There are times when every man just feels like shouting out some classic Burgundy quotes...so here is the place for it. Since starting "official" threads is the sexy new-fangled fad these days, I thought I'd try my hand at it.
"I wanna be on you."
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The Official Ron Burgundy Thread!
Started by KowboyKoop, Mar 08 2006 11:41 AM
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:41 AM
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:50 AM
This burrito is delicious! But it is filling!
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:53 AM
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science"
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:53 AM
"I don't know if you know, but I'm kind of a big deal around here."
Hail To the Victors Valiant
Hail To the Conquering Heroes
Hail Hail To Michigan
The Leaders and Best
Hail To the Conquering Heroes
Hail Hail To Michigan
The Leaders and Best
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:55 AM
You woke the bears! Why did you do that?
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:56 AM
I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!
Fortune favors the brave.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 11:59 AM
Milk was a bad choice!
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:01 PM
"Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. "
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:01 PM
QUOTE (RonBurgundy @ Tuesday, February 28th, 2006, 9:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
better than what always happens to me. apparently, the kind people over at hot pockets have come up with a way to, in 30 seconds, heat the inside of a steak and cheese hot pocket to approximately the surface temperature of the sun, while leaving the outside a luke warm. my tongue has still not forgiven me for that ****.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:03 PM
Sometimes you just gotta look in the mirror and say, "when in Rome."
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:24 PM
I'm going to punch you in the ovaries.
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:26 PM
From the trailer, but not found in the movie:
Ron Burgundy is down... and it is bad!
Ron Burgundy is down... and it is bad!
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:34 PM
You've got your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorsimus, its boring, but its my life...
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 12:46 PM
ewwwww smells like big foots dik!!
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 01:12 PM
QUOTE (Got The Nutz @ Wednesday, March 8th, 2006, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ewwwww smells like big foots dik!!
RON DIDNT SAY THAT!!
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I'm kind of a big deal.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 01:28 PM
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go **** yourself, San Diego.
Skip to the end...
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 01:33 PM
What's that? You pooped in the refrigerator.... And you ate the entire wheel of cheese?
Thats... Actually I'm not even made. That's amazing.
Thats... Actually I'm not even made. That's amazing.
The Arsonist had oddly shaped feet
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 02:14 PM
You really know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 02:26 PM
Great Odin's Raven!
Knights of Columbus!
By the beard of Zeus!
Knights of Columbus!
By the beard of Zeus!
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 02:46 PM
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Wednesday, March 8th, 2006, 5:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You really know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair
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