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[PrtyPSux]

as im writing this my hands are shaking...my UB table is rigged and this is why. 30-40 str8 hands where neither I, nor the board have a card lower than a 9..the other players either. im raising every hand and getting broadways quads or boats and Im down 80 bucks...I swear if anyone wants to witness this. its table Dekla 2/4 limit holdem.,

[GodOfEntropy]

lol - royal hold'em maybe

[PrtyPSux]

FUCK me .,..

[shinychicken]

You are playing royal holdem. Only face cards...

[PrtyPSux]

GOD DAMNIT IVE NEVER PLAYED ON UB AND NOW I LOST 80 bucks cuz I THOUGHT IT WAS RIGGED ...

[DrawingDeadInDM]

You guys are good.

[joball33]

PrtyPSux said:

as im writing this my hands are shaking...my UB table is rigged and this is why. 30-40 str8 hands where neither I, nor the board have a card lower than a 9..the other players either. im raising every hand and getting broadways quads or boats and Im down 80 bucks...I swear if anyone wants to witness this.  its table Dekla 2/4 limit holdem.,

Haha, I did this too when I stumbled into one of those tables.

[GodOfEntropy]

I too made the same error, although I was playing micro-limits. I started questioning the other players if they thought it was rigged as well and somebody graciously pointed out that it was royal HE

[PrtyPSux]

why do they even put these two fucking games together. ive been playing online for 2 years and Ive never even heard of royal holdem..I was multitabling for the bonus and all of a sudden I notice I keep getting monster hands cracked. and I dont see a single fucking 8 or 2 in the game...i was already down like 100 when I started to freak...and the other assholes at my table didnt even tell me when I freaked out about this happening...so so gay.probably the stupidist poker related thing ive done in my life.

[DrawingDeadInDM]

PrtyPSux said:

why do they even put these two fucking games together.  ive been playing online for 2 years and Ive never even heard of royal holdem..I was multitabling for the bonus and all of a sudden I notice I keep getting monster hands cracked.  and I dont see a single fucking  8 or 2 in the game...i was already down like 100 when I started to freak...and the other assholes at my table didnt even tell me when I freaked out about this happening...so so gay.probably the stupidist poker related thing ive done in my life.

Oh my God, you're serious.HEH

[PrtyPSux]

btw the game sucks..whats the point to it? its stupid.

[PrtyPSux]

DrawingDeadInDM said:

PrtyPSux said:

why do they even put these two fucking games together.  ive been playing online for 2 years and Ive never even heard of royal holdem..I was multitabling for the bonus and all of a sudden I notice I keep getting monster hands cracked.  and I dont see a single fucking  8 or 2 in the game...i was already down like 100 when I started to freak...and the other assholes at my table didnt even tell me when I freaked out about this happening...so so gay.probably the stupidist poker related thing ive done in my life.

Oh my God, you're serious.HEH

yes im a jopke for today i know.

[GodOfEntropy]

PrtyPSux said:

why do they even put these two fucking games together.

I completely agree

[DrawingDeadInDM]

PrtyPSux said:

DrawingDeadInDM said:

PrtyPSux said:

why do they even put these two fucking games together.  ive been playing online for 2 years and Ive never even heard of royal holdem..I was multitabling for the bonus and all of a sudden I notice I keep getting monster hands cracked.  and I dont see a single fucking  8 or 2 in the game...i was already down like 100 when I started to freak...and the other assholes at my table didnt even tell me when I freaked out about this happening...so so gay.probably the stupidist poker related thing ive done in my life.

Oh my God, you're serious.HEH

yes im a jopke for today i know.

Heh, Sorry man.

[PAYforUSC]

PrtyPSux said:

btw the game sucks..whats the point to it?  its stupid.

LOL!!! how does this game work?

[shinychicken]

The point is for the donks to sit around and get off going for royals. Sucks you got the shaft...

[PAYforUSC]

shinychicken said:

The point is for the donks to sit around and get off going for royals.  Sucks you got the shaft...

is it rigged? do they give a straight flush draw like every 5 hands and donkeys go for it?

[dadall]

PrtyPSux said:

GOD DAMNIT IVE NEVER PLAYED ON UB AND NOW I LOST 80 bucks cuz I THOUGHT IT WAS RIGGED ...

wow

[Dixie Wrecked]

[PrtyPSux]

PAYforUSC said:

PrtyPSux said:

btw the game sucks..whats the point to it?  its stupid.

LOL!!! how does this game work?

its 6 handed 2/4 just like the regular holdem.. but with no 2-9 cards.so imagine me when I have an wide opening raise...I was raising every ****ing hand.. lol the funniest part is when I started predicting the turn and the river to my table..."turn is either a j10kQ..so is the river.." or the turn.. " I have broadway, river will pair the board and Ill be ****ed against a boat"haha i wish I could get the HH w/ the conversation, you guys would have a good laugh.