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The Official Ron Burgundy Thread!


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There are times when every man just feels like shouting out some classic Burgundy quotes...so here is the place for it. Since starting "official" threads is the sexy new-fangled fad these days, I thought I'd try my hand at it. "I wanna be on you."

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"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science"

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"Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. "

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better than what always happens to me. apparently, the kind people over at hot pockets have come up with a way to, in 30 seconds, heat the inside of a steak and cheese hot pocket to approximately the surface temperature of the sun, while leaving the outside a luke warm. my tongue has still not forgiven me for that ****.
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You've got your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorsimus, its boring, but its my life...

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You really know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair
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