So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it.
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daniel negreanu being a jerk? no way
Started by Kantian, Feb 05 2006 11:16 AM
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:16 AM
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:18 AM
Kantian said:
So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:22 AM
Kantian said:
I have a terrible job.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:24 AM
Kantian said:
Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:30 AM
Kantian said:
So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:35 AM
No offense, but sales people suck. They are in the same category as lawyers and mechanics.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:37 AM
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Kantian said:
So I sell computers. I work for Dell. When you call 1-800-www-dell, its my job to make you spend 800 dollars more than you originally wanted to.Well I get this yahoo today who wants a notebook computer to play online poker. I asked him where he played, and he wasn't sure. I told him fulltilt is fun because there are a lot of pros who will play small limits with you.He actually told me "Yeah i tried one site with that.. daniel... narnu or whatever, and i played him at a free table and he kept saying 'stupid stupid stupid' when i made a call.Yeah, freaking, right. I literally laughed out loud at him and told him it was just some kid with a screen name thats similar and a picture, and that Daniel Negreanu has his own site and doesn't berate players for calls. And that Daniel plays 500,000 dollar heads-up games, so I doubt he has much time to sit at free tables.Still, isn't that hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to see negreanu verbally bashing people a'la ultimatebet phil. He still bought the computer, but he wasn't too happy that I laughed at him.Maybe i'll make a "Jesus87234" screen name and tell players they'll go straight to hell if they call my bluff, since apparently players take screen names literally.Screw it, i had no reason to post. I just got a kick out of it.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:41 AM
Ive had good experience with Dell. Back in October 2004, they had a sale that lasted about 4 hours. I got in on it and ended up with a Dell XPS fully loaded for 40% off. Theyve never had a similar sale since.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:44 AM
Nugzy said:
Ive had good experience with Dell. Back in October 2004, they had a sale that lasted about 4 hours. I got in on it and ended up with a Dell XPS fully loaded for 40% off. Theyve never had a similar sale since.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 12:06 PM
Dell is alot better than my Gateway piece of crap
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 12:11 PM
Commodore 64 is where it's at...
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 12:14 PM
dell computers are overrated
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 12:57 PM
rhill6537 said:
Dell is alot better than my Gateway piece of crap
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:02 PM
Kantian said:
Screw it, i had no reason to post.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:06 PM
yall flamed the shit outta this guy
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:12 PM
take offense, dell and salespeople suck
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:21 PM
Foulky said:
No offense but Dell sucks.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:57 PM
Kantian said:
So I sell computers. I work for Dell. Screw it, i had no reason to post.
Kings and Queens and Guillotines.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 03:20 PM
AZWildcat said:
Commodore 64 is where it's at...
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