Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I was just discussing masterbation references with someone and I was curious what your best one was.since I suck at poker now, this is all I have to offer. SorryMy favorites are:Taking care of business (for the polite and proper crowd)punchin the munchkinfloggin the dolphinjerkin the gerkinsmacking little Johnny behind the earsplaying with the little man in the canoe (for the ladies)spanking the monkeywaxing the carrotpeeling the banana (I just make that one up)What else ya got FCP? Make me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 My roommate always says he's going to "rub one out" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 yeah, I forgot about that one. It's old school. Fire one off. Link to post Share on other sites
angler 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 "pulling the goalie" Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Awaken the baconBashing the bishopCalling down for more mayoMake the bald man cryPolish the lighthouse (in the bath) Link to post Share on other sites
Ole PK 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 feeding the geese... it's a bit obscure. Link to post Share on other sites
DexTrane 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 "pulling the goalie"I believe this is more appropriate for a couple who have decided to attempt pregnancy....My favorite is prolly 'The four-knuckle shuffle' Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 choking the gopherslamming the hampounding the rocketchalking the cuesmacking the crackerFemale masturbation ones are funnier, thoughguilding the lilyflipping the switchsaucing the tacojuicing the mango Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 "pulling the goalie"I believe this is more appropriate for a couple who have decided to attempt pregnancy....My favorite is prolly 'The four-knuckle shuffle'Yes, it is for people trying to get preggo. For got about this onecompliments of DiceKnuckle shuflle on my piss pump. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Knuckle shuflle on my piss pump.First laugh out loud of the day. Thanks Ron. Link to post Share on other sites
angler 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I won't argue it, up here it refers to the subject, the Trailer Park Boys can't be wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 DOUBLE CLICKING THE MOUSETICKLING THE CLAM Link to post Share on other sites
jdwilli09 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Jay Mohr calls it "flickin the bean" for women. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 What about having a date with Rosie (Palm & her 5 sisters)...... or when you do it with the other hand - 'the stranger'... Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 What about having a date with Rosie (Palm & her 5 sisters)...... or when you do it with the other hand - 'the stranger'...I believe "the stranger" refers to when you sit on your hand until it goes numb before you get down to your business. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 "Strangling the N.azi.""Playing some pocket pool.""NOT holding the mayo.""Gonna butter the bread." Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 What about having a date with Rosie (Palm & her 5 sisters)...... or when you do it with the other hand - 'the stranger'...I believe "the stranger" refers to when you sit on your hand until it goes numb before you get down to your business.Wow - that's going the extra mile......and, yes, I will be trying that right after work. Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Mensch 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Shaking hands with the unemployedMenschEDIT : found this at sexuality.orgMasturbation- mas-tur-ba-tion n. -- Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse. —mas-tur-ba-tion-al or mas-tur-ba-to-ry - adj. —mas-tur-ba-tor n.: onanism; to jack off; Anna palm; auto-eroticism; backstroke; baming your wang with the rest of the gang; bean wiggling (female); beat the meat; beat off; beating off; beat your meat; bleed the lizard; bonking your bologna; bop the bologna; bopping your bishop; buffing the purple helmet; burp the worm; bust a nut; catching a nut; check the oil; choking the chicken; choke your chicken; circle jerk (group masturbation); corralling the tadpole; diddling; diddling the box; doing the dishes; feeding the ducks; feel up; feelie; finger blasting; fingering; fingerlingus (for females?); finger blast; finger ****; finger jabbing; fist ****ing; five finger lingo; five finger knuckle chuckle; five knuckle shuffle; flogging the bishop; flog the dolphin; flog the friar; flog your log; flogging your pride; Franny and her five sisters; getting off get excited; get wet; grab the bozac; grease your pole; grease the monkey; hammer hands; hand car; hand jive; hand job; hitchhiking under the sheets; home job; honking his root; humping off; jack your dick; jag off; jack off; jerking off; marching German soldier; milking the lizard; "Nothing Mom!"; one-eyed Kate; paddle the pickle; palm it; Sally palm; piddley diddling; playing with one's self; pocket pinball; pocket ping-pong; pocket pool; pound your pud; piddle the pud; piddle; polish the pud; play with yourself; playing the skin flute; playing with peter; pound your pud; punching the munchkin; pound your pud; pud wacking; pull your pud; pulling your pecker; pulling your puppet; red eye Pete; rosy palm; dating Rosy Palmer; Rosie Palmer and her five friends; to rub off (to masturbate, a female term, used by females); rub one out; rubbin' a chubby; Sally fist and her five sisters; sanding it; scratch the crack (female); shake the snake; self-pollution; self abuse; Shangra-la; shining your helmet; skin your bone; slap your dong; slapping the salami; smack Johnny behind the ears; solo; solitary vice or sin; spankin'; spanking it; spanking the monkey; spank your shank; sparring with the heavy bag; stroke it; stirring the soup (female); stroke the lizard; stroking the muscle; toss off; talking to Henry; Tilly and her four friends; tooting your root; toss-off; tossin' Tony; touckie-feelie; trip to the john; tuggin' on it; tug-o-war with the Cyclops; twiddle a speed bag; twiddling; two finger tango; using the 10-inch black beauty; yank your doodle dandy; wack your squack; walking the dog; wanking; waxing your carrot; wax the dolphin; waxing your pole; waxing the soldier; wack-it; whack off; whacking off; whacking the weasel; wham the ham; whip it; whip your whillie; whittle the wood; wiggling the bean (female); with my imaginary lover; wrap five around woody; yanking; yanking the chain.Gotta love fingerlingus and "Nothing, Mom!"Mensch Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I should dig out my Beavis and Butthead Ensucklopedia...one I remember is Junior Olympic Pole Vaulting. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 raising the flagmilking the snakeshining the jewelsscratching the palm Link to post Share on other sites
Nico_Ban 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Before going on a date you must "Get rid of the easy one" Link to post Share on other sites
ol'number7 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 good God Herr Mensch :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 For chicks: Jilling OffAs in Jack and Jill, GET IT?? BAHAHAHA......ok, I'm done. Link to post Share on other sites
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