Filesharer 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I already posted this on the off-topic forum, and people liked it, so I thought I'd give it a shot in the poker forum, where more people can read it. Apologies to those that have already read it, but what can I say, I'm a whore for attention. www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.htmlAnyway, it's funny, and the more people that read it the better. Link to post Share on other sites
AvoidReality 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this outBloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.it was worth it just for that Link to post Share on other sites
liveactiononly 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 that is so frickin hellarious its unbelievable.. The rhino one is the best. Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 holy crap that was the funniest shit i've ever read, i was crying i was laughing so hard Link to post Share on other sites
spintwisted 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read... I was crying at some points Link to post Share on other sites
wrto4556 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.eminemBNJA: Oh shitBritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.eminemBNJA: Oh shiteminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or somethingThis killed me! Link to post Share on other sites
AvoidReality 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: What the censored, I told you not to message me again.eminemBNJA: Oh censoredBritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you censored up.eminemBNJA: Oh censoredeminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or somethingThis killed me! Ha yes that was one of my favs And the pirate, how dumb are these people lol Link to post Share on other sites
JustinHEMI04 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 My fav is the pirate.SAY IT!HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFLMAOJustin Link to post Share on other sites
Solodell 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lolBloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.sweet17: Go **** yourselfBloodninja: I was going to until I saw that pictureBloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.great stuff.... Link to post Share on other sites
wrto4556 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I know by the time everyone gets done with this, the whole website will be posted on the forum, but I got to do it.Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.Sarah19fca: This is stupid.Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.Sarah19fca: /ignoreBloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. I was in tears. It's so HAARRRRRRRRd to stop reading. Link to post Share on other sites
swoosh210 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 i saw these a few months ago.. i showed my roommate and he didn't even crack a smile. how can you not be rolling on the floor laughing when you read these? Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I've showed this to all of my friends and all of them were laughing like no tommorrow. "I now do Kama Stura standing position 12" Link to post Share on other sites
TheSkearnel 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ass.j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.j_gurli13: thats it.Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.Bloodninja: **** am I hard now.HA HA HA, Rhinoceruses don't play games, they ****ing charge your ass! HA HA HA HA HA. Link to post Share on other sites
Pocket66 0 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 funniest stuff ive read in a while... Rhino was the best... Link to post Share on other sites
liveactiononly 0 Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 just ignore this i was just trying to help a friend get a link to the saga of bloodninja site.http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Someone plays WoW =P. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 LOCK.Been posted already. Actually, posted a while ago. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Rhino love Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 LOCK.Been posted already. Actually, posted a while ago.this actually is the original one, OP FEB 2005.talk about a bump from hades! Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 this actually is the original one, OP FEB 2005.talk about a bump from hades!Wow, missed that. Geez over a year. Link to post Share on other sites
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