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A few of my favorites quotes from the movie:"Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would've done just fine. ""3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl Billy Madison: Kid can't even read Ernie: Cut it out dude your gonna get us in trouble. Billy Madison(outloud): T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!""Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace! I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean. Billy Madison: No, you don't. Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *GOT-IT-ON*!!!. WOOO-EEEE! Billy Madison: No, they didn't. Bus Driver: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh..."

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I caught the tail end of it, and man that is a great movie. I haven't seen it in a while and it still cracks me up. "Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.""I'm sorry. ""Well, 'sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?"

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Billy Madison: He's gonna sht.. when he sees.. that it's sht. Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates sht.Frank: Shh, here he comes.Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.Old Man Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.Billy Madison: Hahahahahahaha He called the sht "poop".Frank: This is the best night of my life.Old Man Clemens: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.

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