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Started by NinRipMexi, Jun 07 2005 07:55 AM

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#1 NinRipMexi

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 07:55 AM

I am new to this board. I have taste to play the poker when I am not moving of a pull towards outside and I am not cutting the heads of pirates stupid. Going ' everything-in ' is totally sweet!

#2 allinbluff35

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 07:58 AM

Big Gulps huh, well see you later

Only after you have lost everything, are you free to do anything.

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 07:58 AM

Welcome to the forum. But what the hell are you saying?

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:00 AM

Nudjer said:

Welcome to the forum. But what the hell are you saying?

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#5 NinRipMexi

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:01 AM

I am not of this country. I am learning its language. I have taste to watch the poker of the world to travel in the TV, but also I have taste to cut the heads off of stupid pirates. :-)

#6 dms26

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:02 AM

where are the Pirates?

QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:04 AM

NinRipMexi said:

I am not of this country. I am learning its language. I have taste to watch the poker of the world to travel in the TV, but also I have taste to cut the heads off of stupid pirates. :-)

God i love pirates. I have always said, and will say again if i ever lose my hand or an eye, the first thing i am going to do is take some sailing lessons and start my new career.

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:05 AM

dms26 said:

where are the Pirates?

fish maybe?welcome mexican friend.

#9 NinRipMexi

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:05 AM

dms26 said:

where are the Pirates?

The pirates think that they are disguised and attempt to hide behind things. I will strike with the foot upon his buttholes until they explode. I move of a pull towards outside and explode 16 or 19 boners towards the stupid pirates.

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:08 AM

NinRipMexi said:

dms26 said:

where are the Pirates?

The pirates think that they are disguised and attempt to hide behind things. I will strike with the foot upon his buttholes until they explode. I move of a pull towards outside and explode 16 or 19 boners towards the stupid pirates.

i dont want to be a pirate anymore.

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:36 AM

allinbluff35 said:

Big Gulps huh, well see you later

best .reply.ever.

Good times for a change
See, the luck I've had
Can make a good man
Turn bad

So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what I want
This time

Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life I've had
Can make a good man bad

So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time

#12 NinRipMexi

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:39 AM

ronikazi said:

NinRipMexi said:

dms26 said:

where are the Pirates?

i dont want to be a pirate anymore.

The pirates are only safe of its slaughter and to slice of heads if they are not trying to rob my hot pies of the mark of factory of the 'Hot Pocket'. Then they will feel that the rage and my Todd friend will be wailing in the guitar whereas I move of a pull towards outside. Desire to now play the poker for a true life but for me I must now to be ninja that it looks for stupid pirates.

#13 dms26

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:42 AM

:think:

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:44 AM

this guy is just messing around...

#15 MilesZS

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:45 AM

This is seriously some of the funniest sh/t I've read in a long time. I'm cracking up... I don't care if this guy is seriously from Mexico and seriously believes what he's typing is correct, or if he's making it all up (in which case he may just be a comic genius of sorts), it's god damned funny either way.O man, he comes off as a homosexual Mexican retard. How is that not damned hilarious.(no offense intended to all the people I just offended)

#16 fryer98

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:47 AM

dms26 said:

where are the Pirates?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, do you know that you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants??"The pirate replies, "ARGH, It's driving me nuts!!"

#17 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:51 AM

based on my posting name, I feel the need to reply. I feel dumber for having read the Mexican's posts. If he keeps writing, I may end up as dumb as Foxwoodspro.

#18 NinRipMexi

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 09:13 AM

I am realing of being Mexico and enjoying the plays of poker time. I just studying Ninja as well as hating stupid pirates: Once, I and a friend of ninja mine killed a whole handful of pirates, So after he said "yarr" near fifty million of times, he began to say that "blow me down," I only cut its dull head before he said it and only speaking: "Blow me..." We two Ninjas thought of him by a minute, and then we finished exploding in hysterics. We said more laughing to all our friends of ninja on him. We had everything a good one for that one. Stupid pirate.

#19 MilesZS

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 09:19 AM

Seriously, this is god damned hilarious. I'm book-marking and sending it to all my friends. I don't know how you guys don't find this hilarious.Please please post more about ninjas and pirates in your horrible English. If I flame you, will that encourage you?