words to live by

[DanielNegreanu 141]

"It's not how you play the game that counts, it's whether you win or lose that matters." Why I find this so amazingly hilarious I'm not sure... maybe I have been awake too long!

[mk 11]

shhh, guys. i think DN's been hitting the crack pipe again. get some sleep, dude.

[Rybo 0]

It is the motto I live by. That and 'If you can't beat her, get with her'

[dEv~ 19]

i like my motto better and any fans of Dodgeball know what I'm talking about."I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you do not have one you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal."

[GhostfaceKillah 0]

My father like to tell me when i was a kid, "Son, if your not cheating, then your not trying hard enough"

[Hobbes 1]

"You tried and you failed. The lesson is, never try."

[bearshadoe 0]

Live by two phrases " You never truly fail, unless you never try." and "growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. "

[GhostfaceKillah 0]

"Avoid the Clap" -Jimmy Duggan

[dEv~ 19]

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. -- George Carlin

[Hobbes 1]

"If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability."--Henry Ford

[bearshadoe 0]

Happiness is like sunshine it dissapears from time to time. Like the warm rays of sunshine hidden behind the clouds. But it is always there for you when you find you need it most. Angels Lily

[dEv~ 19]

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. -- George Carlin

[TorontosOwn 0]

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. -- George Carlin

best one...lol

[SAM_Hard8 50]

Shit - ShinolaDon't trust whiteyIf you get it, see a doctor and get rid of it

[bearshadoe 0]

I know why Daniel found his so funny, its backwards. I was taught " Its doesn't matter wheather you win or lose, it's how you play the game." But that happens to be the same way my nephew learned it. Is it any wonder that the kids are screwed up now a days?

[Jordan 1]

'life in a pillow is like a lonely horse without a shoe.'- Jordan

[bearshadoe 0]

A favorite of mine, "Show me where on the contract it said life was fair."

[RonBurgundy 0]

"It's not how you play the game that counts, it's whether you win or lose that matters." Why I find this so amazingly hilarious I'm not sure... maybe I have been awake too long!

We play to win the game.

[RonBurgundy 0]

It is the motto I live by. That and 'If you can't beat her, get with her'

wrong again. if you cant get with her, beat (the shit out of) her.

[bearshadoe 0]

sounds like the lyrics from the one song our neighbor used to play full blast. my favorite one when I enter a room after being hollered for, "What the bloody 'ell did I do now?"

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

"Avoid the Clap" -Jimmy Duggan

[GhostfaceKillah 0]

"Avoid the Clap" -Jimmy Duggan

Hey thats good advice

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

"It's not how you play the game that counts, it's whether you win or lose that matters."  Why I find this so amazingly hilarious I'm not sure... maybe I have been awake too long!

We play to win the game.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

[crowTrobot 2]

I know why Daniel found his  so funny, its backwards.

do you think?

[turd ferguson 1]

I know why Daniel found his  so funny, its backwards. I was taught " Its doesn't matter wheather you win or lose, it's how you play the game." But that happens to be the same way my nephew learned it. Is it any wonder that the kids are screwed up now a days?