NinRipMexi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 I am new to this board. I have taste to play the poker when I am not moving of a pull towards outside and I am not cutting the heads of pirates stupid. Going ' everything-in ' is totally sweet! Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Big Gulps huh, well see you later Link to post Share on other sites
Nudjer 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Welcome to the forum. But what the hell are you saying? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Welcome to the forum. Â But what the hell are you saying? Link to post Share on other sites
NinRipMexi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 I am not of this country. I am learning its language. I have taste to watch the poker of the world to travel in the TV, but also I have taste to cut the heads off of stupid pirates. :-) Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 where are the Pirates? Link to post Share on other sites
ronikazi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 I am not of this country.  I am learning its language.   I have taste to watch the poker of the world to travel in the TV, but also I have taste to cut the heads  off of stupid  pirates.      :-)God i love pirates. I have always said, and will say again if i ever lose my hand or an eye, the first thing i am going to do is take some sailing lessons and start my new career. Link to post Share on other sites
Hand_Cracker 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 where are the Pirates?fish maybe?welcome mexican friend. Link to post Share on other sites
NinRipMexi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 where are the Pirates?The pirates think that they are disguised and attempt to hide behind things. I will strike with the foot upon his buttholes until they explode. I move of a pull towards outside and explode 16 or 19 boners towards the stupid pirates. Link to post Share on other sites
ronikazi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 where are the Pirates?The pirates think that they are disguised and attempt to hide behind things. I will strike with the foot upon his buttholes until they explode. I move of a pull towards outside and explode 16 or 19 boners towards the stupid pirates.i dont want to be a pirate anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Big Gulps huh, well see you laterbest .reply.ever. Link to post Share on other sites
NinRipMexi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 where are the Pirates?The pirates think that they are disguised and attempt to hide behind things. I will strike with the foot upon his buttholes until they explode. I move of a pull towards outside and explode 16 or 19 boners towards the stupid pirates.i dont want to be a pirate anymore.The pirates are only safe of its slaughter and to slice of heads if they are not trying to rob my hot pies of the mark of factory of the 'Hot Pocket'. Then they will feel that the rage and my Todd friend will be wailing in the guitar whereas I move of a pull towards outside. Desire to now play the poker for a true life but for me I must now to be ninja that it looks for stupid pirates. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 this guy is just messing around... Link to post Share on other sites
MilesZS 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 This is seriously some of the funniest sh/t I've read in a long time. I'm cracking up... I don't care if this guy is seriously from Mexico and seriously believes what he's typing is correct, or if he's making it all up (in which case he may just be a comic genius of sorts), it's god damned funny either way.O man, he comes off as a homosexual Mexican retard. How is that not damned hilarious.(no offense intended to all the people I just offended) Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 where are the Pirates?A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, do you know that you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants??"The pirate replies, "ARGH, It's driving me nuts!!" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 based on my posting name, I feel the need to reply. I feel dumber for having read the Mexican's posts. If he keeps writing, I may end up as dumb as Foxwoodspro. Link to post Share on other sites
NinRipMexi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 I am realing of being Mexico and enjoying the plays of poker time. I just studying Ninja as well as hating stupid pirates: Once, I and a friend of ninja mine killed a whole handful of pirates, So after he said "yarr" near fifty million of times, he began to say that "blow me down," I only cut its dull head before he said it and only speaking: "Blow me..." We two Ninjas thought of him by a minute, and then we finished exploding in hysterics. We said more laughing to all our friends of ninja on him. We had everything a good one for that one. Stupid pirate. Link to post Share on other sites
MilesZS 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Seriously, this is god damned hilarious. I'm book-marking and sending it to all my friends. I don't know how you guys don't find this hilarious.Please please post more about ninjas and pirates in your horrible English. If I flame you, will that encourage you? Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 LSD and the Internet a dangerous combination.Kids let this be a lesson to you don't do drugs and if you do drugs don't get on the internet. Link to post Share on other sites
NinRipMexi 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 Seriously, this is god damned hilarious. I'm book-marking and sending it to all my friends. I don't know how you guys don't find this hilarious.Please please post more about ninjas and pirates in your horrible English. If I flame you, will that encourage you?The peanuts are often the source of the energy of ninja. They are like the spinach for Popeye or Cheez-Whiz for the assistant personnel. Capsulets energy-that they heighten natural in peanuts is heightened by powersole of ninja that lives in each ninja true. Once, although, I took some peanuts from an elephant because it felt to me low in energy of ninja after meat-of-pigging a whole handful of chicks totally hot. The elephant obtained trying pissed totally and begun to move of a pull towards outside. He was right like, you aspire and you are not ninja."then he obtained pissed and he began to stomping everything on my face. But then I really obtained angered because it broke my purse of peanuts, I removed so my sword (weapon of ninja) and began to cut it for above in the prendederos. I cut it as 14,000 times and later I began to punching the cut upon pieces. I took the trunk and I began to beat the cut upon pieces of elephant, which still tried to strike with the foot (the elephants to me are enough candies, except that they are evil peanuts and of horde). Possible, I killed all the pieces of the elephant, and I made that it ate a whole handful (because it had to me been being sorry totally in him) of soft meat of the elephant, I finished so upon having a totally sweet party ofbarbecue of the elephant with all my sweet friends of ninja. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 LSD and the Internet a dangerous combination.Kids let this be a lesson to you don't do drugs and if you do drugs don't get on the internet.What the fuck is the internet?? Link to post Share on other sites
jsull 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Seriously, this is god damned hilarious. I'm book-marking and sending it to all my friends. I don't know how you guys don't find this hilarious.Please please post more about ninjas and pirates in your horrible English. If I flame you, will that encourage you?The peanuts are often the source of the energy of ninja. They are like the spinach for Popeye or Cheez-Whiz for the assistant personnel. Capsulets energy-that they heighten natural in peanuts is heightened by powersole of ninja that lives in each ninja true. Once, although, I took some peanuts from an elephant because it felt to me low in energy of ninja after meat-of-pigging a whole handful of chicks totally hot. The elephant obtained trying censored totally and begun to move of a pull towards outside. He was right like, you aspire and you are not ninja."then he obtained censored and he began to stomping everything on my face. But then I really obtained angered because it broke my purse of peanuts, I removed so my sword (weapon of ninja) and began to cut it for above in the prendederos. I cut it as 14,000 times and later I began to punching the cut upon pieces. I took the trunk and I began to beat the cut upon pieces of elephant, which still tried to strike with the foot (the elephants to me are enough candies, except that they are evil peanuts and of horde). Possible, I killed all the pieces of the elephant, and I made that it ate a whole handful (because it had to me been being sorry totally in him) of soft meat of the elephant, I finished so upon having a totally sweet party ofbarbecue of the elephant with all my sweet friends of ninja.This story brought a tear to my eye. Link to post Share on other sites
jzieg2313 0 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Big Gulps huh, well see you laterNot completely sure why but this has had me in tears for 5 minutes. LMAO.JZ Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Best. Thread. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
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