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[Wily]

So I've seen some pretty bad players before - but I think I just played with the worst fish I've ever seen tonight. Full Tilt .5/1 limit HE, this guy raised with literally every hand, every single round, anytime he was reraised, he capped. At first I just thought he was a small stack trying to be aggressive, but after he 4 betted away his money to my obvious straights/flushes with lowest pair or Jack high, he then reloaded with 100 more! And since it's late at night, there's only 1 other guy on the table (who kept complaining about how much raising there was .. idiotic), and about 30 minutes later I had about 120 of the fish's money playing .5/1 limit. It was interesting how I modified my playing - reraise on second pair, cap anytime I hit anything better than top pair, cap every ace preflop, cap anytime I had the odds to win, since he capped EVERY random hand . He didn't even seem visibly drunk, from his typing .. just really really bad, or on tilt. Anyone play with a teetotaller this bad??

[ChuckSty]

sounds like my girlfriend playing on my account. one time she took the 700 bucks i had in my full tilt account, which i was so proud of since it was on a fifty dollar deposit. not bragging, it was just the first time i had really started to grasp the game. before that i was a loser pepetually. and she got drunk and pissed at me and lost in all in one night playing higher level no limit games. should of killed her.

[JaysonWeber]

hehehe... Allright... The Rumrunner on UB... VP%IP: 85% / PFR% >1%Theres my secret to success, I figure the money I take off of him alone pays for my rake monthly.Allright so it ISNT close but hey...

[The Ace of Jades]

What was this player's name at full tilt? I'd love to get a little piece of that, I could use the cash.

[wrto4556]

The Ace of Jades said:

What was this player's name at full tilt? I'd love to get a little piece of that, I could use the cash.

I'll sell you some good names. 8)

[pawnstarr]

At a restaurant during a business meeting! I was with another coworker - waiting on the 3rd and 4th to show up. I happened to have a deck of cards so I began teaching her how to play hold em. . .Waiter comes up - offering us all kinds of advice everytime he walks by. Bragging about his home game (that they never got around to playing for REAL money) and thought he would teach us. I tried to tell him yea yea, I know how to play - give all the "go away" body language etc. . .He would not be deterred!I sit back all quiet, as he was obviously trying to impress my more attractive co-worker. I would interject the "now do three pairs beat three of a kind" banter now and then. In comes the two late coworkers who know of my poker shenanigans - and we get a cash game going right there (real cash no chips). I advise the group that if we can convince him to play, I'll split the winnings.We were being so obvious, and the two late guys tried to warn him - but HE HAD A REGULAR HOME GAME.It only took about 30 mins to clean him out of about $170. Luckily, I'm a big tipper.

[KDawgCometh]

pawnstarr said:

At a restaurant during a business meeting!   I was with another coworker - waiting on the 3rd and 4th to show up.   I happened to have a deck of cards so I began teaching her how to play hold em. . .Waiter comes up - offering us all kinds of advice everytime he walks by.   Bragging about his home game (that they never got around to playing for REAL money) and thought he would teach us.   I tried to tell him yea yea,  I know how to play - give all the "go away" body language etc. . .He would not be deterred!I sit back all quiet,  as he was obviously trying to impress my more attractive co-worker.   I would interject the "now do three pairs beat three of a kind" banter now and then.  In comes the two late coworkers who know of my poker shenanigans - and we get a cash game going right there (real cash no chips).   I advise the group that if we can convince him to play,  I'll split the winnings.We were being so obvious,  and the two late guys tried to warn him - but HE HAD A REGULAR HOME GAME.It only took about 30 mins to clean him out of about $170.  Luckily,  I'm a big tipper.

seriously, why would some chauvanist expect a girl to play and actually beat him. HE's got a regualr home game

[custom36]

New guy comes onto my Noble Poker table with $25 (blinds .25/.50). First hand he's dealt utg (he posted the blind utg) he goes all in. Well, I've got AK suited. I call him. Flop comes all low cards and I figure I've just lost to trips. He shows JQ offsuit and leaves the table.His screen name was Yellow Tobasco.

[Wily]

Great, so I got a new nominee for worst fish I've ever seen. Me. So after writing papers/procrastinating/drinking 2 l of coke to stay awake for 48 hrs straight, I'm done and I decide to smoke a cig and play some poker at 5 AM. Start up Full Tilt, immediately go on fult tilt after my 6 2 is busted by AA on a A 6 2 X 6 board and I lose a $25 buy in on .25/5 NL. Start bluffing J 10 on AK X boards, four to a flush on the turn, raising UTG with 7 5s to be "tricky", and making a fool of myself. I'm thinking I'm trying to "loosen up" the tables like a pro, and then I'll tighten up when they start playing loose to collect their money, but in reality 1) my bankroll is way too small for that 2) I suck too much to do that. So now I've busted out of my last $100 at Full Tilt, and since I've withdrawn my previous winnings before today, I'm at 0 until I reload (if I do). I'm now at $250 from $45 buyin, but I was probably up to $500 two days ago.I'm thinking of trying some other sites when I get more sleep. Any other sites have more fish like me on them?