alaskan retirement

[Smokewagons 0]

ALASKAN RETIREMENTTom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of thestresshe quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far fromhumanity aspossible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once amonth.Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months orso, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens itandsees a huge, bearded man standing there."Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having aChristmasparty Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00.""Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet somelocalfolks. Thank you."As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...... There's gonna besomedrinkin'.""Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drinkwiththe best of 'em."Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna besomefightin' too.""Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanksagain.""More'n likely be some wild sex, too," says Lars."Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I'vebeenall alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, whatshouldI wear?""Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us."

[Pupsta 0]

just....stop itif you're going to start a new thread for a joke, it'd better be a rofl joke, not something you expect to see on a popsicle stick.

[digitalmonkey 929]

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[krup24 0]

just....stop itif you're going to start a new thread for a joke, it'd better be a rofl joke, not something you expect to see on a popsicle stick.

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