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#1 MarionSauce

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 10:42 PM

Please don't comment, It is just a hilarious hand that the Sauce thought would be amusing to fellow fcpers. This occurred last night against a bunch of engineering/actuarial science dudes who go to my school -meaning they are not dumb; this particular hand is against FCPer ATrain. He is really cool and I feel bad that he got sucked out so bad. I am pretty short stacked, down to about 5500 in chips, blinds 300/600, Alain has 14000, and I have K :D Q :) on the button, 5 handed. Everyone folds to me and I chunk in a 1500 raise. SB folds, Alain calls me.Flop: K :D 4 :) J :club: Ok clearly this is not the best flop, and The Sauce does not have a heart at all, but he checks to me and The Sauce bets 1200 and Alain puts me all in. Well at the moment I have 2200 left, and there is already 7900 in the pot, so I call, and because The Sauce will have ~3BB left if I fold.Alain turns over A :club: 6 :club: for the nuts, and I am facked. He is 97.7% to win now!Turn: K :club: OMG I have 3+3+3+1 = 10 outsRiver: 4 :club: Amazing! Runner runner boat! The Sauce stays alive to kick male asses, including the Russian dude she had to go heads up with, whom I stole the chip lead from with a Q5 bluff on a A48 flop! Thanks Atrain.

#2 RISEorFall

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 10:50 PM

its cause you have the force. And the dark side for that matter, that makes runner runner stuff happen

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 10:55 PM

RISEorFall said:

its cause you have the force. And the dark side for that matter, that makes runner runner stuff happen
As a follower of the dark side of the force...I have to agree :twisted:
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#4 MarionSauce

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 11:14 PM

Vade said:

RISEorFall said:

its cause you have the force. And the dark side for that matter, that makes runner runner stuff happen
As a follower of the dark side of the force...I have to agree :twisted:
This is clearly the key to everything. It doesn't matter if the odds are very unfavourable. As long as one yields a Sith Lord LightSaber and is a Dark Jedi, you will win no matter what (unless this Sith Lord in question is drawing dead of course) :doh:

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 11:18 PM

The Sauce cannot be beaten by a mere mortal!The Sauce clearly found his lack fo faith...disturbing.

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 11:18 PM

MarionSauce said:

(unless this Sith Lord in question is drawing dead of course) :doh:
Sith Lords are never drawing dead....

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 12:13 AM

RISEorFall said:

MarionSauce said:

(unless this Sith Lord in question is drawing dead of course) :doh:
Sith Lords are never drawing dead....
Darth Akieous says that the young apprentice should not fret, for the young apprentice should always look to the dark side of the force when she is in trouble. by controlling the force you can control your fate. Fear does not exist in a sith :twisted:
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 12:44 AM

I'm not really much of a Star Wars guy, so I guess i'll just say nh.
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.




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