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[Randall Flagg]

I hate facing raises with nines.It puts you to a guessing time.What's he got over there,Two big cards or an overpair?I'm a coinflip or else way behind.

[Suited_Up]

There once was a man from TorontoHe played poker and won some big doughHe got player of the yearHe has no more fearAnd they call him "The Daniel Negreanu"Man, this is getting ridiculous, lol.

[Chip_and_a_Chair]

Seat Seven is not very kindHe keeps raising from the small blindI have one chip leftTo counter his theftBut my two-six is surely behind.

[Chip_and_a_Chair]

“Just a chip and a chair to compete,”Said the dealer who dealt my bad beat.Well, I blew all my chipsWhen I bet into tripsAnd the twerp kicked me out of my seat.

[Chip_and_a_Chair]

My wallet would settle this score......“No re-buys, but there is the door.”I cried with a glare,“I still have my chair!”The pit boss said, “Not anymore.”

[dna4ever]

Theres no doubt I love pokerSome call me crazy and a jokerOne day I'll be in the big gameBut for now I'm pretty lameCause each day I keep getting broker

[Wilderness]

I'm not even going to attempt this.But Chip, yours were quite hilarious, thank you.

[digitalmonkey]

A girl from my old alma mataAlways claimed size does matterI had a big stackShe showed me her rackI whipped out my nuts and had at her

[justblaze]

there once was a man from nantucket...

[MDXS]

Once there was a player named Annie DukeWhose cackling laughter made me pukeI wished that trollWould climb back in her holeCause she gave all the children a spook...I actually have nothing against Annie Duke. I liked the Duke-puke rhyme and the limerick took on a life of its own.

[justblaze]

D-. please see teacher after class.

[digitalmonkey]

Not many are aware that Shakespeare used to play"Me doth think you foldeth too much," he was often heard to sayOpponents claimed, "He stinks."The reason being, methinks,He would give away his hand in a soliloquy

[KidKanuck]

there's luck in poker a lotI'd win every hand if notPhil H is on tiltup to the hiltlooks good on the whinny little snotKK

[KidKanuck]

I once had "dinner for two"I flopped 2 nines and a six to them toothe guy with the lockethad two nines in his pocketSo I hit him with the heel of my shoe!KKfor those who didn't already know... dinner for two is a nickname for pocket 69.

[ErikM]

My aces got cracked againAnd I feel tilt growing withinBut now I've got KingsWhat a beautiful thingAlright boys I am all in

[Ramocita]

Strip Poker, I can Play Solid ,I swearGot the Nuts, I think with two pairMade it one hundred bucks to GoMy "nuts" got beat by a boat.Now I'm not wearing any underwear...I know.. its lame... Just had to try

[dna4ever]

Ramocita said:

Strip Poker, I can Play Solid ,I swearGot the Nuts, I think with two pairMade it one hundred bucks to GoMy "nuts" got beat by a boat.Now I'm not wearing any underwear...I know.. its lame... Just had to try

LOL I love the concept! Just kinda missing the whole paramater of being a limerick with the "go" and "boat" thing, but anytime a lady says nuts two times in 5 lines and ends with not wearing any underwear its a good poem in my book.

[Rob-L]

A Strip Poker limerick againA little fun with a female friendShe showed me top pairI knew soon she'd be bareand my "straight" would be going all-in

[dna4ever]

Rob-L said:

A Strip Poker limerick againA little fun with a female friendShe showed me top pairI knew soon she'd be bareand my "straight" would be going all-in

We have a winner! Awesome

[Ramocita]

All.. of these are awesome....We really have TOO much time on our hands...lol