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#1 Longshanks

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 04:10 PM

were any as big a badass as colin farrell?

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 04:35 PM

Should have called me Daniel, I would have driven over to MIA and helped ya out ( could have rented you a wheelchair). I could have verified your identity also, but why didnt you just give them a couple signed 8x10 photos of yourself that you carry wherever you go? Miami sucks, I hate it, sorry you had a bad experience.Posted Image

#3 mrHysteria

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 04:41 PM

after this lovely incident, if i were daniel i'd be carrying around some better id, such as "World Poker Tour: The Best of Season 3", or maybe the CardPlayer where he's on the cover of both! :D

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 04:46 PM

Maybe he should consider carrying receipts too....At least some sort of proof of the money..Now i guarantee hes on some sort of watch list somewhere....

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 05:12 PM

[quote="Now i guarantee hes on some sort of watch list somewhere....[/quote]haha yeah Daniel your in the system now... let us know if they red flag you when you go to airports now :D

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 06:37 PM

It's nice to see that our law enforcement officials are keeping the American people safe by putting the evildoers in their place (sw). This was a great blog (NO sw).

#7 Longshanks

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 07:29 PM

at least he dident try and bring a 5" knife on carryon like I did

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 08:29 PM

Maybe these agents are lieing and they really know who he is and are razzing him? They are irrational beings but not going out of the way on ttttttttttttttttttttttttthat issue; perhaps they are out after poker seeing it is far above the capacity of government USA style. No one in a white house can play poker 4 to 1 odds.

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 09:48 PM

OK, time for my first post. I prefer to lurk about and keep to myself but I may have a simple solution for Daniel. It seems to me that Daniel needs to carry a few copies of "Card Player" magazine with him. How about the January 28th, 2005 edition. :wink:

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 02:27 PM

the bottom line is ... america is a pretty dumb country.,.. all they have going for them is population and capital (money) ... which is unevenly distributed

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 02:39 PM

WuKillaBee said:

the bottom line is ... america is a pretty dumb country.,.. all they have going for them is population and capital (money) ... which is unevenly distributed
"Agent, give that man a full cavity search"... Robert Stack's character from Beavis and Butthead Do America[You guys are quick..didnt realize this line was used 3 times already in a different thread]

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 03:17 PM

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
You must be strong yet, supple to weather the storm.

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 04:22 PM

I feel so much safer that such a renouned drug traficcer as daniel was stopped at airport. I can sllep so much better now. PLus, I have been been feeling much safer knowing that they are also doing special searches on 83 yr old grandmothers in wheelchairs. Gives one a sense of saftey, don;t you think? Bravo, federal officials for making us all feel safer by stopping such threatening people like daniel. Always happy to see that our federal dollars are put to good productive use. Please, federal officials, let me know when sarcasm is outlawed also so I won't be able to use it in my writing. Whatever abridgement of freedoms you deem necessary for our freedpm, that is ok with me. But please federal officials, if you ever put me in one of those secret interregations prisons in eastern europe, could you at least put me in a place that is not too cold. I get a rash all over when overexposed to the cold. Keep up the fine work at stopping dangerous characters. It must be all that bluffing you do Daniel, that made them distrust you. Shame, Shame on you.

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 04:57 PM

Longshanks said:

at least he dident try and bring a 5" knife on carryon like I did
Why? All they asked you to do was promise not to stab anyone. Apparently wacking someone to death with a wad of cash is more of a danger.

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 06:26 PM

:D I bet DN hopes that was fingers when they gave him the full body search.

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 03:11 PM

Maybe if I read the current blog correct DN"s loss of his bag( if that is what he is saying?) is that they kept it. FBI co. are very mean don't like to find nothing - most always be right -




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