killer 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Ok...how about I do this instead!!****************************** There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe." He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry." He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd. The voice says, "Go all in." He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call. The dealer lays down the flop which is 8h9h10h. The voice says, "Damn." Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJohnson724 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Hmmm...no idea...maybe I'll do something to get me flamed...oh...just did that...forget it then!!Hey Royal...can you use your powers to move this to the off-topic forum!!??...thx!! :wink:It's amazing you can talk with his cack in your mouth. It must be a small one... Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Hmmm...no idea...maybe I'll do something to get me flamed...oh...just did that...forget it then!!Hey Royal...can you use your powers to move this to the off-topic forum!!??...thx!! :wink:I have way more than you. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 This has been a quality read. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 play in traffic Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 play in trafficblindfolded Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 play in trafficblindfoldedwith your legs shackled together Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Run through your local mall naked sceaming "Hey look at me, I'm naked", because you obviously want attention. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Run through your local mall naked sceaming "Hey look at me, I'm naked", because you obviously want attention.Do I have to be naked? Because, you know, I'm bashful. :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 this guy wnats more attention that teneight Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 "If I run out of toilet paper at home, I wipe my ass with [100 posts]. [150] If I've had chili."self-quote from one of the other 40 threads like this. Link to post Share on other sites
killer 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 Maybe one more....******************** A guy's wife drives him over to a casino and tells him to call her when he wants her to pick him up. Feeling cocky, he sits down at a no limit holdem table with $1,000. After a couple hours, he's lost almost half his bankroll. Desperately hoping to double up and walk away, he looks down at pocket Aces. He pushes in all his remaining chips, only to be called by a woman with pocket 8's who hits a miracle set on the river. He walks right up to the lady who hit the trips and menacingly asks "Do you have any idea what my wife is gonna do to me when I call and tell her what just happened?" The woman replies: "no, but if she needs a few tips on how to kick your ass, tell her to give me a call." Link to post Share on other sites
Demonde 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 it. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Make 900 more +1 posts to achieve "true veteran status" like gkunit Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Make 900 more +1 posts to achieve "true veteran status" like gkunitAll my +1's were deleted. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Make 900 more +1 posts to achieve "true veteran status" like gkunitAll my +1's were deleted.That's not the only thread you do that in. Not only that, you hardly ever post anything with any content anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Demonde 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Make 900 more +1 posts to achieve "true veteran status" like gkunitAll my +1's were deleted.That's not the only thread you do that in. Not only that, you hardly ever post anything with any content anyway.on a related note, have you ever heard Ted Forrest talking all that much? I've heard him, among table banter, quietly whisper "plus one" every so often. accuracy is key. Link to post Share on other sites
Demonde 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 would harriet tubman approve? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 :spades10: :spadesj: :spadesq: :spadesk: :spadesa: I'M ALL IN. Link to post Share on other sites
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