Jordan 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 http://www.pokernetwork.co.uk/games/handhi...mber=1226671600OK I SPEWED ON THE RIVER BUT SHIT IF YOU KNEW THIS PLAYER YOUD DO THE SMAE I SEIRSOULY AM SO MAD RGIHT NOW IMABD BEAT FORUM BLAH BLAH SOdfhaweoifhaweofhoawehrfaowehfaeowhfoawehfaowefhaweohfasdofh ao'chvjawe'ohifgwaeo'fgawefweao'fhawefwefgawegoao IVE LOST MY COMPUSURE I KNOW BUT OH MY GOD MY HEAD HURTS FROM THESE COMPLETE IDIOTSSEO FHEWOHFHO hfwah THIS GUY HITS EVER 2 AND 4 OUTER GAINST ME IEFHOEW IFHWOIfha9pefh aeowhfaehwfoawefhoawefo;awhego8awherg0ot4wa8hgw4aetgrf90uj0fgh4we SERISOULY THIS GUY IS THE BIGGESIT IDIOT PIECE OFEH WOFI HEWF SHIT RAISES GUTSHOT ON ANTYFLOP ANGD GETS THERE TEVERY TIME AEOFIhaweofh awoefeawIM SO MAD RIGHT NOW IT ISN"T RIGHT. aowehifoawei- Jordan/sorry, i had to.o fahewoiufhaeo fuiheod fhdsoedf Link to post Share on other sites
btlee 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I for one enjoyed this. I'm glad it is in general and not bad beat.BTW leading the INTERPOKER $4K thrus right now. 23 players leftcome watch! Link to post Share on other sites
Andersun 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Best thread ever.I feel for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Sushiman 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Wow, that guy was getting way out of hand with top two pair on the turn. I would have figured someone for the set/straight and slowed it down, Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 HE WAS THE BIGGEST IDIOT EVER> I VE PLAYED A LOT WITH HImHE LIMP RAISES 6 HI, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THIS TIME HE HAS ACE HI, OK FINE>>>BUT STILL>>>>I KNOW I F"D UP ON THE RIVER BUT OH MY GODOFHEOFHWEOHFEWOHFOWEHF OWHEFO HWHE HITS EVERY 4 and 2 OUTER AGSINT ME TOTAL IDITO HE CRAKCED M AA TODAY WITH 64 SAME KINAD DEAL< ECEPET I DIDT HAVE STONE COLD NUTS OGING INTO THE RIV< BUT STILLOEFHIWOEHFWOHEFHE HAS CRACKED ALL MY BIG PAIRS EOWEFO AMLMOST EVERY TOEWIHTETIME WE PLAY LEFWE WF I HAVE THE SICKEST NOTES ON THIS FGGGOT THEY ARE THIS "YOU WIN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF HE DISEONT HIT EVERY FRteAKING LONG SHOT IN THE WORLSD"YOU ERE SPPOSED TO LIKE THESE KINDA PPL BUT I REALLY ALMOST HATE HIM WHICH I DONT LIKE CU I M A NICE GUY BUT I GET ASO S SOOFO DFOSDOFSDO FANGRY WHEN I PATLY HIM IT MAKES OEFMEW ISKC...LONG RING WEUF RUGITH? LONG RIN MY ASS >OEIfoeahwo I CANT BEAT THIS FOOL.- Jordan/sorry again, but this helps. Link to post Share on other sites
LincolnK 1 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 thats the best don vito impression ever.high five for that. Link to post Share on other sites
btlee 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 thats the best don vito impression ever.high five for that.hah! lol.nice one lincoln Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 No more Holdem for you, play stud Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Nice bets preflop too.Also, nice bet on the river, NO HAND can beat you once the ****ing board pairs the Ace.You are way too good for 3/6, try .05/.10 Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Nice bets preflop too.Also, nice bet on the river, NO HAND can beat you once the censored board pairs the Ace.You are way too good for 3/6, try .05/.10Go fuck yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan_Sanders 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Nice bets preflop too.Also, nice bet on the river, NO HAND can beat you once the censored board pairs the Ace.You are way too good for 3/6, try .05/.10Go fuck yourself.Suck a dick chief.The preflop bet was great to flop the nuts yes, I am a fucking idiot, good point?So on the flop everybody is jamming the pot. I would think it is fair to say that a flush draw and two pair are in the mix. Jamming the pot until the river is fine. But one the board pairs, why bet? You have nothing close to the best hand possible anymore.As far as bitching on a forum about a bad beat incoherently, the OP can go fuck himself. Grow up, shit happens. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Nice bets preflop too.Also, nice bet on the river, NO HAND can beat you once the censored board pairs the Ace.You are way too good for 3/6, try .05/.10Go fuck yourself.Suck a dick chief.The preflop bet was great to flop the nuts yes, I am a fucking idiot, good point?So on the flop everybody is jamming the pot. I would think it is fair to say that a flush draw and two pair are in the mix. Jamming the pot until the river is fine. But one the board pairs, why bet? You have nothing close to the best hand possible anymore.As far as bitching on a forum about a bad beat incoherently, the OP can go fuck himself. Grow up, shit happens.I never said you're an idiot, but if you are, so be it. I just told you to go fuck yourself. If you paid any attention to this forum, you would know that the OP is a contributor to the forum. If you've noticed, I don't flame contributors for the occassional bad beat posts (though I do flame the newbs). The reason is that, unlike you, they're respected members of the forum. When bad beats add up and add up and add up, people do things they might later regret. Will he regret this? I don't know and I really don't care.In regards to you telling him "play .05/.10," that's why I told you to go fuck yourself. The OP is a very good shorthanded player, though you obviously didn't want to take a couple of minutes to figure that out. He admitted that he spewed. He didn't want advice, he wanted to vent. You can't respect that? Move on.So, to you I say, go fuck yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I am sorry to the OP about the .05/.10 comment, it was a little below the belt, but listening to a bad beat that isn't very bad is more than annoying.ESPECIALLY when acting as if somebody had just killed your firstborn. