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#1 dna4ever

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:21 PM

For anyone who gives a crap, they have reached a verdict in the Michael Jackson case and the verdict will be read in 10 minutes (4:30 PM EST).Cnn.com has live coverage

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:22 PM

And the verdict is...............................he is one creepy bastard

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:22 PM

What does caviar and MJ have in common???They both come on little crackers. :shock:

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:23 PM

why does michael jackson shop at wal-mart ?because little boys pants were half off (bah da bing!)

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:24 PM

They may have found him guilty on some lesser included, but on the main charges, noway. :roll:

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:27 PM

I thought the joke was, what does MJ and Walmart have in common?Boys Pant's are half off.

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:27 PM

NickTheKid said:

I thought the joke was, what does MJ and Walmart have in common?Boys Pant's are half off.
Thats probably the way it started and then it back it down here to Tennessee and we fu*ked it all up.

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:28 PM

:D I dunno, Canadians have the tendency to mess up jokes too.

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:29 PM

dang. u have to pay to view on CNN online



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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:34 PM

live free video http://www.yahoo.com/

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:35 PM

and the verdict is......................someone tell me, i didnt watch.

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:35 PM

DJ_Chaps said:

and the verdict is......................someone tell me, i didnt watch.
They're saying it will be read at 4:45 or 5....

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:36 PM

Please bring your happy asses back here when the verdict is read and tell us what happens. I have no desire to actually sit through the reading, I just want to know the verdict.All the fun, none of the work.
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:36 PM

i'm just going to wait until Jon Stewart reports this on The Daily Show.Please continue to feed the media frenzy! :D

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:42 PM

I got the over/under on MJ getting raped in jail at 2 minutes...anybody got the guts to take the over?

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:44 PM

I'll take the under, but only if MJ raping himself with a broom handle (just like breakfast time everyday) counts...

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:46 PM

alf13 said:

I got the over/under on MJ getting raped in jail at 2 minutes...anybody got the guts to take the over?
MJ will be fine. He's gonna be in segregation. I'd put good money that nobody gets to him... well at least for the first couple days.

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:46 PM

THIS IS RICH.....!!!!!!!!!!Court TV just said that if convicted.....MJ would most likely serve the time in SAN QUENTIN or CHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG....his AZZ has no hope!

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:53 PM

NOW THIS... is MUST SEE TV... :twisted:

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:55 PM

alf13 said:

THIS IS RICH.....!!!!!!!!!!Court TV just said that if convicted.....MJ would most likely serve the time in SAN QUENTIN or CHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG....his AZZ has no hope!
Yeah, he's f*cked. He should pay the prison guards like 2o grand a week to keep him alive.




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