Stylin_Fish 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I was tired today so I put it on the replays of the WSOP airing on ESPN 2 and closed my eyes just listening to it. Well I ended up falling asleep. The very first thing I hear when I wake up is"What's my name, I forgot my name? Is my name Phil Hellmuth? is that AK?!?!"Forgive me for making this topic. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 6 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape. Link to post Share on other sites
bmwguy525 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 6 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.psh try 8 jars of vaseline.............. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 0 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.That's worse. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 6 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.With Phil Hellmuth in the corner with a Betamax repeatedly saying "I was all in...I was all in...I was all in...Excuse me whilst I puke in my wastebasket. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 What ever happened to Betamax? I miss it. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 0 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.That's worse. pretty sure you're waking up somewhere in the middle of the act in that one... Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 0 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.That's worse. pretty sure you're waking up somewhere in the middle of the act in that one...This isn't worse, how? Link to post Share on other sites
bmwguy525 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 0 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.That's worse. HAHAHAHAHA oh crap that was sweet Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I'm going with a mouthful of spiders. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I disagee. I had a room mate that pulled a bunch of dick pranks on us. So, we put a coffee table over him and blew an air horn so he sat up into it. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I disagee. Â I had a room mate that pulled a bunch of dick pranks on us. Â So, we put a coffee table over him and blew an air horn so he sat up into it.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 What ever happened to Betamax? I miss it. Porn happened to Betamax.I can explain it more if you would like. Link to post Share on other sites
Ktiger48 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 worst wake up i ever saw was freshman year of college. this one guy on our floor was a dick to people when they were drunk and one night he made the wise choice of passing out in the common area. one of my friends decided to drop his pants, spread his cheeks and sit on his face. Ahh... living in an all male freshman dorm... Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 worst wake up i ever saw was freshman year of college. this one guy on our floor was a dick to people when they were drunk and one night he made the wise choice of passing out in the common area. one of my friends decided to drop his pants, spread his cheeks and sit on his face. Ahh... living in an all male freshman dorm...Wtf did the guy do? Theres no way you can laugh about that.... He had to of hit him right? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 worst wake up i ever saw was freshman year of college. this one guy on our floor was a dick to people when they were drunk and one night he made the wise choice of passing out in the common area. one of my friends decided to drop his pants, spread his cheeks and sit on his face. Ahh... living in an all male freshman dorm...Wtf did the guy do? Theres no way you can laugh about that.... He had to of hit him right?lolI hope you go to college Nortonfan... best time of your life by far Link to post Share on other sites
Ktiger48 0 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 worst wake up i ever saw was freshman year of college. this one guy on our floor was a dick to people when they were drunk and one night he made the wise choice of passing out in the common area. one of my friends decided to drop his pants, spread his cheeks and sit on his face. Ahh... living in an all male freshman dorm...Wtf did the guy do? Theres no way you can laugh about that.... He had to of hit him right?he tried to take a swing at him, but he was just a loud mouthed pussy that couldnt fight anyone. i dont know if he ever did get any kind of revenge. Link to post Share on other sites
evesixer 0 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 I would think the worst way to wake up would be with a large man named Bubba, a goat, a monkey, 6 empty jars of vaseline and duct tape.Censored, i am still laughing outloud. :) Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Waking up next to the last girl I slept with would have to be the worst way to wake up.......she is what Dane Cook refers to as a lagoon creature, a bucket of yuk Link to post Share on other sites
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