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I am sorry to the OP about the .05/.10 comment, it was a little below the beltThat's all I was looking for. Arguing the rest with you would be an endless discussion - so I have no plans to continue it. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 www.tinyurl.comonce u calm down... Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I am sorry to the OP about the .05/.10 comment, it was a little below the beltThat's all I was looking for. Arguing the rest with you would be an endless discussion - so I have no plans to continue it.I did not say that you please you, I really give two shits about what you are "looking for" after your comments to me when I said nothing to you. I apologized to the OP for ONE comment I made, because it wasn't needed. I don't think that your telling me to fuck myself was any different than my comment to him. As far as the rest, if you want, PM me and we can discuss the hand off the forum any time, and you tell me how his preflop / river play was good. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I am sorry to the OP about the .05/.10 comment, it was a little below the beltThat's all I was looking for. Arguing the rest with you would be an endless discussion - so I have no plans to continue it.I did not say that you please you, I really give two shits about what you are "looking for" after your comments to me when I said nothing to you. I apologized to the OP for ONE comment I made, because it wasn't needed. I don't think that your telling me to fuck myself was any different than my comment to him. As far as the rest, if you want, PM me and we can discuss the hand off the forum any time, and you tell me how his preflop / river play was good.First of all, jackass, I never said his preflop/river play was good. I didn't say it's bad either - but I didn't say it's good. What I DID say was that he was NOT looking for advice because he knew he was chip spewing. He said it in his OP. But, I suppose you're too blinded by your own assumed superiority that you missed that. Oops.I'm well aware that you weren't looking to please me, but I was letting you know what the reason was that I spoke up for the OP. You wouldn't have apologized if I didn't speak up and you damn well know it. So I am partially responsible for your apology, whether you like it or not.In regards to me telling you off compared to your comment, yes, it is different. How so? Because you were speaking out of ignorance. I wasn't. Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I am sorry to the OP about the .05/.10 comment, it was a little below the beltThat's all I was looking for. Arguing the rest with you would be an endless discussion - so I have no plans to continue it.I did not say that you please you, I really give two shits about what you are "looking for" after your comments to me when I said nothing to you. I apologized to the OP for ONE comment I made, because it wasn't needed. I don't think that your telling me to fuck myself was any different than my comment to him. As far as the rest, if you want, PM me and we can discuss the hand off the forum any time, and you tell me how his preflop / river play was good.First of all, jackass, I never said his preflop/river play was good. I didn't say it's bad either - but I didn't say it's good. What I DID say was that he was NOT looking for advice because he knew he was chip spewing. He said it in his OP. But, I suppose you're too blinded by your own assumed superiority that you missed that. Oops.I'm well aware that you weren't looking to please me, but I was letting you know what the reason was that I spoke up for the OP. You wouldn't have apologized if I didn't speak up and you damn well know it. So I am partially responsible for your apology, whether you like it or not.In regards to me telling you off compared to your comment, yes, it is different. How so? Because you were speaking out of ignorance. I wasn't.Fair enough, however. I do not claim to be superior by any means other than maturity level when it comes to a bad beat. I apologized because my statement of dropping levels, mainly because it deviated from my original intention. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I fold Link to post Share on other sites
DCSports92GSR 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 this thread...has absolutley...made my fucking day. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Not trying to be an ass....but really, I take beats like this so often.....I'm trying to figure out what the big deal is. If I completely lost my mind every time I took a beat like this one....I'd have no mind left. Which, come to think of it.....is pretty close to the truth LOL. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I'm all in Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Sorry Jordan! Poker room fishies! Link to post Share on other sites
guinevar 0 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Jordan, get on aim? Link to post Share on other sites
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