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Started by Longshanks, Jan 04 2006 08:59 PM

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#1 Longshanks

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Posted 04 January 2006 - 08:59 PM

My dad gave me a decorative confederate knife and I boneheadedly put it in my carry on bag and tried to take it on the plane home tonight, needless to say I got stopped and embarrased, -EV

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Posted 04 January 2006 - 09:36 PM

i literally laughed outloud. and i thought it sucked when we had to take our shoes off leaving at LAS. :doh: :wall: :clap: :naughty: :hand: :idea:
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:39 AM

Longshanks said:

My dad gave me a decorative confederate knife and I boneheadedly put it in my carry on bag and tried to take it on the plane home tonight, needless to say I got stopped and embarrased, -EV
Be happy that you are not an Arab. With a confederate knife? That is a funny image.

QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#4 Longshanks

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:41 AM

yah it was a pretty sweet knife, its a good thing I look really white or ida been in trouble

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:45 AM

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yah it was a pretty sweet knife, its a good thing I look really white or ida been in trouble
So how did you get it home? Checked baggage or Fedex?
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:48 AM

The FAA sells confiscated knives and scissors on Ebay.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:16 AM

what about sporks?

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:19 AM

so, were you embarrassed because you tried to bring a knife on a plane, or were you embarrassed because everyone saw that you were into slavery and racism?

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:22 AM

Cue banjos.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:24 AM

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so, were you embarrassed because you tried to bring a knife on a plane, or were you embarrassed because everyone saw that you were into slavery and racism?
hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery. Im not into the confederacy, but I am from the south.And I support slavery for completely different reasons.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:33 AM

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...And I support slavery...
consider the can of worms opened.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:38 AM

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:40 AM

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ShakeZuma said:

...And I support slavery...
consider the can of worms opened.
yeah, I really hope I didn't need the sw, but lets see where it goes

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:44 AM

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hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery.
O RLY? What does it represent?

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:46 AM

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Cue banjos.
That's just not cool man.
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:46 AM

mk said:

ShakeZuma said:

hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery.
O RLY? What does it represent?
sorry, I wasn't really trying to start that argument, I just needed a lead in to the "I support slavery" thing (troll thing to do, I'll stop now)

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:49 AM

mk said:

ShakeZuma said:

hey, the confederacy doesn't represent slavery.
O RLY? What does it represent?
The Confederacy doesn't represent anything anymore..... we lost, or did you skip class that day in US history.
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:51 AM

oh god, here it goesI really should have kept my mouth shut

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 10:55 AM

Are you gonna get the knife back?
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 11:01 AM

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oh god, here it goesI really should have kept my mouth shut
Hey man what ya think was gonna happen, just look at my sig.Had we have won there wouldn't be to many differences though.The biggest things .1) There would be Krystal burgers everywhere instead of White Castle2) All soft drinks would be Cokes, example: " What kind of Coke do you want? ".... " Sprite please."3) Deer hunting would be the National passtime.See it wouldn't be so bad.
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