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[rwood]

THE PERFECT DAY......THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe !12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit3:00 Nap4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers10:00 Hot shower (alone)10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong armsTHE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM6:00 Alarm6:15 Blow job6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler7:30 Limo arrives7:45 Several beers en-route to airport9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet9:30 Limo to Bellagio(blow job en-route)9:45 Play 4000/8000 Mixed Game and go on a run winning 5 million11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon12:15 Blow job12:30 Return to Bellagio after Phil and Doyle reload and stack them both again. up 7 mil. 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)2:30 Fly to Bahamas3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).6:45 Shit, Shower, and Shave7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies..some bending over)11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza snacks and a cleansing beer11:30 A night-cap blow job11:45 To bed alone11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room11:51 Laugh yourself to sleepcheers. ryan.

[jayistheman]

for the first few seconds that i was reading this, i thought: "what is this clown doing here"but i quickly warmed up to this.in fact, i liked it.good work.

[pbwl11]

Wow...I've only had that joke emailed to me about 7,000 times in the last three months, and it's as funny now as the first time I saw it. :roll: sw

[Don Giovanni]

that was stupid and way too long.

[Golden]

Very old, very stale.

[champsox]

That guy didn't play any poker. I would play have a nice 3-hour session in the big game and take every chip on the table(while getting a blow job of course)

[vonteego3]

rwood said:

6:45 censored, Shower, and Shave

who the hell enjoys shaving?

[Emmser]

What no poker in your perfect day?