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#1 turd ferguson

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 09:57 AM

So, a couple of friends and i went to see "A Sound of Thunder" at the movie theater the other night. If you've never heard of it don't worry. Neither has anyone else. This movie is a diamond in the rough. The special effects were nothing short of amazing, and the dialouge could be likened to the elequent prose of Shakespearean drama. Get to the theater and see this as soon as possible. It is an epic film and an instant classic. Check out these pictures (you'll see the reference made in the title of this thread) and read some of the reviews. Critics cannot get enough of this film and neither can I. In short, best film ever."The scene where the giant brontosaurus attacks the travelers looks so precisely like actors standing in front of back projection that it scarcely improves on the original King Kong." -Roger Ebert"People at the studio screening I attended began fleeing after 10 minutes -- and they got in for free." -Paul Clinton of CNNThe reviews are out and "A Sound of Thunder" is America's new favorite movie!http://www.rottentom...nder/photos.phphttp://www.cnn.com/2...review.thunder/

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 01:48 PM

i really want to see this. there is nothing i like better than a terrible movie (i am part of the shark attack 3: megaladon cult). too bad it definately will never make it to theaters down here :cry:

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 02:04 PM

I too am a horrible movie buff...i actually own a dvd called Monsturd. I will be seeing this movie so i can make fun of it Mystery Science Theater 3000 style. Now that is fun.

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 02:07 PM

Two words: 1) Theodore 2) Rex.All you need.

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 02:11 PM

i saw this one really bad dinosaur movie a few years ago... i doubt anyone here has seen it... it is so bad there is no way they could have released it in theaters... i think it was called jurassic park 3...

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 02:16 PM

Ktiger48 said:

i saw this one really bad dinosaur movie a few years ago... i doubt anyone here has seen it... it is so bad there is no way they could have released it in theaters... i think it was called jurassic park 3...
LOL. As long as it doesn't have Whoopie Goldberg...

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 08:42 AM

The sharks in Deep Blue Sea laugh at this movie.The snake in Anaconda giggles at this movie.The motorcycle going 200mph in Torque makes fun of this movie. Not to mention the girl fight on top of the motorcycles.How broke is Ben Kingsley and Ed Burns? Couldn't they do gum ads in Japan or voice overs for car commercials instead?
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Posted 03 November 2006 - 08:44 AM

Mods, please move this monstrocityHey DUMBASS OP... Yea I'm talking to you. YOU KNOW THERE IS A MOVIE FORUM RIGHT? DILDO
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 08:47 AM

View Postkers2, on Friday, November 3rd, 2006, 8:44 AM, said:

Mods, please move this monstrocityHey DUMBASS OP... Yea I'm talking to you. YOU KNOW THERE IS A MOVIE FORUM RIGHT? DILDO
Monkey dinosaurs transcend all boundaries.

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 08:49 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Friday, November 3rd, 2006, 12:47 PM, said:

Monkey dinosaurs traverse all boundaries.
Not in this lifetime buddyNO ONE IS ABOVE THE FULL CONTACT POKER FORUM RULES!!!!!!!!
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 08:52 AM

View Postkers2, on Friday, November 3rd, 2006, 8:49 AM, said:

Not in this lifetime buddyNO ONE IS ABOVE THE FULL CONTACT POKER FORUM RULES!!!!!!!!
Not even if you're a CHARTERED MEMBER?!? P.S. I mean to write 'transcend' instead of 'traverse'.

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Posted 03 November 2006 - 11:43 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Friday, November 3rd, 2006, 11:52 AM, said:

Not even if you're a CHARTERED MEMBER?!?
You should have mentioned that. Right this way sir. Can I hold your luggage or teabag for you?




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