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YA it's pretty funny.. I love the profile on Phil Ivey being scared of her, and scared of giving her lessons. MAYBE he's just scared of being chased by some Tramp around the casino when he is married and happy. Maybe he only cheats with 10's and your a 5.. Who knows but I don't blame Phil for not wanting to give that money chaser free 7 card stud tips.

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i can't believe no one else thinks it's funny. my girlfriend and i think it's hilarious.
Pathetic post. Your imaginary girlfriend think you are funny?
Wow, an interesting entrance into fullcontactpoker! Welcome bastard! :D
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It bothers me that you guys have picked this site to ridicule.Is it the best poker site out there? Of course not. However, it is one woman's view on her poker experience. She seems to have played more than most of us and she has a love for the game. I wonder if the same response would be had if this site was from a male perspective.

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It bothers me that you guys have picked this site to ridicule.Is it the best poker site out there? Of course not. However, it is one woman's view on her poker experience. She seems to have played more than most of us and she has a love for the game. I wonder if the same response would be had if this site was from a male perspective.
Of coarse it wouldn't. Oh wait, that was retorical...
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i'm not a misogynist because i think some bozo with a goofy website is, well, a bozo with a goofy website. you don't see me making fun of jennifer harman do you? if i think someone's a bozo i'll say so, whether they be poker babe or phil hellmuth. the site is retarded. i think it's funny. that doesn't make me a bad guy. don't be so sensitive.

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frankly i think you owe me an apology. don't accuse me of misogyny. you don't even know me. don't assume that i'm picking on her because she's a woman who happens to be a retard. i'm picking on her just because she's a retard. the fact that she happens to be a woman doesn't make me a misogynist.

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You're juvenile nitwit. That's your problem, but the two little wankers who posted disgusting comments posted misogyny.You, its hard to figure your infantile post. A successful, professional poker player provides profiles of the top players, including Daniel, that she is friends with and has played with. What is "funny" about that, except that you are a wannabe and she is a successful player with one of the most profitable poker websites on the Internet? What is "funny" is you can't even say what is "funny". You call a successful player a bozo just because she is a woman suceeding at something you are a wannabe at.Just a tip, try not to be such an obvious loser in the future.

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What is "funny" is you can't even say what is "funny". You call a successful player a bozo just because she is a woman suceeding at something you are a wannabe at.no, i call her a bozo because SHE IS a bozo, or at least she comes across that way on her website. and again - it has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman.

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Let's see, some moron loser insults someone that is not just my friend but is friends with a very large number of successful poker players, and he such a loser he can't even come up with a reason. Then the loser pretends he has a girlfriend, as if any female would be such a total loser as to hang with such a bozo punk. And then the loser is so pathetic he even has to post the same dumbass thing twice since no one responded to him, until he got a couple of idiot wankers to make posts where they don't even understand how what was written was one friend teasing another.Fortunately, as you know, nobody much cares about punks like you. The top players cooperate on their profiles because in their opinion it is a valuable thing to do. You see, one difference between successful people and losers is they are not nearly as dumb as you.Now loser bozoboy, go try to be less pathetic please.

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Let's see, some moron loser:lol:it's obvious that i'm substantially more intelligent than you. you're a moron and a hypocrite. i'm neither of those things.insults someone that is not just my friendi'm sorry i insulted your friend. i think her website is goofy. i'm sorry if that offends you.but is friends with a very large number of successful poker players,well, she certainly seems to be impressed by that fact, and so do you - but i'm not. i've never really been impressed with name dropping. it's really tacky and classless.and he such a loseri'm a loser because i don't like your friend's website?:Dhe can't even come up with a reason.i think it's funny that she goes so far out of her way to make it seem like she knows these people better than she really does. that's my reason.Then the loser pretends he has a girlfriend,yeah, you sure got me on that one. i don't really have a girlfriend. i was just pretending.:lol:christ what an imbecile.Fortunately, as you know, nobody much cares about punks like you.well, unlike your friend, i'm not desperate to impress people. You see, one difference between successful people and losers is they are not nearly as dumb as you.again, i'm vastly more intelligent than you. i'm sure you realize that, so spare me. you're an inarticulate simpleton who can barely string two words together. yes, yes - i'm a "moron loser." i understand.Now loser bozoboy, go try to be less pathetic please.pathetic? as oposed to, say, what you're being?:lol:what a stupid hypocrite.

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if you "don't much care" about "punks like me" then why have you replied to this thread so many times? if i'm a "moron loser" who no one cares about then surely it's really not all that big of a deal that i don't happen to like your friend's website?

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look - i'm sorry that you're offended because i think you're friend's website is silly. i don't have any problem with you or poker babe, i don't know either of you, and i'm sure you're decent people. i apologize. ok?

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Fine, although the change of heart seems abrupt. Next time you might want to consider that when dozens of people cooperate in having themselves profiled on a site, many knowing the person involved very well despite your ignorance of that, that they don't think it is "silly" and that your opinion is probably the "silly" one.

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