would you buy phil helmuth brand toilet paper?

[happyjuggler0 0]

Just curious. :think: I did not see a link for that anywhere, just trying to think what he might sell that I might actually buy.

[avsfan 0]

Just curious. :think: I did not see a link for that anywhere, just trying to think what he might sell that I might actually buy.

Aren't you gettin The Car?

[elaear 0]

and be able to whipe my ass with hellmuth's name??? hell yes!jk, i don't think hellmuth's that bad; he's pretty entertaining.but in response to the question: it depends on how fluffy it is.

[happyjuggler0 0]

and be able to whipe my ass with hellmuth's name??? hell yes!jk, i don't think hellmuth's that bad; he's pretty entertaining.but in response to the question: it depends on how fluffy it is.

It's as soft as Phil's cash game.

[elaear 0]

and be able to whipe my ass with hellmuth's name??? hell yes!jk, i don't think hellmuth's that bad; he's pretty entertaining.but in response to the question: it depends on how fluffy it is.

It's as soft as Phil's cash game.

touché

[pokepoke1967 0]

I can see him leading the Cardplayer video crew into the stall on the bathroom break to show them, "I have to take a dump, and I've been blessed to associate myself with this.....Black Nines Dung Cloth..."

[KDawgCometh 2]

just the thought of giving his printed face a steamer everytime I sat down at my office would be reason enough to buy it

[poguemahone68 0]

I'd buy it even if it was 1-ply and a case of hellmuth huggies each for my parental friends

[na3r0k 0]

screw toilet paper, how about tampons!!!!!!sw

[KingAustin 0]

I would buy it as long as it doesnt give me bad beats. Bad toilet paper + upset stomach= -EV

[pbwl11 0]

Especially after I've had a big ole meal of chili, refried beans and a burrito el grande. :twisted:

[LuckyMcCatcher 0]

Phil Helmuth is actually my secret hero. He says everything I want to say at the table. Only he has the stones to say it on tv. I think its more ok to berate players in a tournament because its not like your tapping on the aquarium like in cash game. I love it when Phil tells other people exactly how they played a hand wrong, because I always want to do the same thing but never can. I also love the fact that he plays a style that is antithetical to what is thought of as successful tournament style with todays opponents. He's not real successful with it in past years, but he did win a major tournament and has cashed in several high profile tourneys. He takes alot of flogging from the press and his peers, but he is laughing all the way to the bank. He could probably have losing years until he dies and still have plenty of money just from endorsements. Thats a poker career.

[Guest]

only if i happen to have run out of Arieh's shirts.