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[RhinestoneCowboy]

X said:

We're all degenerage gamboooolers here...share some interesting stories here.This surely isn't my best one, but I remember taking a 20 dollar wager when I was in highschool that I couldn't drink 3 litres of chocolate milk in 5 minutes. I puked at the 3 minute mark, .75 litres shy.

53 bucks (The price of a half barrel at the time) that I couldn't drink a 54 oz (1.6 liters/litres) pitcher of beer in under a minute. I finished in 12 seconds.

[KoRnholio]

X said:

drink 3 litres of chocolate milk in 5 minutes.

Apparantly it's only possible if you drink it warm. Not that I'd even try it that way.

[SuM827]

I bet $35,000 on Clubber Lang to win the fight at the end of Rocky III

[Smiddywap]

One day I was at an airport in South America for a flight back home and this guy bet that I couldn't smuggle back a baggie of pure cocaine in my pooper.Long story short, the bag broke, the plane landed in Dallas so I could get taken to the hospital, I was arrested, broke out, saw a Cowboys game, and hitchhiked my way across the country. Now I'm addicted to crack and I owe the South America guy five bucks.

[Ron_Mexico]

SuM827 said:

I bet $35,000 on Clubber Lang to win the fight at the end of Rocky III

CHALLENGE? I REJECT THE CHALLENGE, CAUSE THERE IS NO CHALLENGE.

[PMJackson21]

KoRnholio said:

X said:

drink 3 litres of chocolate milk in 5 minutes.

Apparantly it's only possible if you drink it warm. Not that I'd even try it that way.

The two bets I've seen tried numerous times, and never completed are drinking a gallon of milk in 30 minutes and eating a tablespoon of cinnamon without drinking anything.The milk thing doesn't work because everyone is lactose tolerant to a certain extent, and sooner or later your body rejects the milk. This results in lots of vomiting.The cinnamon dare doesn't work because eating it like that is like drying to eat sand. It coats the inside of your throat, and is impossible to get down without so sort of liquid.Both are funny to try on the stupid, drunk macho guy. It's better if you make some money off of it, but the entertainment value alone is worth it.PatrickEDIT: here's some links of people that have tried. :-)http://www.michaelbu...gton.com/cc2k1/http://****-you.org/...lon-of-milk.phpPatrick

[RhinestoneCowboy]

Smiddywap said:

One day I was at an airport in South America for a flight back home and this guy bet that I couldn't smuggle back a baggie of pure cocaine in my pooper.Long story short, the bag broke, the plane landed in Dallas so I could get taken to the hospital, I was arrested, broke out, saw a Cowboys game, and hitchhiked my way across the country. Now I'm addicted to crack and I owe the South America guy five bucks.

I'll find you sooner or later, and I want my goods back!

[dna4ever]

mine involved ron mexico, some red tape, a bucket of tacks, some glue, a ball of yarn, a siamese chicken, and a bowling ball. i lost

[....Ian....]

not a big thing...but back in college fresh year me and my roomie would play mario cart battle mode for cigarettes.i rememeber putting the cigarettes on top the TV and the winner would always grab them after he won and start dancing

[sophos]

A good friend of mine had a couple of good wagersone a 50 dollar bet that i couldn't kick a 45 yard feild goal....out of ten tries... Squeeked a line drive through.another 20 dollar two guys were side by side trying to start to weed eaters i said 20 bucks the one on the right starts first he said deal and the ****ing guy on the left got his going firstand finallySame friend got a new bike with shocks on the front and was bragging about how nice it was and how he could ride up stairs with it.So of course we when and found a moderatly steep set of stairs outside a building at college. he got three trys and on the third try he blew his back tire and hit his head on a step and got 8 stiches..... Best part was the bet was for 5 bucks.... and it cost him about 350 bucks between the new tire and hospital costs.

[Ron_Mexico]

dna4ever said:

mine involved ron mexico, some red tape, a bucket of tacks, some glue, a ball of yarn, a siamese chicken, and a bowling ball. i lost

You forgot the gag ball and the can of fix a flat.

[dna4ever]

Ron_Mexico said:

dna4ever said:

mine involved ron mexico, some red tape, a bucket of tacks, some glue, a ball of yarn, a siamese chicken, and a bowling ball. i lost

You forgot the gag ball and the can of fix a flat.

theres just some shit people dont need to know

[KTW]

It is not weird but I bet $1,000 I could kick a basketball onto a 10 story building with no stipulations. I attached a small metal plate on my shoe and over-inflated the ball. It was painful when I did it but I won.

[ricker]

One time back in high school we had a kid who wore a gold chain around his neck every day. One fine afternoon during lunch, he showed us that he could snort the chain through his nose and have it come out his mouth. We were impressed, but we wanted a SHOW.So, we each got together and put down 20 bucks each to have him swallow the chain and bring it back the next day. He accepted the agreement and promptly swallowed the chain in front of us all.Lo and behold two days later, as he walked into class he threw the gold chain to a friend of mine who upon catching it, realized what it was and immediately gagged (the not quite throw up thing, you know? The whole mouth full of spit) all over our teacher's desk.The guy won his $100 fair and square.

[TWW909]

I have a $500 weight bet for my 10 year class reunion. A friend of mine bet me that I would weigh more than I did at the time (165 lbs.). I weight 2 lbs. more, but I do have 8 years left...

[kdogg]

http://www.barrygree...om/tforrest.htm

[holdinmynutz]

After getting drunk with John Daly on the front nine (our first time playing together), I got the courage to play for $100 per hole (which I pressed on the 16th to $200). It ended up being like playing your 3 9 off against pocket aces 9 times in a row...Ouch!

[Miss J]

a guy at a bar bet me 100 bucks that i couldnt eat 3 pickeled eggs in 2 two minutes. i did it, but **** was it close... i mean i was 1 second off. it is A LOT harder than it sounds. A LOT.