Ju And Da 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Your sitting at the final table of the Wsop Main event, Your surrounded By Your peers.... You Look To your left Theres "Jesus", To Your right is Grandpa Brunson, you look directly across the table and theres Ivey Making eyes at Annie Duke (s/w) who sits to your right also.... And of course DN has made it to (Praise the lord).So Dn's Stack is the shortest at the table when some rail bird starts Heckling him calling him a Douche Clown and a joke... DN being the professional he is is trying his best to ignore him asuming any time soon he will be escorted away by Security...But you feel sorry for him youv'e been a member of FCP for several months now and you feel DN is going through a rough Patch and thats when it happens He Shouts at the Top of his voice " i fcuked Lori Webber" At this point DN has his I pod firmly cranked up to the max and everyone heard him but DN...... What do you do, you look over at this clown and hes 6 4 250 pounds u gonna tap Dn on the shoulder? You gonna go sort it out yourself ? You gonna ask security? Or are you going to ignore it and let Dn hear it when he watches the tape back later when you bust him out with a gut shot on the river? Are you going to defend the honour of the man or are you going to back down?Choice is urs..... Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Your wife cheated on you with a very large man didnt she.? Link to post Share on other sites
Ju And Da 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Your wife cheated on you with a very large man didnt she.?The day i get married is the day Jay Webber wins the wsop main event .....im only a baby (22). Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Sorry, I'm concentrating on the game. I don't get to worried about people "I know" from a website. Link to post Share on other sites
Ju And Da 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Sorry, I'm concentrating on the game. I don't get to worried about people "I know" from a website.At what point did i say "i Knew" him? Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 This is a really...strange...question. The guy's actually about my size - that's one helluva coincidence.Anyway, I suppose you're waiting on an answer - I'm calling security over to get rid of him. Even if I didn't know DN (but knew he was engaged to a "Lori Webber"), I would call secuirty over. No reason to keep this moron around. Link to post Share on other sites
Jrobb25 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Im telling him....one more out and thats another 200K for me.....DN is great but Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!!!(literally I blew out my cleats last night in my baseball game and had to use tape to continue to playbut was 2-3 BABY!! but a throwing error OUCH)!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Benderqueen 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I tell Chris Ferguson to throw a card at his jugular and take him down Link to post Share on other sites
Ju And Da 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 I tell Chris Ferguson to throw a card at his jugular and take him down Best answer yet (and exactly what i was looking for) some comedy Value. Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I Pod's aren't allowed once you get ITM at the WSOP, so DN would hear it.He would ask for security. Link to post Share on other sites
Ju And Da 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 I Pod's aren't allowed once you get ITM at the WSOP, so DN would hear it.He would ask for security.This is all hypothetical man but im going to Ignore that because i am the worlds biggest Aerosmith fan and i love your Avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
faisal 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I tell Chris Ferguson to throw a card at his jugular and take him down Link to post Share on other sites
DeNuts1 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I'd say...."Lori? You mean that skanky biotch on the cover of that prostitute catalog that guy handed me on the strip last night? She was what $35 for the night? Damn, I think I'd keep that to myself hoss!" Link to post Share on other sites
Ju And Da 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Did anyone get to see a similar post i made Describing a situation that arose Between Antonio "E" and Liz Lieu?? If not you never will it was deleted Quicker than u can say Cracked Aces. I may be in trouble. APologies. Link to post Share on other sites
elnino 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I tell Chris Ferguson to throw a card at his jugular and take him down Actually, I was watching mythbusters on TLC and it is impossible to do more give someone a small cut with a playing card even at a speed much greater than a human can possibly through.Just thought I'd throw that out there.No pun intended.....okay, it was intended Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I Pod's aren't allowed once you get ITM at the WSOP, so DN would hear it.He would ask for security.This is all hypothetical man but im going to Ignore that because i am the worlds biggest Aerosmith fan and i love your Avatar.Nope, I'm the worlds biggest Aerosmith fan I know it's hypothetical, just jokin' around. Link to post Share on other sites
21gambit 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 what happened between antonio and liz? inquiring minds want to know Link to post Share on other sites
karr2242 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Of all the possible hypotheticals you could come up with, you choose this bizarre scenario. Is it just me or did that post seem slightly stalker-ish/obsessive. Defending Daniel's honor??? WOW............ Link to post Share on other sites
DKE_XP120 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 This is a really...strange...question.of course its better than our weekly:"you're at the first hand of the WSOP and you see pocket aces and everyone goes all in..." threadOr the weekly:Who is better, annie duke or ***Or our great:I hear Daniel doesnt get along with ***, anyone know the storyI also love when people have their first post starting with:long time lurker, first time poster! ( for some reason, that always bugs me)We cant forget:"Which is better, no limit, or limit" pollI also enjoy the:"I cant play this low limit crap, im so much used to the higher limit games, this is stupid, I cant beat this crapshoot" (The next week they put up a thread titles "which sites give the best free money bonuses")Sorry for the drunken rant....*****EDIT FOR ADDITIONAL COMMENTS******I also enjoy the thread entitled:Tells of the pros.... In which (clearly) the author asks us for huge tells on pros... Link to post Share on other sites
pokepoke1967 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 You're at a WSOP final table, and this nervous guy w/ cap and sunglasses addresses the table, and asks about an inane hypothetical situation....and in the mean time, you are on the button and it's your turn to act.......... Link to post Share on other sites
dmoneypoker 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 This is perhaps the most ridiculous post I have ever read. What's the point of it?Anyway to answer your question, if you're at a final table with all those pros, that's all you need to be worrying about, not defending the honor of someone else. Link to post Share on other sites
rkkkkjj 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 raise him all in with or without cards, mom knows i dont want to play a pot with the man Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I would go all in, then turn over the Krablar and start pinching away. Link to post Share on other sites
Canada 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I'd wander over to the rail-bird and say..."STFU Phil." Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Are you going to defend the honour of the man or are you going to back down?Choice is urs.....Why should anyone have to defend DN's honor? He's a man, and the insults were directed at him. If DN decided to confront this guy and things got physical, I'd back him up. But I'm not going to confront this guy on behalf of DN.Now, if DN had me on his payroll as a security guard then maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
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