Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... ''How many is a Brazillion ??!' :lol:Mondays suck. Hope you feel better.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:55 PM
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:56 PM
welcome to last tuesday punkhttp://www.fullconta...pic.php?t=29140
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:56 PM
lame jokethe same one was posted on the off-topic forum under "blonde jokes"
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:56 PM
Tritz said:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... ''How many is a Brazillion ??!' :lol:Mondays suck. Hope you feel better.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:57 PM
dna4ever said:
welcome to last tuesday punkhttp://www.fullconta...pic.php?t=29140
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:58 PM
fucking poser.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:59 PM
well damn, you ruined my joke...i thought it was funny :cry:
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:03 PM
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? :twisted: nothin you haven't told her twice already
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:57 PM
Why do women get yeast infections?So they know what its like to have to live with an irritable cunt.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 06:59 PM
Tritz said:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... ''How many is a Brazillion ??!' :lol:Mondays suck. Hope you feel better.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 07:03 PM
a little too late dude
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 08:34 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 09:32 PM
JimD82 said:
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
:twisted: nothin you haven't told her twice already
:twisted: nothin you haven't told her twice already
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:00 AM
So, did this turn into the joke thread?Little Johnny asked his dad, "Dad what is a vagina?"Dad said, "Son, you know that hairy thing between Mommy's legs? That's her vagina."Johnny asked, "Well, Dad, what is a cunt?"Dad told him, "That's the rest of Mommy."
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