BrodieDurden 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:1. The season opened today.2. There is no limit.3. They taste just like chicken.4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:1. The season opened today.2. There is no limit.3. They taste just like chicken.4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEKwhat in the hell are you talkin about? you makin a crack about the soldiers that are over there? that seems in horrible taste. hopefully this thread gets deleted damn quick.go away Link to post Share on other sites
pokepoke1967 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 ....(crickets chirp).... Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:1. The season opened today.2. There is no limit.3. They taste just like chicken.4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEKwhat in the hell are you talkin about? you makin a crack about the soldiers that are over there? that seems in horrible taste. hopefully this thread gets deleted damn quick.go awayRelax, it's a joke about Rednecks, not about Iraq. Good lord, you don't even live here! Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:1. The season opened today.2. There is no limit.3. They taste just like chicken.4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEKwhat in the hell are you talkin about? you makin a crack about the soldiers that are over there? that seems in horrible taste. hopefully this thread gets deleted damn quick.go awayRelax, it's a joke about Rednecks, not about Iraq. Good lord, you don't even live here!fair enough. and yeah know i don't live there, but still thought its just a ridiculous way to make fun of rednecks. i mean there are so many ways to make fun of rednecks........guess i just wouldn't have gone into the whole current war thing going on. Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 still stand by my original "go away" though. Link to post Share on other sites
Regnilsnug 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Can we somehow get Georgia off that list? No? ah well, worth a shot. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 hell, i got a chuckle out of that. Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 hell, i got a chuckle out of that.guess i'm just an uptight bastard then eh? ah well i can live with that. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Can we somehow get Georgia off that list? No? ah well, worth a shot.only way to get georgia off this list is if there was a new list created that was redneckier than the other. Link to post Share on other sites
Regnilsnug 0 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 hey, we're your neighbor, where do you think everyone from fla runs to when hurricane season hits? damn sissies. Link to post Share on other sites
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