turd ferguson 1 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 This is my brand new shiny jet exclusively for those with 3,000 posts.I paid for this jet with bundles and bundles of these dollar bills.This guy joined me on the flight, and we played Jenga the whole way. I beat him 3,000 times in a row. It was a long flight.These were the in-flight movies. They were spectacular.After I got off the plane I cruised around in this car. I picked up lots of hot chicks. They were very impressed with my post count.A news team saw me driving around town and were so impressed that they started this television channel exclusively to chronical my life and post count. As you can see, I had quite a day. Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 how bored are you Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 classic Link to post Share on other sites
ziggy587 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Before we go any further, I gotta get one thing straight. I don't work on January the 8th, cause that's Elvis's birthday...Congrats on the 3k Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Congrats Link to post Share on other sites
commoncents 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 gives a new meaning to the word turd Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 3000 pfffft *laughs* :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 That is awesome. CONGRATULATIONS !!Our only consolation is that you'll never be making another post again... or lose that historic 3000 celebrity status and all your toys and TV show.It was a great run, had to end sometime.Good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 good one, turd.you've been working on that for the past week, havn't you Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I'll give you credit for this one.Nice job, well thought out Link to post Share on other sites
lucky_charmz 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I like it! Well done Turd.... :clap: Link to post Share on other sites
diablo01 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Don't forget to thank the lowly newbies that helped in your quest by posting useless non-flame resistant threads.What did you get off me today? Like 6?-7? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I actually think he quit posting for the day so he can keep his count at 3000. now thats dedication Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites
diablo01 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You forgothttp://www.bandmad.com/gumballhome.asphttp://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00...26link_code=xm2 Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedKills 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 you really are a turd. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You should do some sort of a protege contest, for those under 3000 posts and the winner gets to fly on that pretty sweet looking plane. Only it should have absolutely nothing to do with poker, only Celebrity Jeopardy Trivia. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You should do some sort of a protege contest, for those under 3000 posts and the winner gets to fly on that pretty sweet looking plane. Only it should have absolutely nothing to do with poker, only Celebrity Jeopardy Trivia.I'll take "The Rapist" for 1000, Alex Link to post Share on other sites
cigarbud 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I would go gay for you if I had to. Link to post Share on other sites
cigarbud 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I would go gay for you if I had to. Link to post Share on other sites
lucky_charmz 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You should do some sort of a protege contest, for those under 3000 posts and the winner gets to fly on that pretty sweet looking plane. Only it should have absolutely nothing to do with poker, only Celebrity Jeopardy Trivia.I'll take "The Rapist" for 1000, AlexI'll take "Ape Tit" for 800.....that's "Appetite".. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You should do some sort of a protege contest, for those under 3000 posts and the winner gets to fly on that pretty sweet looking plane. Only it should have absolutely nothing to do with poker, only Celebrity Jeopardy Trivia.I'll take "The Rapist" for 1000, AlexI'll take "Ape Tit" for 800.....that's "Appetite"..actually its A petit like french Link to post Share on other sites
blackntan06 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 This is my brand new shiny jet exclusively for those with 3,000 posts.I paid for this jet with bundles and bundles of these dollar bills.This guy joined me on the flight, and we played Jenga the whole way. I beat him 3,000 times in a row. It was a long flight.These were the in-flight movies. They were spectacular.After I got off the plane I cruised around in this car. I picked up lots of hot chicks. They were very impressed with my post count.A news team saw me driving around town and were so impressed that they started this television channel exclusively to chronical my life and post count. As you can see, I had quite a day.dude you are the pimp daddy. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I'll take famous titties for 400 Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I molest collies. Link to post Share on other sites
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