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We're all degenerage gamboooolers here...share some interesting stories here.This surely isn't my best one, but I remember taking a 20 dollar wager when I was in highschool that I couldn't drink 3 litres of chocolate milk in 5 minutes. I puked at the 3 minute mark, .75 litres shy.

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We're all degenerage gamboooolers here...share some interesting stories here.This surely isn't my best one, but I remember taking a 20 dollar wager when I was in highschool that I couldn't drink 3 litres of chocolate milk in 5 minutes. I puked at the 3 minute mark, .75 litres shy.
53 bucks (The price of a half barrel at the time) that I couldn't drink a 54 oz (1.6 liters/litres) pitcher of beer in under a minute. I finished in 12 seconds.
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One day I was at an airport in South America for a flight back home and this guy bet that I couldn't smuggle back a baggie of pure cocaine in my pooper.Long story short, the bag broke, the plane landed in Dallas so I could get taken to the hospital, I was arrested, broke out, saw a Cowboys game, and hitchhiked my way across the country. Now I'm addicted to crack and I owe the South America guy five bucks.

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drink 3 litres of chocolate milk in 5 minutes.
Apparantly it's only possible if you drink it warm. Not that I'd even try it that way.
The two bets I've seen tried numerous times, and never completed are drinking a gallon of milk in 30 minutes and eating a tablespoon of cinnamon without drinking anything.The milk thing doesn't work because everyone is lactose tolerant to a certain extent, and sooner or later your body rejects the milk. This results in lots of vomiting.The cinnamon dare doesn't work because eating it like that is like drying to eat sand. It coats the inside of your throat, and is impossible to get down without so sort of liquid.Both are funny to try on the stupid, drunk macho guy. It's better if you make some money off of it, but the entertainment value alone is worth it.PatrickEDIT: here's some links of people that have tried. :-)http://www.michaelbuffington.com/cc2k1/http://****-you.org/boinger/gallon-of-milk.phpPatrick
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One day I was at an airport in South America for a flight back home and this guy bet that I couldn't smuggle back a baggie of pure cocaine in my pooper.Long story short, the bag broke, the plane landed in Dallas so I could get taken to the hospital, I was arrested, broke out, saw a Cowboys game, and hitchhiked my way across the country. Now I'm addicted to crack and I owe the South America guy five bucks.
I'm speechless. Perfect reply. I wagered with a buddy that less than 50% of the replies in this thread would be 'true', and more than 50% would be jopkes. whooooo!
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One day I was at an airport in South America for a flight back home and this guy bet that I couldn't smuggle back a baggie of pure cocaine in my pooper.Long story short, the bag broke, the plane landed in Dallas so I could get taken to the hospital, I was arrested, broke out, saw a Cowboys game, and hitchhiked my way across the country. Now I'm addicted to crack and I owe the South America guy five bucks.
I'll find you sooner or later, and I want my goods back!
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A good friend of mine had a couple of good wagersone a 50 dollar bet that i couldn't kick a 45 yard feild goal....out of ten tries... Squeeked a line drive through.another 20 dollar two guys were side by side trying to start to weed eaters i said 20 bucks the one on the right starts first he said deal and the ****ing guy on the left got his going firstand finallySame friend got a new bike with shocks on the front and was bragging about how nice it was and how he could ride up stairs with it.So of course we when and found a moderatly steep set of stairs outside a building at college. he got three trys and on the third try he blew his back tire and hit his head on a step and got 8 stiches..... Best part was the bet was for 5 bucks.... and it cost him about 350 bucks between the new tire and hospital costs.

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mine involved ron mexico, some red tape, a bucket of tacks, some glue, a ball of yarn, a siamese chicken, and a bowling ball. i lost
You forgot the gag ball and the can of fix a flat.
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mine involved ron mexico, some red tape, a bucket of tacks, some glue, a ball of yarn, a siamese chicken, and a bowling ball. i lost
You forgot the gag ball and the can of fix a flat.
theres just some shit people dont need to know
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It is not weird but I bet $1,000 I could kick a basketball onto a 10 story building with no stipulations. I attached a small metal plate on my shoe and over-inflated the ball. It was painful when I did it but I won.

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One time back in high school we had a kid who wore a gold chain around his neck every day. One fine afternoon during lunch, he showed us that he could snort the chain through his nose and have it come out his mouth. We were impressed, but we wanted a SHOW.So, we each got together and put down 20 bucks each to have him swallow the chain and bring it back the next day. He accepted the agreement and promptly swallowed the chain in front of us all.Lo and behold two days later, as he walked into class he threw the gold chain to a friend of mine who upon catching it, realized what it was and immediately gagged (the not quite throw up thing, you know? The whole mouth full of spit) all over our teacher's desk.The guy won his $100 fair and square.

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After getting drunk with John Daly on the front nine (our first time playing together), I got the courage to play for $100 per hole (which I pressed on the 16th to $200). It ended up being like playing your 3 9 off against pocket aces 9 times in a row...Ouch!

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a guy at a bar bet me 100 bucks that i couldnt eat 3 pickeled eggs in 2 two minutes. i did it, but **** was it close... i mean i was 1 second off. it is A LOT harder than it sounds. A LOT.

