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[FullDeck]

Dear Jennifer Harmon...

I want to go out with you... My name is Jonathan Kerr and I'm a poker player and I study every single day...

You can find me playing on the internet on Ultimate Bet under the name -HilaryDuff-

When I'm done with you you're going to be dead broke hoe and don't come asking me for money... If you need a bus ticket home I'll get it for you but don't ask for anything else...

I like your style of play and my condolence for loosing with the Queens full Of tens in the World Series of Poker... But I don't like how you handled youserf yo... You need to keep your cool at the table no matter how rude the opponents are... You are a winner and you have an advantage and there is no way in hell those players are going to beat you... You could be the best player in the world right now, and Daniel Negreanu has nothing on you. And as a matter of fact he has nothing on me either. When I see him, yo I'm going to fleece him.... He won't have so much as 35 cents for a phone call when I'm done with him... Unless he plays real good or something lol.

He's a good player but I don't think he's as good as me and can make reads like me... Also I don't think he goes' all in enough... The key to no limit holdem is to put a man to a decision for all of his chips... I haven't read super system 2. I'm sure it's a great book, but I haven't read it.

Your's Truely

Jonathan Kerr

Peace

[gkunit20]

So, um, What?

[Golden]

So, um, What?

Doesn't everyone write fantasy letters to happily married female poker pros?

No?

Oh.

[FullDeck]

I didn't know she was married, if she is I don't want to have anything to do with her. But if she's not I'll ****ing hit that shit. But anyway.

She can call me... If she loans me 500 bucks I'll give her 100% of what I win no question 100% no 50% no 25% 100% of what I win... I could win 1,000,000 dollars and I would give it all to her within reason...

If she sponsored me in a tournament I would give her 100% of what I win... Splitting 50% of what you win when you get staked is bullshit...

I might take 5 or 10% if I win a big tournament but that's it.

So if you spot me a nickel I'll give it all to you not 10 or 20% yo...

Thank You

Jonathan Kerr

By the way if she is married I don't even want anything to do with her except be friends, but if she's not she can call me, she's got my number.

Peace

Jonathan

Laters...

I don't care if your married to the President ***** your mine yo...

Thank You Very Much

Jonathan Kerr

I'm just kidding by the way.

Laters...

But seriously if your not married anymore I'd like to take you out to dinner and then we can play cards and I'll show you a thing or 2.

I hear that Marco plays cards and he's probably a good player cause he's learned from you.

But I'll still go out with you if your not married.

Have a nice day yo...

Jonathan Kerr

Peace...

I don't care if your married to the President ***** your mine yo...

Thank You Very Much

Jonathan Kerr

I'm just kidding by the way.

Laters...

But seriously if your not married anymore I'd like to take you out to dinner and then we can play cards and I'll show you a thing or 2.

I hear that Marco plays cards and he's probably a good player cause he's learned from you.

But I'll still go out with you if your not married.

Have a nice day yo...

Jonathan Kerr

Peace...

[Golden]

Next time you should keep it simple:

"Dear Jen,

I'm a creepy psycho stalker. Fear me.

All my love."

That about does it.

[FullDeck]

I'm balling out of control yo... and if anyone want's to take me on name the time and the place and the stakes and I'll do it... I challenge anyone... that is anyone in the world... Johnny Chan Texas Dolly Daniel Negreanu anyone if they think they can play with me...

They might have to give me a bankroll but I guarentee I will flease them given enough time because I go all in on every hand...

They might win for a little while but eventually I will get them...

You can't win every hand yo... And when I keep going all in on your ass hoe, you will lose no question about it...

That's my 2 cent's

Jonathan Kerr

[gkunit20]

Let me get this straight: You're upsessed (sp, and I don't care) with Jen, yet don't even know she's married?

[FullDeck]

I didn't know she was married, if she is I don't want to have anything to do with her. But if she's not I'll ****ing hit that shit. But anyway.

She can call me... If she loans me 500 bucks I'll give her 100% of what I win no question 100% no 50% no 25% 100% of what I win... I could win 1,000,000 dollars and I would give it all to her within reason...

If she sponsored me in a tournament I would give her 100% of what I win... Splitting 50% of what you win when you get staked is bullshit...

I might take 5 or 10% if I win a big tournament but that's it.

So if you spot me a nickel I'll give it all to you not 10 or 20% yo...

Thank You

Jonathan Kerr

By the way if she is married I don't even want anything to do with her except be friends, but if she's not she can call me, she's got my number.

Peace

Jonathan

Laters...

I don't care if your married to the President ***** your mine yo...

Thank You Very Much

Jonathan Kerr

I'm just kidding by the way.

Laters...

But seriously if your not married anymore I'd like to take you out to dinner and then we can play cards and I'll show you a thing or 2.

I hear that Marco plays cards and he's probably a good player cause he's learned from you.

But I'll still go out with you if your not married.

Have a nice day yo...

Jonathan Kerr

Peace...

I don't care if your married to the President ***** your mine yo...

Thank You Very Much

Jonathan Kerr

I'm just kidding by the way.

Laters...

But seriously if your not married anymore I'd like to take you out to dinner and then we can play cards and I'll show you a thing or 2.

I hear that Marco plays cards and he's probably a good player cause he's learned from you.

But I'll still go out with you if your not married.

Have a nice day yo...

Jonathan Kerr

Peace...

**** you Bitch, as far as I'm concerned your the psycho stalker and your the one who live's in vegas so you must be the one that is crazy not me dude.

So why don't you just suck my dick dude, becasue I don't appreciate that comment and if you don't have anything good to say. Then just don't say anything at all hoe...

And I'm out

Jonathan Kerr

By the way hoe...

If your not anonomous, then why don't you post your name for the whole world to see, and you couldn't carry my shorts in a no limit game... I would fleese you so quick it would make your head spin...

No one can make reads like I can except for maybe Doyle Brunson Johnny Chan Kathy Liebert, Scotty Whyne and Daniel Negreanu...

So don't even try it ******

I'm outie like 500 g's bitch

Laters

J

[belatropic]

That is just a little weird.

[Golden]

Dude, you just flamed yourself.

[Bleacher Bum]

Lock it up!

Wow never thought I'd get to say that about someone other than myself!

[XXEddie]

Let me get this straight: You're upsessed (sp, and I don't care) with Jen, yet don't even know she's married?

or spell her name right

Harman
not Harmon

....youre not a stalker, youre just a great big phony

hey everyone, this guy's a PHONY

a big fat PHONY

[gkunit20]

I'm thinking of putting the OP on ignore. Who agrees?

[RonBurgundy]

.....

[belatropic]

[Golden]

or spell her name right

Harman
not Harmon

....youre not a stalker, youre just a great big phony

hey everyone, this guy's a PHONY

a big fat PHONY

LOL, very nice sir.

[Azreous]

or spell her name right

Harman
not Harmon

....youre not a stalker, youre just a great big phony

hey everyone, this guy's a PHONY

a big fat PHONY

Very nice indeed. NH.





...you PHONY.

[nell789]

Sooooo plaaaaayed.....

[Demonde]

hahhahahaa

[dEv~]

someone needs to take away your ability to create threads.