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#21 kers2

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 10:51 PM

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the idea is you have to f.uck one, marry one, and kill one. this thread has potential. just keep making your own.women of power editionmadeline albrightPosted Imagehillary clintonPosted Imageoprah winfreyPosted Imagenow thats a choice.
This one is too easy though. The point is to make it a hard decision.Obviously you kill Oprah, marry Hilary and, f Mads(and yes I was getting mad about people not playing right but I'm too complacent to do something about it)
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I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 11:00 PM

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This one is too easy though.  The point is to make it a hard decision.Obviously you kill Oprah, marry Hilary and, censored Mads(and yes I was getting mad about people not playing right but I'm too complacent to do something about it)
This decision is made under the assumption that Oprah is mortal. She is also omniscient so I would watch what I said if I were you.

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 11:31 PM

Kill AlbrightF Hillary.....where's my cigar......give it to her Clinton style....which would be her first time.Marry Oprah.....then take a treasure bath in all of the mobney.

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 12:34 AM

i marry oprah and ill give you one billion reasons why

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 01:31 AM

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 01:38 AM

Fuck anything that walks babY~

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 01:47 AM

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See, I thought the same thing, but then I realized that if I killed her, I'd be left with marriage and fucking for Madeline and Oprah.I'd definately marry oprah, because of the moneybut Madeline is one of the most hideous creations ever.So I'm stuck.

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 03:57 AM

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Socko669 said:

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See, I thought the same thing, but then I realized that if I killed her, I'd be left with marriage and fucking for Madeline and Oprah.I'd definately marry oprah, because of the moneybut Madeline is one of the most hideous creations ever.So I'm stuck.
I understand your point, but I'd take one for the team with Madeline Albright if I could marry Oprah, then divorce and take half the cash. Hillary is just too evil of a person.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 09:55 AM

Marry; Becky, Fuck; Topanga, Kill; LoisMarry; Oprah, Fuck; Hillary, Kill; Maddy
I'm also fed up with the common cold but I just hate to say goodbye.

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 11:30 AM

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the idea is you have to f.uck one, marry one, and kill one. this thread has potential. just keep making your own.women of power editionmadeline albrightPosted Imagehillary clintonPosted Imageoprah winfreyPosted Imagenow thats a choice.
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 01:03 PM

easy, kill albright (old hag), F clinton (she probably been taught all kinds of freaky stuff by bill), marry oprah (shes rich as ****in ****. and i want half)

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 01:16 PM

Ok new one. It's the battle of the famous FCP avatars. Remember you have to F 1, Marry 1, and Kill 11) Elisha CuthbertPosted Image2) Angelina JoliePosted Image3) ShakiraPosted Image
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 01:39 PM

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Ok new one. It's the battle of the famous FCP avatars. Remember you have to F 1, Marry 1, and Kill 11) Elisha CuthbertPosted Image2) Angelina JoliePosted Image3) ShakiraPosted Image
Omg, this is so fuckin tough. Ok seeing Angelina is psycho, i'll kill her. Shakira has a lot of money and I want some of that, i'll marry her which leaves me to f Elisha Cuthbert.

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 01:46 PM

f em all, kill em all and burn the evidance

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:12 PM

Fuck; Elisha..she's hot.Marry; Angelina..she's hot and she's crazy--she's my dream girl.Kill; Shakira..Nothing all too exciting about her.
I'm also fed up with the common cold but I just hate to say goodbye.

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:47 PM

Wow.. this one is hard...I'm gonna have to say ...I kill angelina.. just because I have no other choiceI fuck Elisha, she's hot but there isn't much else to herI marry Shakira...Why??Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageSo I could wake up to that every morning

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:48 PM

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Wow.. this one is hard...I'm gonna have to say ...I kill angelina.. just because I have no other choiceI fuck Elisha, she's hot but there isn't much else to herI marry Shakira...Why??Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageSo I could wake up to that every morning
You know it. Hey did your avatar get bigger?

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:49 PM

Fuck Shakira--I'm envisioning some good sexy time.Marry Elisha--she likes hockeyKill Angelina--she stole brad away from jennifer

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:50 PM

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CardWarfare said:

Wow.. this one is hard...I'm gonna have to say ...I kill angelina.. just because I have no other choiceI fuck Elisha, she's hot but there isn't much else to herI marry Shakira...Why??Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageSo I could wake up to that every morning
You know it. Hey did your avatar get bigger?
Why yes.. yes it did

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 02:52 PM

I like it




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