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#1 Matt Miner

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Posted 29 January 2005 - 07:25 PM

for those of you who haven't seen it:http://www.poker-babes.com :D

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 10:15 AM

i can't believe no one else thinks it's funny. my girlfriend and i think it's hilarious.:?

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 10:52 AM

YA it's pretty funny.. I love the profile on Phil Ivey being scared of her, and scared of giving her lessons. MAYBE he's just scared of being chased by some Tramp around the casino when he is married and happy. Maybe he only cheats with 10's and your a 5.. Who knows but I don't blame Phil for not wanting to give that money chaser free 7 card stud tips.

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 10:57 AM

MAYBE he's just scared of being chased by some Tramp around the casino:D

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Posted 30 January 2005 - 11:19 AM

yeah, phil ivey is scared of some piece of trailer trash, well maybe he is, but not for the reasons she thinks.

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Posted 31 January 2005 - 07:17 PM

Matt Miner said:

i can't believe no one else thinks it's funny.  my girlfriend and i think it's hilarious.
Pathetic post. Your imaginary girlfriend think you are funny?

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Posted 01 February 2005 - 12:43 PM

derrrrr.:D

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Posted 01 February 2005 - 01:19 PM

AK95 said:

Matt Miner said:

i can't believe no one else thinks it's funny. my girlfriend and i think it's hilarious.
Pathetic post. Your imaginary girlfriend think you are funny?
Wow, an interesting entrance into fullcontactpoker! Welcome bastard! :D

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Posted 01 February 2005 - 05:38 PM

True, I should have used my first post somewhere useful instead of responsing to this juvenile trash, but what is done is done.

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Posted 01 February 2005 - 06:42 PM

It bothers me that you guys have picked this site to ridicule.Is it the best poker site out there? Of course not. However, it is one woman's view on her poker experience. She seems to have played more than most of us and she has a love for the game. I wonder if the same response would be had if this site was from a male perspective.

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Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:35 PM

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It bothers me that you guys have picked this site to ridicule.Is it the best poker site out there? Of course not. However, it is one woman's view on her poker experience. She seems to have played more than most of us and she has a love for the game. I wonder if the same response would be had if this site was from a male perspective.
Of coarse it wouldn't. Oh wait, that was retorical...
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#12 Matt Miner

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Posted 02 February 2005 - 01:14 PM

i'm not a misogynist because i think some bozo with a goofy website is, well, a bozo with a goofy website. you don't see me making fun of jennifer harman do you? if i think someone's a bozo i'll say so, whether they be poker babe or phil hellmuth. the site is retarded. i think it's funny. that doesn't make me a bad guy. don't be so sensitive.

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Posted 02 February 2005 - 01:20 PM

frankly i think you owe me an apology. don't accuse me of misogyny. you don't even know me. don't assume that i'm picking on her because she's a woman who happens to be a retard. i'm picking on her just because she's a retard. the fact that she happens to be a woman doesn't make me a misogynist.

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Posted 02 February 2005 - 01:22 PM

my girlfriend and i think it's hilarious.i suppose my girlfriend is a self-loathing woman-hater?

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Posted 02 February 2005 - 03:34 PM

You're juvenile nitwit. That's your problem, but the two little wankers who posted disgusting comments posted misogyny.You, its hard to figure your infantile post. A successful, professional poker player provides profiles of the top players, including Daniel, that she is friends with and has played with. What is "funny" about that, except that you are a wannabe and she is a successful player with one of the most profitable poker websites on the Internet? What is "funny" is you can't even say what is "funny". You call a successful player a bozo just because she is a woman suceeding at something you are a wannabe at.Just a tip, try not to be such an obvious loser in the future.

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 09:59 AM

What is "funny" is you can't even say what is "funny". You call a successful player a bozo just because she is a woman suceeding at something you are a wannabe at.no, i call her a bozo because SHE IS a bozo, or at least she comes across that way on her website. and again - it has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman.

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 10:00 AM

why the hell are you so butt hurt anyway?:D

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 10:40 AM

Let's see, some moron loser insults someone that is not just my friend but is friends with a very large number of successful poker players, and he such a loser he can't even come up with a reason. Then the loser pretends he has a girlfriend, as if any female would be such a total loser as to hang with such a bozo punk. And then the loser is so pathetic he even has to post the same dumbass thing twice since no one responded to him, until he got a couple of idiot wankers to make posts where they don't even understand how what was written was one friend teasing another.Fortunately, as you know, nobody much cares about punks like you. The top players cooperate on their profiles because in their opinion it is a valuable thing to do. You see, one difference between successful people and losers is they are not nearly as dumb as you.Now loser bozoboy, go try to be less pathetic please.

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 11:30 AM

Let's see, some moron loser:lol:it's obvious that i'm substantially more intelligent than you. you're a moron and a hypocrite. i'm neither of those things.insults someone that is not just my friendi'm sorry i insulted your friend. i think her website is goofy. i'm sorry if that offends you.but is friends with a very large number of successful poker players,well, she certainly seems to be impressed by that fact, and so do you - but i'm not. i've never really been impressed with name dropping. it's really tacky and classless.and he such a loseri'm a loser because i don't like your friend's website?:Dhe can't even come up with a reason.i think it's funny that she goes so far out of her way to make it seem like she knows these people better than she really does. that's my reason.Then the loser pretends he has a girlfriend,yeah, you sure got me on that one. i don't really have a girlfriend. i was just pretending.:lol:christ what an imbecile.Fortunately, as you know, nobody much cares about punks like you.well, unlike your friend, i'm not desperate to impress people. You see, one difference between successful people and losers is they are not nearly as dumb as you.again, i'm vastly more intelligent than you. i'm sure you realize that, so spare me. you're an inarticulate simpleton who can barely string two words together. yes, yes - i'm a "moron loser." i understand.Now loser bozoboy, go try to be less pathetic please.pathetic? as oposed to, say, what you're being?:lol:what a stupid hypocrite.

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 11:35 AM

if you "don't much care" about "punks like me" then why have you replied to this thread so many times? if i'm a "moron loser" who no one cares about then surely it's really not all that big of a deal that i don't happen to like your friend's website?




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