Suited_Up 2 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Natalie Portman just stole my joke and used it on SNL during weekend update....Joke seen here: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...opic=51756&st=0Bout halfway down, first entry from me. Link to post Share on other sites
mosley 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 i think a spanking is in order. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted March 5, 2006 Author Share Posted March 5, 2006 i think a spanking is in order.Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 People are always stealing my material....But they are pros here in Vegas... after the heist, they are taken to joke "chop shops" where they are stripped of Corona, toilet, farting, and odor content.From there, they are sold to my competition at Fitzgeralds "comedy" showtrue story.... Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 People are always stealing my material....But they are pros here in Vegas... after the heist, they are taken to joke "chop shops" where they are stripped of Corona, toilet, farting, and odor content.From there, they are sold to my competition at Fitzgeralds "comedy" showtrue story....I can't believe they broke out the aristocrats joke for the second one.....blasphemy. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 yep I saw that and it took me a minute or two to figure out where I heard that joke before...but I got it. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 BTW, Portman was looking ultra-hot tonight Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted March 5, 2006 Author Share Posted March 5, 2006 Her rap was awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Her rap was awesome!I almost pissed myself!! That rap PWNED>! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 KC pwns....dn't ask.. im wasted Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 KC pwns....dn't ask.. im wastedCdub is drunk typing!! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Her rap was awesome!It came out of nowhere and was by far the funniest thing that I've seen on SNL in a while. And did I mention that she's quite attractive, even with short hair? Link to post Share on other sites
SunDrop 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Man, if Zach Braff hadn't carried her in Garden State she'd still be eating old gum off the streets of LA. She has no talent. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Man, if Zach Braff hadn't carried her in Garden State she'd still be eating old gum off the streets of LA. She has no talent.I was just looking for an old thread and I saw this. Further evidence that SunDrop is a complete moron. Good lord. Link to post Share on other sites
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