theredpill99 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I didn't discover porn or alcohol until the day I showed up at college. I know that comes as quite a shock to many of you. I was a sheltered individual. I was sheltered by mommy and daddy. I didn't discover porn until I went to college. I had just turned 18 like a week before college if I remember right. So I had no time to go and get porn and stuff. I had my first sip of alcohol in a guy's room across the hall from my room. That was like the most awesome night of my life. I didn't drink too much because the guys wouldn't let me. Basically, I was messing around in my room not doing anything and I went knocked on the guy across the hall's door and he opened it and I saw some beer and liquor on the floor. It was just him and his buddy from his hometown. They let me come in and then offered me a sip of beer. I was hesitant because I was now about to become de-virginized or whatever. So I sipped the beer and coughed and coughed afterward and they laughed at me. Then I think I had a sip of southern comfort and went down pretty hard too but I was buzzing after like one shot of that. So I drank some more and more and then I think we went outside the dorm room and ran around a little bit acting like idiots and then came back. It was fun. I remember lying in my bed that night and thinking that I had never felt that good before ever in my life. About 2 months after this, I had my first experience with weed. I got some more stories about weed if anyone is interested. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I went to college.That was the most shocking part of that post for me.I can't wait to see what this thread turns into.You should blog more. Link to post Share on other sites
theredpill99 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 The weed stories, I will put in a future blog update. Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 So I sipped the beer and coughed and coughed afterward and they laughed at me. Then I think I had a sip of southern comfort and went down pretty hard too.This guy kills me. Too funny RedPill, keep it up. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 porn and alcohol at 12, I haven't lived a sheltered life(mother herb at 16) Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 porn and alcohol at 12, I haven't lived a sheltered life(mother herb at 16)tried cigarettes for the first time in 2nd grade, alcohol in 4th, pot in 5th and depending on which drug it ranged from 7th grade to my junior year in high school. Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 porn and alcohol at 12, I haven't lived a sheltered life(mother herb at 16)tried cigarettes for the first time in 2nd grade, alcohol in 4th, pot in 5th and depending on which drug it ranged from 7th grade to my junior year in high school.i think we have a winner Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I first tried alcohol when I was 6. Do I win? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I did a line as soon as I popped out of my momI win. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 My mother used to stick a bong up her uterus and I would rip it like there was no tomorrow from the time my lungs first formed.Beat that. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 My mother used to stick a bong up her uterus and I would rip it like there was no tomorrow from the time my lungs first formed.Beat that.I did, your mom filed a restraining order, meh. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Actually, when I was still a sperm, I was mainlining heroin through my little sperm tail Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 porn and alcohol at 12, I haven't lived a sheltered life(mother herb at 16)Not until 16? I figured it would have been earlier for you.... Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I have discovered them, so I guess this is before college. Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 in kindergarden i discovered you can SIIHP. Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Porn maybe somewhere between 12 and 14.Alcohol - first time I acctually drank was when I was 17 - I have still never been drunk though (just turned 25)Cigarettes/any other drug/smoking - Never have, never will. Have never even had a puff of a cigarette. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I started drinking socially in 8th grade, and by the end of my Freshman year, I was pretty much a full-blown alcoholic. I was like a TV-movie drunk. I always had a little vodka on me, even in school, and was pretty much at least buzzed all the time. During basketball and baseball seasons, I had to use some restraint, because hitting a baseball is tough when you're plowed.Otherwise, I'd come straight home from school, get my work done, and start drinking heavily in the basement. I was a master sneak, and only got caught once. My friends had no idea, and my family was almost as clueless (though I think they suspected something).I quit on my own when I moved after Freshman year, and didn't have a drop until the last quarter of junior year. After that, I was a social drinker, and became a celebrity for my ability to conceal my level of intoxication from those around me. I. Rule. I reverted to full blown alcoholism again my sophomore year of college, slapped myself on the wrist after I became a sack of shit, and have pretty much settled into a routine of weekend party-drinking, and occassional random friend-fun-girl-binges.For some reason, a kid in KC I knew had the best LSD hookup, and I tripped all the time when I was a freshman. I smoke pot occassionally, but only when I'm trying to get laid or when it's 3AM and my friends are bored, or when Transformers the movie is on. And concerts.Shimmering Wang = awesomeAllinBluff = more awesome Link to post Share on other sites
Wingmaster05 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Actually, when I was still a sperm, I was mainlining heroin through my little sperm tailI guess that explains your picture then. Link to post Share on other sites
Wingmaster05 0 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 hey redpill did you delete a lot of your good blog entries? I can't find the one's i liked the most... Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 alcohol= 15porn= 10weed= 16-17 Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Cigarettes – 3 Alcohol – 3Weed – 4Pornography – 4Whores – 5Cocaine – 6Heroine – 7Dead Whores – 8The Shield – 18 Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Cigarettes – 3 Alcohol – 3 Weed – 4 Pornography – 4 Whores – 5 Cocaine – 6 Heroine – 7 Dead Whores – 8 The Shield – 18----------------------------------------does that girl you were going out with know about this? the one with that weird name Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 shoveling dead babies out of my dads truck-16 Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 We're no longer going out. She must have seen the writing on the wall. That’s not a figure of speech, I wrote “The dog tells me to kill hookers” on the wall, using my own blood. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 shoveling dead babies out of my dads truck-16We've all been there, Brother. Link to post Share on other sites
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