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[orville]

This past weekend my wife and I, along with a few friends play a small Texas Hold Em tourny. On one hand I was dealt pocket kings. I had the button and my wife had the BB. I decided I was going to slowplay my kings. I just called her BB. The flop comes K-10-2 rainbow. Now I'm feeling pretty good about flopping a set so I just call her bet. The turn is a 10 and again I just call her bet. The river is a harmless 4. She bets 200 in chips, I raise to 600, she goes all-in and I call and win with kings over 10's. Man was she pissed. She called me a slow playin' SOB. She always thinks I'm bluffing. Four days later she's still pissed that I slowplayed her. I guess I better not do that againOrville(the slowplayin' SOB)

[dna4ever]

1) theres no friends or family at a poker table2) tell your wife to get over it or find a new husband3) nice hand4) *waiting for first joke referencing "poke her" with the wife

[teneight]

just give her you Big slick really good. i'm sure she will let you go all in, then she will get over it.^^^that was lameteneightps. please flame me

[wizzle]

f.uck thatif my wife got mad at me because i made a legal play to beat her in a hand, she would never be allowed to play poker with me ever again. now, if you slowrolled her, that's another story

[dna4ever]

well i didnt have to wait long for #4 to be fulfilled

[dna4ever]

wizzle said:

now, if you slowrolled her, that's another story

oooh do i ever love slow rolling the wife :twisted:

[RayPowers]

dna4ever said:

wizzle said:

now, if you slowrolled her, that's another story

oooh do i ever love slow rolling the wife :twisted:

I like to switch up my play with the wife. Sometimes I slow play it and sometimes I'm hyper aggressive. I've found it keeps her on her toes, and maintains interest in the game.Ray

[missIdaho]

I hate playing with my husband. I always think he's bluffing. :evil:

[turd ferguson]

I can sympathize. I tried to play poker with my girlfriend a few times. She sucks at it and pouts when i beat her. I'm really nice about it and i even let her win sometimes, but she still pouts when she loses. Perhaps i'm dating a whiney little bitch. Oh well.

[speedz99]

Show her how much you love her by changing your screen name to reflect both of your names and how in love you are...Sorry DNA, I can't help myself.As for me, I never play golf or poker with my girlfriend. I reserve those games for getting away with the boys.

[teneight]

speedz99 said:

Show her how much you love her by changing your screen name to reflect both of your names and how in love you are...Sorry DNA, I can't help myself..

hahaha that's what DNA stands for. she has you whipped dosen't she?teneight

[dna4ever]

teneight said:

speedz99 said:

Show her how much you love her by changing your screen name to reflect both of your names and how in love you are...Sorry DNA, I can't help myself..

hahaha that's what DNA stands for. she has you whipped dosen't she?teneight

:oops:

[teneight]

but i bet she gives you all the whoopy you want :-)

[Andersun]

I played with my girlfriend before a few times. We'll play heads-up and i'll raise every hand or push all-in when she bets the minimum. lmao... she gets pist and quits. She's always like "YOU RAISE EVERYTIME AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING" Yesssss - OWNED.

[missIdaho]

dna4ever said:

teneight said:

speedz99 said:

Show her how much you love her by changing your screen name to reflect both of your names and how in love you are...Sorry DNA, I can't help myself..

hahaha that's what DNA stands for. she has you whipped dosen't she?teneight

:oops:

I just lost all respect for you.

[speedz99]

Oh DNA, if only you could go back in time and just answer my question instead of directing me to the FAQ where I learned that interesting little tidbit...

[dna4ever]

speedz99 said:

Oh DNA, if only you could go back in time and just answer my question instead of directing me to the FAQ where I learned that interesting little tidbit...

lol - maybe FAQ #2 gets edited in the near future

[Ball_Sack]

Yesterday I played in a $2500 guar. tourny on Empire. I got to the final table but I had to leave to go to school. (Yes I had school on labor day)There were 4 people left and I had the chip lead when I handed over the mouse to my wife to finish. Not 5 minutes after I left, cell phone rings, she was out in 4th. Should have just sat out and blinded away.I was pissed but she let wear my spiderman outfit when we had sex that night so all was good.

[HtotheNootch]

The People who post at 2+2 have an answer for the OP's problems...

[JmesDean]

How many times have I heard that playing with the wife... count the home games with the significant others as a gossip colony and vocally announcing what they missed after mucking their 25os pre-flop. T.