the_stein 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 ...You refer to something that is impossible as "drawing dead""Wow look at all the people, man we'll never find Maria here" "Yea we are pretty much drawing dead" (Actual quotes) ...Anytime "chips" are mentioned you think of poker chips Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Instead of agreeing with an idea you really like by saying "Hell yeah!"You say...."I'm All In!" Link to post Share on other sites
wrto4556 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Instead of agreeing with an idea you really like by saying "Hell yeah!"You say...."I'm All In!"hahaha. That's the nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
JistTheFist 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 when you're leaving a friends house you say..."I'm out like moneymaker in the 2004 WSOP". Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 ...You refer to something that is impossible as "drawing dead""Wow look at all the people, man we'll never find Maria here" "Yea we are pretty much drawing dead" (Actual quotes" Â ...Anytime "chips" are mentioned you think of poker chipsYou know your addicted when you can hear a deck of cards being shuffled mile away. Link to post Share on other sites
qheuie 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 i plan on saying "i'm all in" or "i call" instead of "i do" when i get married...heck, i might try NOT to and it will probably slip out :)q Link to post Share on other sites
detterz 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 The actual medical term for poker addiction is widely known as "carditis". Those affected are known as cardiacs.Signed,Your fellow cardiac Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Quite often when I'm having a bad day or something, my wife or friend will ask me how i'm doing and i'll be like "my day has been the nut low....good for razz, bad for me." Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 i know im addicted because im constantly mucking things. i muck the bill at the end of dinner. i muck the menus that were served to us. i am allways taking innanimate objects, checking them (as if they were hole cards) then shaking my head and mucking. most recent object was a book that was sitting next to me. but i have also been known to take a hole shot of a pair of sunglasses then muck those. nothing is off limits for me to muck, it is all fair game. Link to post Share on other sites
Ed 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 A few signs you play too much poker or think about it too much:* When playing online alone in your living room, you wear sunglasses so no one can see your eyes.* When your wife/girlfriend brings you a beer during a football game, you give her a dollar.* Friends call and tell you to meet them at a club for drinks and such, and you tell them no, because you won't get your check until Monday and as such, you are shortstacked.* You make a particular move in a limit game and then remember, "Crap, Smash wouldn't have done that."* You're playing in a home game and the board shows a made straight and you yell, "Only on Stars!" to the bewilderment of your friends.* You try and ripple and stack your waffles in the morning at the breakfast table. Link to post Share on other sites
detterz 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Yea, I know I'm addicted to poker when I use analogies with my fellow girl friends to describe how men are players in the dating scene - they either limp into the relationship, play aggressively, or they're all in (do I hear wedding bells?). And it's interesting to see how men play predate (or preflop). Dating is like playing a hand, as I explained to my girl friend Dean who is finally going on a date with our other friend, best friend of my brother, Rob. Anyways - the preflop has lasted 12 years! 12 years, that boy has had a crush on her slowly limping into the game. And we haven't even seen the preflop. He's had the greatest poker face about her feelings toward her. Anyways, he's making his move - very aggressive "raise" on the preflop. Incidentally, he requested a kiss to bring in the new year - and she folded! She's a limper, but wants to go all in. I think she's just afraid of losing the hand. After 12 years of being the object of one's affection - to lose! Poetic Justice. Well, we'll find out saturday! I have a double date set up (since she lives in NY and he's here in LA. I want to watch how the cards turn over. Dean's good at poker, everything but strip poker, but we won't go there. I just hope they play long enough to see the river card.Next update - Sun morning news for those interested.Hey, I'm a chic. There's too much testosterone in these forums! Link to post Share on other sites
JistTheFist 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 the only real saying we use like that is after a good burn on somebody. or after they have a good idea or doign somethign special I'll pull out the "well playyyed! wow... well playyed!" Link to post Share on other sites
AceOfSpaiDs 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 if something aint cool or somethin like that, a buddy and I say "that's some bullchips" instead of thats some bullsh!t Link to post Share on other sites
Nacho 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I've found myself at Outback shuffling the coasters and dealing them out to the table...Honestly. Also, anytime someone in our group says something about anything (descriptive, I know) it's usually followed by, "I call"And, to make it all worse, I use icons Link to post Share on other sites
