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#1 acenapot

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 04:59 PM

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇᴉ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʇǝƃɹoɟ ʇ,uop ˙˙ǝɹǝɥ sʇɥƃnoɥʇ pǝɹoq uʍo ɹnoʎ ʇsod
˙˙ ǝsuǝs ǝuou ƃuᴉdʎʇ ɯI ǝǝs uɐɔ noʎ s∀
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ɹǝʞod ǝuᴉluo uᴉ ɹǝʇsnq ʞɐǝl ɥʇᴉʍ ᄅWH ǝsn ᴉ
ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuᴉoƃ oᴉʌ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp I
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˙ʇɐǝdǝɹ puɐ dǝǝls'ɹǝʞod ʎɐld'ǝɯoɥ oƃ 'ʞɹoʍ oʇ oƃ'ɥʇɐq ɐ ǝʞɐʇ'ʇᴉɥs ɐ ǝʞɐʇ 'dn ǝʞɐʍ ᴉ 'sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ
˙uᴉɐƃɐ ǝʇᴉs sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉʞɔǝɥɔ puɐ pǝɹoq ʇsnſ

#2 GOCUBSGO

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 05:35 PM

I think I'll leave. Solid 6th post though.

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 05:43 PM

OP, report to essays top ten thread for your punishment.

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Posted 04 March 2016 - 08:23 PM

I'm on my phone can someone post an upside down noose for me? thanks in advance
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#5 acenapot

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 02:22 PM

˙ǝɯᴉʇ lɐɔol ˙ɯ˙d ᄅ ɟo sɐ ᄅ ʎɐp ɥʇᴉʍ sǝnuᴉʇuoɔ ƃuᴉʇɹodǝɹ ǝʌᴉl sʍǝNɹǝʞoԀ ǝɥʇ puɐ ƃuᴉuɹoɯ ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ pǝpᴉʌoɹd ǝq llᴉʍ ɔƖ ʎɐp ɹoɟ sʇunoɔ dᴉɥɔ llnℲ

˙ϛ89'66€ ɟo ʎɐpʎɐd ɐ ɹoɟ snoᴉɹoʇɔᴉʌ pǝƃɹǝɯǝ ɹǝɯɯᴉM lǝɐɥdɐɹ puɐ sǝᴉɹʇuǝ ㄣ99 ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ϛ uosɐǝS uI ˙ʍoɹ ɐ uᴉ ɹɐǝʎ ɥʇɹnoɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝsɐǝɹɔuᴉ oʇ ʎlǝʞᴉl sᴉ ouᴉsɐƆ s,ƃuᴉʞ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ʇuǝʌƎ uᴉɐW ɐʞǝɹnƎ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝɔuɐpuǝʇʇɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ pǝǝʇuɐɹɐnƃ sᴉ ɹǝqɯnu ʇɐɥʇ ʇnq 'qƖ ʎɐp puɐ ɐƖ ʎɐp ɥʇᴉʍ pǝuᴉqɯoɔ sǝᴉɹʇuǝ ㄥϛϛ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ɹɐɟ oS

˙lood ǝzᴉɹd ʎɔᴉnɾ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇoɥs ɹǝɥʇouɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ ɹǝpɹo uᴉ slǝʌǝl ǝʇnuᴉɯ 0ᄅ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇɐǝɥ oqɹnʇ ǝɥʇ oʇuᴉ ʞɔɐq pǝdɯnɾ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ʇsoW ˙solnodoɹdɯɐ˥ ɐᴉɹɐW dn-ɹǝuunɹ slǝssnɹq lɐuoᴉʇɐN ɹno┴ ɹǝʞoԀ plɹoM ʇuǝɔǝɹ puɐ sᴉlǝɐɥɔᴉW lnɐԀ 'ɐpnp uᴉuoʇu∀ 'ɔᴉʌoʞᴉW oʞɹɐW 'ɹɐᴉɔǝW uᴉʇɹɐW uoᴉdɯɐɥɔ ʌopɐʌzoɹ ㄣ ɐʞǝɹnƎ 'lǝɥɹqɐʞ uᴉʇɹɐW 'ᴉzznɹ sɐᴉʇɐW 'ɹǝʇǝԀ ʌɐlsoɹɐſ ɹǝuuᴉʍ dnƆ ʌopɐʌzoɹ 0ƐƐ€ 'ʞǝuᴉlǝſ ɹʇǝԀ 'lɐpɐlʞɐN uɐſ 'zʇᴉlǝpnɹ oɔᴉɹuƎ ǝɹǝʍ ɹɐɟ os ᄅ ʎɐp ɹoɟ sdᴉɥɔ dn ƃɐq oʇ pǝlᴉɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝsoɥʇ ƃuoɯ∀