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I've got like a million of these.I won a "famine" bet with a friend of mine. No food. No calories. Only water, diet pot, etc. No drugs, either (except caffeine). The bet was for 5 dollars an hour. I ended up making it 6 days to his 5. I won exactly 120 bucks.In highschool I bet my physics teacher that I could stop a stopwatch on the same number 4/10 times. We bet on 25 extra credit points (about 7%), and the ability to award them to anyone I chose. I did it, and ended up auctioning off the extra credit points to a kid with a 4.0 that was getting an A-, for about 500 bucks.I wore nothing but sandals (except when competing in athletic contests) for a full year. I won 100 dollars, and almost lost a toe to frostbite.I drank a gallon of beer in an hour for 20 bucks(easy). We had a "largest testicles" contest my sophomore year of college that I won. 20 dollar entry fee, 6 entries, winner take all. I hadn't beat off in a week.My freshman year I had challenged all comers in my hallway to a "jeopardy" contest. 20 bucks a pop, take all comers. Most correct answers wins. Daily doubles worth 2, final jeopardy worth 4. My final record was 14-4, for a gross profit of 200 dollars. I did the cinnamon thing, and won. I trained for it. I did the saltine cracker bet, too.I went to East Lansing (Michigan State) and took a bet that I couldn't walk around the party for a full hour with my testicles out and not get asked to leave. I got to 3/4 of an hour, then bumped into a dude and got my ass kicked. I challenged a friend that I could make 8/10 freethrows under any condition, at any time, as long as the court was dry, the ball was pumped right, etc. He'd give me 20 bucks/freethrow over seven, I'd give him 30/freethrow under eight.He's challenged me 8 times (once in the midst of a hardcore blackout), and I've never lost. I won 200 bucks (+ beer costs) when I boasted that I could drink 10 beers a day or more for 6weels, and keep a 40/hr. a week job doing insulation. It was really easy, because I conviinced everyone to have a few beers every day at the job sites.I won 20 bucks, at age 19, on a dare. I approached a police officer after having half a case, and said, "Sir, I've been drinking heavily. I'm sure you can smell it on me." I got an MIP, which cost me about 100 dollars all together.I won 100 bucks when I was drunk when I boasted that I knew more active-roster NFL players that played college ball in the BIG 10 than the rest of the room. I have more, and about a million I've lost.Ice

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I've got like a million of these.I won a "famine" bet with a friend of mine. No food. No calories. Only water, diet pot, etc. No drugs, either (except caffeine). WTF is diet pot?The bet was for 5 dollars an hour. I ended up making it 6 days to his 5. I won exactly 120 bucks.In highschool I bet my physics teacher that I could stop a stopwatch on the same number 4/10 times. We bet on 25 extra credit points (about 7%), and the ability to award them to anyone I chose. I did it, and ended up auctioning off the extra credit points to a kid with a 4.0 that was getting an A-, for about 500 bucks.That's a lieI wore nothing but sandals (except when competing in athletic contests) for a full year. I won 100 dollars, and almost lost a toe to frostbite.I believe itI drank a gallon of beer in an hour for 20 bucks(easy). Yeah, easyWe had a "largest testicles" contest my sophomore year of college that I won. 20 dollar entry fee, 6 entries, winner take all. I hadn't beat off in a week.I call bull$hit. And I call gay.My freshman year I had challenged all comers in my hallway to a "jeopardy" contest. 20 bucks a pop, take all comers. Most correct answers wins. Daily doubles worth 2, final jeopardy worth 4. My final record was 14-4, for a gross profit of 200 dollars. I call retarded.I did the cinnamon thing, and won. I trained for it. I did the saltine cracker bet, too.Alright...stunning (sw)I went to East Lansing (Michigan State) and took a bet that I couldn't walk around the party for a full hour with my testicles out and not get asked to leave. I got to 3/4 of an hour, then bumped into a dude and got my ass kicked. I believe the "you went to a party and got your ass kicked" part...that is it.I challenged a friend that I could make 8/10 freethrows under any condition, at any time, as long as the court was dry, the ball was pumped right, etc. He'd give me 20 bucks/freethrow over seven, I'd give him 30/freethrow under eight.He's challenged me 8 times (once in the midst of a hardcore blackout), and I've never lost. Maybe.I won 200 bucks (+ beer costs) when I boasted that I could drink 10 beers a day or more for 6weels, and keep a 40/hr. a week job doing insulation. It was really easy, because I conviinced everyone to have a few beers every day at the job sites.No.I won 20 bucks, at age 19, on a dare. I approached a police officer after having half a case, and said, "Sir, I've been drinking heavily. I'm sure you can smell it on me." I got an MIP, which cost me about 100 dollars all together.DOH!I won 100 bucks when I was drunk when I boasted that I knew more active-roster NFL players that played college ball in the BIG 10 than the rest of the room. I'll believe it.I have more, and about a million I've lost.A million? Bull$hit.Ice
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in college my roommate and i would bet 20 dollars every time we pushed the elevator button on which one would come up to the floor. i ended the year plus $24o on that one.i once played a friend for 100 dollar a kill on Goldeneye in slappers only. I ended up losing that one 12 kills to 11. (moral victory as i was down 900 dollars at one point, 12-3)i spotted somebody 20 kills in all swords at lockout in halo 2 and pocketed 500 bucks winning 25 to 20.

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in college my roommate and i would bet 20 dollars every time we pushed the elevator button on which one would come up to the floor. i ended the year plus $24o on that one.i once played a friend for 100 dollar a kill on Goldeneye in slappers only. I ended up losing that one 12 kills to 11. (moral victory as i was down 900 dollars at one point, 12-3)i spotted somebody 20 kills in all swords at lockout in halo 2 and pocketed 500 bucks winning 25 to 20.
speaking of Goldeneye, I can stone cold guarantee that I can beat ANYBODY at Goldeneye in the "one shot kills mode" or whatever...with no radar. MARK IT!!!
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