violaman 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 You know you are addicted to poker when during your political science lecture as a guest speaker you say "if the Democrats with back the senate and the presidency it they would have to be almost perfect, it would be like hitting a gutshot straight draw."(in front of 250 students) Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Ok I am bored and thought of a few one liners, now remember I am a little drunk and it is very early or late depending on your criteria.You know your addicted to poker when:When you refer to the toilet not clogging as the royal flush.You start referring to blue balls as the nut flush.i am done trying to think. Link to post Share on other sites
Scott31 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Was making some meat and crackers tonight and caught myself shuffling the Ritz. Man that's bad. On the upside, I can now count the crackers much faster 8) Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Yea, I know I'm addicted to poker when I use analogies with my fellow girl friends to describe how men are players in the dating scene - they either limp into the relationship, play aggressively, or they're all in (do I hear wedding bells?). And it's interesting to see how men play predate (or preflop).  Dating is like playing a hand, as I explained to my girl friend Dean who is finally going on a date with our other friend, best friend of my brother, Rob. Anyways - the preflop has lasted 12 years! 12 years, that boy has had a crush on her slowly limping into the game. And we haven't even seen the preflop. He's had the greatest poker face about her feelings toward her.  Anyways, he's making his move - very aggressive "raise" on the preflop. Incidentally, he requested a kiss to bring in the new year - and she folded!  She's a limper, but wants to go all in. I think she's just afraid of losing the hand. After 12 years of being the object of one's affection - to lose! Poetic Justice.  Well, we'll find out saturday! I have a double date set up (since she lives in NY and he's here  in LA. I want to watch how the cards turn over.  Dean's good at poker, everything but strip poker, but we won't go there. I just hope they play long enough to see the river card.Next update - Sun morning news for those interested.Hey, I'm a chic. There's too much testosterone in these forums!  Funny stuff! Let us know if he takes down the pot!My biggest one now is saying, It happens... Car broke down, It happens...Unexpected bill, It happens.. Burnt dinner, It happens...The other is, It depends.. Would you have done this or that, I depends...Will you pick up milk on the way home, It depends.. (If traffic is loose or tight) Would you date her? It depends.. (again, loose or tight, lol)Should I have just said that? It depends... Link to post Share on other sites
oreogod 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Yea, I know I'm addicted to poker when I use analogies with my fellow girl friends to describe how men are players in the dating scene - they either limp into the relationship, play aggressively, or they're all in (do I hear wedding bells?). And it's interesting to see how men play predate (or preflop).  Dating is like playing a hand, as I explained to my girl friend Dean who is finally going on a date with our other friend, best friend of my brother, Rob. Anyways - the preflop has lasted 12 years! 12 years, that boy has had a crush on her slowly limping into the game. And we haven't even seen the preflop. He's had the greatest poker face about her feelings toward her.  Anyways, he's making his move - very aggressive "raise" on the preflop. Incidentally, he requested a kiss to bring in the new year - and she folded!  She's a limper, but wants to go all in. I think she's just afraid of losing the hand. After 12 years of being the object of one's affection - to lose! Poetic Justice.  Well, we'll find out saturday! I have a double date set up (since she lives in NY and he's here  in LA. I want to watch how the cards turn over.  Dean's good at poker, everything but strip poker, but we won't go there. I just hope they play long enough to see the river card.Next update - Sun morning news for those interested.Hey, I'm a chic. There's too much testosterone in these forums!  Beautiful. I for one am for more estrogen here. Especially if they write as well as this. --DustinGrammar Nazi :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
oreogod 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 You start referring to blue balls as the nut flush.Depends on post flop texture. Made sense in my head.okay...When ur girlfriend catches u lying, tell her u were just bluffing.When u catch her lying, yell "Im calling u out!" loudlyWhen ur making out, say "I call and raise u..." while taking some clothing off and move in to take down the pot.Don't mock me. Link to post Share on other sites
A3DDFAN 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 "when you carry two laptops to work to make sure you don' t miss a game.""you refer to trash as the muck""you make a bad hand at spades an you say all in" Link to post Share on other sites
scoots 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 you are eating soup for lunch with your wife and she thinks you're crazy because you are practicing your chip twirl with the Ritz crackers... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 you are eating soup for lunch with your wife and she thinks you're crazy because you are practicing your chip twirl with the Ritz crackers...I work the cashier at a pool, during the summer, and I do chip tricks with the quarters. lol Link to post Share on other sites
JJACKSON123 0 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Ive got two... I work in a restraung and everytime I go to put cups away I stack up about 3 rows of 6 cups, I push all the rows together, then I say "I reraise, Im all in, 25 more" and slide the chips (cups) onto the back of a shelf.My second one came this week when I vowed to take a 2 week break and it lasted 2.5 days Link to post Share on other sites
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