Natalie Portman just stole my joke and used it on SNL during weekend update....
Joke seen here: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...opic=51756&st=0
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Stole My Joke.....
Started by Suited_Up, Mar 04 2006 09:27 PM
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 09:27 PM
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 09:35 PM
i think a spanking is in order.
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 09:37 PM
QUOTE (mosley @ Saturday, March 4th, 2006, 11:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i think a spanking is in order.
Definitely.
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 09:38 PM
People are always stealing my material....
But they are pros here in Vegas... after the heist, they are taken to joke "chop shops" where they are stripped of Corona, toilet, farting, and odor content.
From there, they are sold to my competition at Fitzgeralds "comedy" show
true story....
But they are pros here in Vegas... after the heist, they are taken to joke "chop shops" where they are stripped of Corona, toilet, farting, and odor content.
From there, they are sold to my competition at Fitzgeralds "comedy" show
true story....
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:02 PM
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Sunday, March 5th, 2006, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People are always stealing my material....
But they are pros here in Vegas... after the heist, they are taken to joke "chop shops" where they are stripped of Corona, toilet, farting, and odor content.
From there, they are sold to my competition at Fitzgeralds "comedy" show
true story....
But they are pros here in Vegas... after the heist, they are taken to joke "chop shops" where they are stripped of Corona, toilet, farting, and odor content.
From there, they are sold to my competition at Fitzgeralds "comedy" show
true story....
I can't believe they broke out the aristocrats joke for the second one.....blasphemy.
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:22 PM
yep I saw that and it took me a minute or two to figure out where I heard that joke before...but I got it.
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:29 PM
BTW, Portman was looking ultra-hot tonight 
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:38 PM
Her rap was awesome!
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:47 PM
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Sunday, March 5th, 2006, 1:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Her rap was awesome!
I almost pissed myself!! That rap PWNED>!
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Posted 05 March 2006 - 12:08 AM
KC pwns....
dn't ask.. im wasted
dn't ask.. im wasted
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Posted 05 March 2006 - 08:27 AM
QUOTE (CardWarfare @ Sunday, March 5th, 2006, 3:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
KC pwns....
dn't ask.. im wasted
dn't ask.. im wasted
Cdub is drunk typing!!
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Posted 05 March 2006 - 08:34 AM
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Sunday, March 5th, 2006, 1:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Her rap was awesome!
It came out of nowhere and was by far the funniest thing that I've seen on SNL in a while. And did I mention that she's quite attractive, even with short hair?
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Posted 05 March 2006 - 09:42 AM
Man, if Zach Braff hadn't carried her in Garden State she'd still be eating old gum off the streets of LA. She has no talent.
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 10:21 AM
QUOTE (SunDrop @ Sunday, March 5th, 2006, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, if Zach Braff hadn't carried her in Garden State she'd still be eating old gum off the streets of LA. She has no talent.
I was just looking for an old thread and I saw this.
Further evidence that SunDrop is a complete moron. Good lord.
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