Kantian 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it.No. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 I have a terrible job.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Chesta99 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Unfortunately, they'd probably just think you were Chris Ferguson. Link to post Share on other sites
Foulky 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it.No offense but Dell sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
dmb41 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 No offense, but sales people suck. They are in the same category as lawyers and mechanics. Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 No offense, but sales people suck. They are in the same category as lawyers and mechanics. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it.No offense but Dell sucks.Not true, but whatcha gonna do. Link to post Share on other sites
Nugzy 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Ive had good experience with Dell. Back in October 2004, they had a sale that lasted about 4 hours. I got in on it and ended up with a Dell XPS fully loaded for 40% off. Theyve never had a similar sale since. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Ive had good experience with Dell. Back in October 2004, they had a sale that lasted about 4 hours. I got in on it and ended up with a Dell XPS fully loaded for 40% off. Theyve never had a similar sale since.I have an XPS too, and it's awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
rhill6537 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Dell is alot better than my Gateway piece of crap Link to post Share on other sites
AZWildcat 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Commodore 64 is where it's at... Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 dell computers are overrated Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Dell is alot better than my Gateway piece of crapI have Gateway and its the worst fucking computer you could ever get. To all FCP'ers: DON'T GO GATEWAY!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Screw it, i had no reason to post. Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 yall flamed the shit outta this guy Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 take offense, dell and salespeople suck Link to post Share on other sites
ArseneLupin3 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 No offense but Dell sucks.Any company that sells me a 21" LCD for $380 doesn't suck. Link to post Share on other sites
Toxic Moe 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 So I sell computers. I work for Dell. Screw it, i had no reason to post.That's all you needed to write - really. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Commodore 64 is where it's at...Amiga 2000 was the poop daddy! Link to post Share on other sites
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