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[Filesharer]

I already posted this on the off-topic forum, and people liked it, so I thought I'd give it a shot in the poker forum, where more people can read it. Apologies to those that have already read it, but what can I say, I'm a whore for attention. www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.htmlAnyway, it's funny, and the more people that read it the better.

[AvoidReality]

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this outBloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.it was worth it just for that

[liveactiononly]

that is so frickin hellarious its unbelievable.. The rhino one is the best.

[rwood]

holy crap that was the funniest shit i've ever read, i was crying i was laughing so hard

[spintwisted]

That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read... I was crying at some points

[wrto4556]

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.eminemBNJA: Oh shitBritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.eminemBNJA: Oh shiteminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or somethingThis killed me!

[AvoidReality]

wrto4556 said:

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: What the censored, I told you not to message me again.eminemBNJA: Oh censoredBritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you censored up.eminemBNJA: Oh censoredeminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or somethingThis killed me!

Ha yes that was one of my favs And the pirate, how dumb are these people lol

[JustinHEMI04]

My fav is the pirate.SAY IT!HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFLMAOJustin

[Solodell]

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lolBloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.sweet17: Go **** yourselfBloodninja: I was going to until I saw that pictureBloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.great stuff....

[wrto4556]

I know by the time everyone gets done with this, the whole website will be posted on the forum, but I got to do it.Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.Sarah19fca: This is stupid.Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.Sarah19fca: /ignoreBloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. I was in tears. It's so HAARRRRRRRRd to stop reading.

[swoosh210]

i saw these a few months ago.. i showed my roommate and he didn't even crack a smile. how can you not be rolling on the floor laughing when you read these?

[KDawgCometh]

I've showed this to all of my friends and all of them were laughing like no tommorrow. "I now do Kama Stura standing position 12"

[TheSkearnel]

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Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ass.j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.j_gurli13: thats it.Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.Bloodninja: **** am I hard now.

HA HA HA, Rhinoceruses don't play games, they ****ing charge your ass! HA HA HA HA HA.

[Pocket66]

funniest stuff ive read in a while... Rhino was the best...

[liveactiononly]

just ignore this i was just trying to help a friend get a link to the saga of bloodninja site.http://www.sreality....bloodcyber.html

[MasterLJ]

Someone plays WoW =P.

[gkunit20]

LOCK.

Been posted already. Actually, posted a while ago.

[Mercury69]

Rhino love

[dna4ever]

LOCK.

Been posted already. Actually, posted a while ago.

this actually is the original one, OP FEB 2005.

talk about a bump from hades!

[gkunit20]

this actually is the original one, OP FEB 2005.

talk about a bump from hades!

Wow, missed that. Geez over a year.