, all that stuff. at my height I walk around about 5 or 6 pounds overweight (according to BMI which is what they use) and being overweight docks you quite a few points. get a good enough score and you get a 20% discount so I have to make sure all my points are in order. gotta be thin dog. plus it's actually kind of fun to cut weight in a way.
Do they cover Black Widow bites? Say goodbye to your discount if they think to do random home inspections...
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:49 AM

damn it, I screwed myself. in all my worry about being underweight, I dehydrated myself to make sure I was a pound or two under. so I weighed myself about an hour before my exam and saw that I was several pounds under, so I drank about a half a bottle of water. well wouldn't you know it, drinking water when you're dehydrated significantly raises your blood pressure, so my reading was way off and I'm gonna lose points for that. was four pounds under though. 9% body fat bitches.

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:13 AM

I'm sure the cigarettes had nothing to do with the blood pressure. Nothing at all.But hey! You could save 10% on health insurance!
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