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#41 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 08:19 AM

CaneBrain said:

teneight said:

talking about cars, i hate to wake up at 7:30am tomorrow to go take my new car into the dealership. they have to install some Lojack program and put something over the outter paint of the car so it could protect it from bird shit and other stuff, i guess.anyways, anyone up for some quoting sex tonight?
Just be sure to let us know if the mechanics ask you why you bought a girl's car.Were there no Jettas available???
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Posted 13 December 2005 - 08:28 AM

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CaneBrain said:

teneight said:

talking about cars, i hate to wake up at 7:30am tomorrow to go take my new car into the dealership. they have to install some Lojack program and put something over the outter paint of the car so it could protect it from bird shit and other stuff, i guess.anyways, anyone up for some quoting sex tonight?
Just be sure to let us know if the mechanics ask you why you bought a girl's car.Were there no Jettas available???
Cabriolet
ha.10-8 be sure to hang some beads and trinkets from your rearview mirror to complete the effect.
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Posted 13 December 2005 - 08:32 AM

CaneBrain said:

Ron_Mexico said:

CaneBrain said:

teneight said:

talking about cars, i hate to wake up at 7:30am tomorrow to go take my new car into the dealership. they have to install some Lojack program and put something over the outter paint of the car so it could protect it from bird shit and other stuff, i guess.anyways, anyone up for some quoting sex tonight?
Just be sure to let us know if the mechanics ask you why you bought a girl's car.Were there no Jettas available???
Cabriolet
ha.10-8 be sure to hang some beads and trinkets from your rearview mirror to complete the effect.
Or a cute little disco ball. I've seen that a few times...
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Posted 13 December 2005 - 08:51 AM

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Bump.To the best thread ever.
Not even close to the best thread ever, but you were lucky enough to score some guest apperances from Ron_Mexico, teneight, turd_ferguson and others. I'd give this thread a solid 7 out of 10.
Missidaho you're too kind. seriously.Oh and teneight you gots to lower that and pimped-it-out with some hydraulics man.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:18 AM

Silly_11 said:

missIdaho said:

Silly_11 said:

Bump.To the best thread ever.
Not even close to the best thread ever, but you were lucky enough to score some guest apperances from Ron_Mexico, teneight, turd_ferguson and others. I'd give this thread a solid 7 out of 10.
Missidaho you're too kind. seriously.Oh and teneight you gots to lower that and pimped-it-out with some hydraulics man.
Yeah, nothing like pimping out a car for more money than its actually worth

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:23 AM

Ron_Mexico said:

Silly_11 said:

missIdaho said:

Silly_11 said:

Bump.To the best thread ever.
Not even close to the best thread ever, but you were lucky enough to score some guest apperances from Ron_Mexico, teneight, turd_ferguson and others. I'd give this thread a solid 7 out of 10.
Missidaho you're too kind. seriously.Oh and teneight you gots to lower that and pimped-it-out with some hydraulics man.
Yeah, nothing like pimping out a car for more money than its actually worth
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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:30 AM

My truck is worth more than my house. Does that count?

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:33 AM

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My truck is worth more than my house.  Does that count?
If you can start it via remote control from your keychain, then chances are that you are a grade A douchebag.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:38 AM

I'm going back to bed.
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Posted 13 December 2005 - 09:51 AM

Why waste time with a dumb post---oops, I wasted my time responding.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:15 AM

turd ferguson said:

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My truck is worth more than my house. Does that count?
If you can start it via remote control from your keychain, then chances are that you are a grade A douchebag.
wow, grade A? thats saying a lot. I wouldn't go above C, maybe B-. and no I can't.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:39 AM

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turd ferguson said:

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My truck is worth more than my house. Does that count?
If you can start it via remote control from your keychain, then chances are that you are a grade A douchebag.
wow, grade A? thats saying a lot. I wouldn't go above C, maybe B-. and no I can't.
I always thought it was Shake"Zula" the mic rula
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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:44 AM

Im pretty sure I read zuma somewhere, or heard it, or something. its nice at least for somebody to know what it means.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:53 AM

Ron_Mexico said:

CaneBrain said:

teneight said:

talking about cars, i hate to wake up at 7:30am tomorrow to go take my new car into the dealership. they have to install some Lojack program and put something over the outter paint of the car so it could protect it from bird shit and other stuff, i guess.anyways, anyone up for some quoting sex tonight?
Just be sure to let us know if the mechanics ask you why you bought a girl's car.Were there no Jettas available???
Cabriolet
i have a theory that only hot girls drive vws...so far its held up
Good times for a change
See, the luck I've had
Can make a good man
Turn bad

So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
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This time

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Can make a good man bad

So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:54 AM

iveyfan30 said:

Ron_Mexico said:

CaneBrain said:

teneight said:

talking about cars, i hate to wake up at 7:30am tomorrow to go take my new car into the dealership. they have to install some Lojack program and put something over the outter paint of the car so it could protect it from bird shit and other stuff, i guess.anyways, anyone up for some quoting sex tonight?
Just be sure to let us know if the mechanics ask you why you bought a girl's car.Were there no Jettas available???
Cabriolet
i have a theory that only hot girls drive vws...so far its held up
not in my experience. I dated a girl that drove a cabrio and she was pretty ugly. I am not ashamed.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:56 AM

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Im pretty sure I read zuma somewhere, or heard it, or something. its nice at least for somebody to know what it means.
ATHF is quite simply awsome.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:58 AM

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Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?
Link?I think I need new tires. Merry Christmas to me.I saw the nutcracker with the ex. I don't care how good the vag is next time, I aint goin to the ballet.I'll see a musical, broadway show, but I had to leave at intermission of the Nutcracker.
Be sure and get tickets early to my new broadway show Ron... It's a re-make of a classic film. The story is about life on a cabbage plantation... "Gone with the Broken Wind"

#58 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 10:59 AM

[quote=ShakeZuma]I have a theory that only hot girls drive vws...so far its held up[/quote]not in my experience. I dated a girl that drove a cabrio and she was pretty ugly. I am not ashamed.[/quote]How was the head?If it was good, that makes up for it.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:01 AM

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I have a theory that only hot girls drive vws...so far its held up
not in my experience. I dated a girl that drove a cabrio and she was pretty ugly. I am not ashamed.
How was the head?If it was good' date=' that makes up for it.[/quote']friggin awesome. and she was super rich. it was a pretty sweet deal.

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 11:17 AM

ShakeZuma said:

Im pretty sure I read zuma somewhere, or heard it, or something. its nice at least for somebody to know what it means.
I dont mean to shit on your happy parade but I'm pretty sure it's "Zula"http://www.google.co...ics&btnG=SearchAt least it's still a good show
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I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.
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