If you can see Chuck Norris's eyes, you are okay.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.
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chuck norris analogy of the day...
Started by shinychicken, Feb 15 2006 11:05 PM
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:06 PM
I can't see Chuck Norris.... Crap.
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:09 PM
QUOTE (shinychicken)
If you can see Chuck Norris's eyes, you are okay.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.
Scientists recently discovered that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.
TO BAD Chuck Norris never cries
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:15 PM
QUOTE (NickwHarris)
QUOTE (shinychicken)
If you can see Chuck Norris's eyes, you are okay.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds away from pain.
Scientists recently discovered that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.
TO BAD Chuck Norris never cries
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits....
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:17 PM
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:18 PM
He was great in Sidekicks with that other Emmy Award winning actor Joe Piscipo...... :roll:
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:41 PM
Analogy.
I'm also fed up with the common cold but I just hate to say goodbye.
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:44 PM
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM)
Analogy.
that's bad when you read it wrong...like adding an "r" somewhere after the "o"...
When you lose over and over again, it just becomes natural.
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:49 PM
QUOTE (dmb41)
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take censored from anybody.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take censored from anybody.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
lol NH...well played
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 07:22 AM
QUOTE (rsmbox)
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM)
Analogy.
that's bad when you read it wrong...like adding an "r" somewhere after the "o"...
DD- You beat me to it... Seems there are very few grammatically correct people on this forum.
rsm- It took me, literally, 7 minutes to figure out what you were referring to.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 07:37 AM
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 08:26 AM
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Hello?
Hi, it's last month, i want my thread back.
oh, my bad man, just having some fun with good ol chuck norris.
right. give it back.
although semi flame aside, this thread is better shiny
Hello?
Hi, it's last month, i want my thread back.
oh, my bad man, just having some fun with good ol chuck norris.
right. give it back.
although semi flame aside, this thread is better shiny
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:02 AM
Who the hell is Chuck Norris?
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:07 AM
QUOTE (dsm_rsx)
this was funny. and your avatar is quite nice.
however your name is waaay to similar to rsm box
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:22 AM
All the Chuck Norris jokes are a rip off of me. Brasky pwns Norris.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:25 AM
QUOTE (Bill_Brasky)
All the Chuck Norris jokes are a rip off of me. Brasky pwns Norris.
Gimmick posters are -ev
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:29 AM
QUOTE (Golden)
QUOTE (Bill_Brasky)
All the Chuck Norris jokes are a rip off of me. Brasky pwns Norris.
Gimmick posters are -ev
Perhaps, but I am still ten times the poster you are even in gimmick form. Bend over.
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:04 PM
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that is friggin great holy crap.
Chuck Norris once scored 11 points in a single end of curling. :canadarocks:
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Indians to lead AL Central @ 15
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Padres to lead NL West @ 29
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If you spell Chuck Norris is scrabble you win, FOREVER
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It is impossible for Chuck Norris to Bleed. Why? Because Chuck Norris has no blood. How do Chuck Norris live without any blood? Because he's Chuck Norris. That's why.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar, he's Chuck Norris. Therefore, he automatically gets infinity
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It is impossible for Chuck Norris to Bleed. Why? Because Chuck Norris has no blood. How do Chuck Norris live without any blood? Because he's Chuck Norris. That's why.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar, he's Chuck Norris. Therefore, he automatically gets infinity
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Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:56 PM
Chuck Norris jokes are getting really old, really fast.
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