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#1 turd ferguson

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:31 AM

$10 will be awarded to the first poster who correctly guesses my age. If it is guessed multiple times, the first three people who guessed it correctly will each win $10. The payout will be made via Pokerstars transfer. Basically, I'm just bored and looking for something to entertain myself. Plus, I'm a total attention whore. I suppose this will get moved to Off Topic eventually, but please just let it sit in General and get a little run for a while. Hopefully I haven't already revealed my age in a previous post. Either way, more power to you if you already know the answer. Let the guessing begin!P.S. I have to poop so I'll be in the bathroom for the next ten minutes if you need me.

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:33 AM

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#3 Timdog1010

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:34 AM

34.Give me my money!
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:34 AM

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:35 AM

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#6 turd ferguson

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:38 AM

I'm back from my poop. It went ok. Kind of messy, but pretty decent over all. Meh.

#7 Timdog1010

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:53 AM

turd ferguson said:

I'm back from my poop. It went ok. Kind of messy, but pretty decent over all. Meh.
Give me my money!
QUOTE(ajs510 @ Friday, June 2nd, 2006, 11:37 AM) View Post

Would some fine handcrafted pottery help cheer you up?


#8 RhinestoneCowboy

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 11:56 AM

TimDog Im sold...Ill guess 34 as well
QUOTE(Shimmering Wang @ Monday, January 1st, 2007, 1:49 PM) View Post
"I are trill cat. This is trill thread. Wamp Wamp."
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QUOTE(astros11ss @ Monday, September 24th, 2007, 10:00 AM) View Post
i fucking got 4th in the tilt mulligan and 2nd in the bodog 100k... life fucking tilt


QUOTE(Bizzle @ Thursday, March 27th, 2008, 11:12 AM) View Post
Shaving your legs feels really good


#9 turd ferguson

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:02 PM

Timdog1010 said:

turd ferguson said:

I'm back from my poop. It went ok. Kind of messy, but pretty decent over all. Meh.
Give me my money!
No results yet! Patience is a virtue grasshopper.

#10 RhinestoneCowboy

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:05 PM

Ill take Swords for 800.
QUOTE(Shimmering Wang @ Monday, January 1st, 2007, 1:49 PM) View Post
"I are trill cat. This is trill thread. Wamp Wamp."
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QUOTE(astros11ss @ Monday, September 24th, 2007, 10:00 AM) View Post
i fucking got 4th in the tilt mulligan and 2nd in the bodog 100k... life fucking tilt


QUOTE(Bizzle @ Thursday, March 27th, 2008, 11:12 AM) View Post
Shaving your legs feels really good


#11 turd ferguson

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:07 PM

I'll take The Rapists for 200, Alex.

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:10 PM

A brazilion yrs old...Nah ill guess 23see my sig for my Stars name

#13 Timdog1010

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:17 PM

turd ferguson said:

Timdog1010 said:

turd ferguson said:

I'm back from my poop. It went ok. Kind of messy, but pretty decent over all. Meh.
Give me my money!
No results yet! Patience is a virtue grasshopper.
Exactly. I'm so right about this. Nobody in their 20's is making a 'Kung Fu' reference.BTW - What happened to the Quagmire avatar?
QUOTE(ajs510 @ Friday, June 2nd, 2006, 11:37 AM) View Post

Would some fine handcrafted pottery help cheer you up?


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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:21 PM

Timdog1010 said:

turd ferguson said:

Timdog1010 said:

turd ferguson said:

I'm back from my poop. It went ok. Kind of messy, but pretty decent over all. Meh.
Give me my money!
No results yet! Patience is a virtue grasshopper.
Exactly. I'm so right about this. Nobody in their 20's is making a 'Kung Fu' reference.BTW - What happened to the Quagmire avatar?
Who knows? I'm very mysterious. I could be 75. I could be 16. The intrigue grows.I just got tired of looking at it after a while. I'll probably bring it back eventually, but I'm not sure if it fits the size requirements anymore. I like the one I have now because most people don't get the reference.

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:22 PM

23, 5'11'', 170lbs., and 6''.Am I right?

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:23 PM

turd ferguson said:

Timdog1010 said:

turd ferguson said:

Timdog1010 said:

turd ferguson said:

I'm back from my poop. It went ok. Kind of messy, but pretty decent over all. Meh.
Give me my money!
No results yet! Patience is a virtue grasshopper.
Exactly. I'm so right about this. Nobody in their 20's is making a 'Kung Fu' reference.BTW - What happened to the Quagmire avatar?
Who knows? I'm very mysterious. I could be 75. I could be 16. The intrigue grows.I just got tired of looking at it after a while. I'll probably bring it back eventually, but I'm not sure if it fits the size requirements anymore. I like the one I have now because most people don't get the reference.
I'll resist the urge to google. I want to say it's Ben Franklin...
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#17 turd ferguson

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:23 PM

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23, 5'11'', 170lbs., and 6''.Am I right?
Six inches? In my dreams!

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:26 PM

turd ferguson said:

Dirtydutch said:

23, 5'11'', 170lbs., and 6''.Am I right?
Six inches? In my dreams!
You're 13'' in mine, lover.

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:27 PM

A hundred and six years old,

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 12:28 PM

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