Longshanks 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 My dad gave me a decorative confederate knife and I boneheadedly put it in my carry on bag and tried to take it on the plane home tonight, needless to say I got stopped and embarrased, -EV Link to post Share on other sites
evesixer 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 i literally laughed outloud. and i thought it sucked when we had to take our shoes off leaving at LAS. :doh: :wall: :clap: :naughty: :hand: :idea: Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 My dad gave me a decorative confederate knife and I boneheadedly put it in my carry on bag and tried to take it on the plane home tonight, needless to say I got stopped and embarrased, -EVBe happy that you are not an Arab. With a confederate knife? That is a funny image. Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Author Share Posted January 5, 2006 yah it was a pretty sweet knife, its a good thing I look really white or ida been in trouble Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 yah it was a pretty sweet knife, its a good thing I look really white or ida been in troubleSo how did you get it home? Checked baggage or Fedex? Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The FAA sells confiscated knives and scissors on Ebay. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 what about sporks? Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 so, were you embarrassed because you tried to bring a knife on a plane, or were you embarrassed because everyone saw that you were into slavery and racism? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Cue banjos. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 so, were you embarrassed because you tried to bring a knife on a plane, or were you embarrassed because everyone saw that you were into slavery and racism?hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery. Im not into the confederacy, but I am from the south.And I support slavery for completely different reasons. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 ...And I support slavery...consider the can of worms opened. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 ...And I support slavery...consider the can of worms opened.yeah, I really hope I didn't need the sw, but lets see where it goes Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery.O RLY? What does it represent? Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Cue banjos.That's just not cool man. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery.O RLY? What does it represent?sorry, I wasn't really trying to start that argument, I just needed a lead in to the "I support slavery" thing (troll thing to do, I'll stop now) Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery.O RLY? What does it represent?The Confederacy doesn't represent anything anymore..... we lost, or did you skip class that day in US history. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 oh god, here it goesI really should have kept my mouth shut Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Are you gonna get the knife back? Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 oh god, here it goesI really should have kept my mouth shutHey man what ya think was gonna happen, just look at my sig.Had we have won there wouldn't be to many differences though.The biggest things .1) There would be Krystal burgers everywhere instead of White Castle2) All soft drinks would be Cokes, example: " What kind of Coke do you want? ".... " Sprite please."3) Deer hunting would be the National passtime.See it wouldn't be so bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 oh god, here it goesI really should have kept my mouth shutHey man what ya think was gonna happen, just look at my sig.Had we have won there wouldn't be to many differences though.The biggest things .1) There would be Krystal burgers everywhere instead of White Castle2) All soft drinks would be Cokes, example: " What kind of Coke do you want? ".... " Sprite please."3) Deer hunting would be the National passtime.See that would suck.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The Confederacy doesn't represent anything anymore..... we lost, or did you skip class that day in US history.Okay, so why do rednecks insist on trotting out the flag if not to 'represent' something? Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The Confederacy doesn't represent anything anymore..... we lost, or did you skip class that day in US history.Okay, so why do rednecks insist on trotting out the flag if not to 'represent' something?I've wondered the same thing.You are talking about a select few idiots that still do stuff like that.We laugh at them too.I hate it personaly, like when there is a disaster and the news is covering it they find the dumbest redneck to ever crawl out from under a trailer to interview.No wonder people in other parts of the country think the normal stereotypes about southerners. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The Confederacy doesn't represent anything anymore..... we lost, or did you skip class that day in US history.Okay, so why do rednecks insist on trotting out the flag if not to 'represent' something?It's what they do. Why do they love nascar? Why do they still rock the mullet? Why do they insist on wearing jean jackets and having sex with their cousins? Why does the wind blow? Nobody knows why the necks do what they do. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Cue banjos.That's just not cool man.You're right. It's not just cool. It's hilarious as well.Cue kitchen appliance on front porch. Link to post Share on other sites
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