˙sdᴉɥɔ 00Ɛ'Ɛ6 ɥʇᴉʍ pǝɔuɐʌpɐ ɐʞlǝʌɐԀ ɟǝsoſ dn ɹǝuunɹ ϛ uosɐǝS ˙00ㄥ'00Ɩ ɟo ʞɔɐʇs ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ llǝʍ sɐ sʇᴉƃᴉp xᴉs dn pǝƃƃɐq oslɐ ɹǝsᴉǝdS sǝuuɐH '(009'ᄅƐƖ) ɔᴉʌolɐԀ ƃɐp ʎq pǝʍolloɟ ʎlǝsolɔ '009'ϛƐƖ ɥʇᴉʍ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ pǝɥsᴉuᴉɟ uǝɥoƆ ˙dolɟ ɥƃᴉɥ-uǝʇ ɐ uo ǝɹoɯ 000'0Ɩ ɹoɟ uᴉ llɐ ƃuᴉɥsnd ɟo pɐǝʇsuᴉ soɹʇsnolɐS lᴉnouɐɯɯƎ ʎq ǝsᴉɐɹ ƃᴉq ɐ pǝllɐɔ ʇsnɾ ʇɔɐɟ uᴉ ǝɥ puɐ ʇod ʎɐʍ-ǝǝɹɥʇ ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɟo puɐɥ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ uᴉ ʎsɹǝʌoɹʇuoɔ ɐ oʇuᴉ pǝʌloʌuᴉ sɐʍ uǝɥoƆ ɐpnɥǝ⅄ ɹǝʎɐld lɐɔo˥ ˙(009'0ㄣƖ) ᴉlʞɐɹdo┴ ʇɐʎɹǝℲ puɐ (00Ɛ'ㄥϛƖ) uɐᴉɹɐɟɟɐzoW ɹᴉɯ∀ '(00Ɛ'6ϛƖ) ʞɔnɐ˥ sɐuoſ '(00Ɩ'89Ɩ) ʞlǝſ ɔɹɐW-uɐǝſ '(00Ɩ'ㄣㄥƖ) ʎʞsʌɐlI uᴉʇɹɐW ǝpnlɔuᴉ sʞɔɐʇs ƃᴉq ɹǝɥʇO

˙088'ƖƐ € ɟo ʎɐpʎɐd ɐ ɹoɟ ɥʇ9 ǝɯɐɔ ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥʍ oƃɐ sʞǝǝʍ ʍǝɟ ɐ ʎluo uᴉlqnp ┴ԀIʞ∩ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉɹnp ǝɔɐld ʞooʇ ɥsɐɔ ʇsǝƃƃᴉq ǝɥʇ puɐ sǝɔuɐɹɐǝddɐ ǝlqɐʇ lɐuᴉɟ ʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ɯǝɥʇ ɟo llɐ 'ǝɯɐu sᴉɥ oʇ sʇlnsǝɹ qoW uopuǝH uǝʌǝs sɐɥ sᴉllǝp ˙doʇɐ ɥsᴉuᴉɟ oʇ spuɐɥ ǝǝɹɥʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉɹnp ɹǝɟoH snʞɹɐW ɟo ʞɔɐʇs ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ uǝɥʇ puɐ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɟo puǝ ǝɥʇ spɹɐʍoʇ ʞɔɐʇs ɹǝƃƃᴉq ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝsᴉnɹɔ uɐᴉƃlǝq ǝɥʇ '00Ɩ'Ɩ0ᄅ ƃuᴉɯᴉɐlɔ ʎq qƖ ʎɐp uo sdᴉɥɔ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ dn pǝƃƃɐq sᴉllǝp uᴉʇuǝnQ

˙sɹǝʎɐld 06 ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝɯᴉʇ lɐɔol ˙ɯ˙d 0Ɩ ʇɐ ɟɟo pǝʞɔᴉʞ ʇɐɥʇ ɔƖ ʎɐp uᴉ ǝʇɐdᴉɔᴉʇɹɐd puɐ ɹǝʇuǝǝɹ ʎlǝʇɐᴉpǝɯɯᴉ oʇ uoᴉʇdo ǝɥʇ pɐɥ ʇsnq oʇ ǝʇɐunʇɹoɟun ǝsoɥ┴ ˙sdᴉɥɔ dn pǝƃƃɐq slnɟǝdoɥ ᄅƐƖ ʎluo '0Ɩ lǝʌǝl ɟo uoᴉʇǝldɯoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ puɐ sǝᴉɹʇuǝ 8ƐƐ ɟo lɐʇoʇ ɐ ʍɐs ʇuǝʌƎ uᴉɐW ʌopɐʌzoɹ 9 ɐʞǝɹnƎ ʇǝu˙sɹɐʇSɹǝʞoԀ 00Ɩ'Ɩ€ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɥƃᴉlɟ puoɔǝs ǝɥ┴


˙ʌopɐʌzoɹ 9 ɐʞǝɹnƎ ǝɥʇ ɟo qƖ ʎɐp ɹǝʇɟ∀ spɐǝ˥ sᴉllǝp uᴉʇuǝnQ

ʌopɐʌzoɹ ɐʞǝɹnƎ ʇnoqɐ sʍǝuɹǝʞod ʇsǝʇɐl

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#6 BigDMcGee

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 02:29 PM

screw you guys, I'll do it myself.


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"Dust. Wind. Dude."
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-Lebron James

#7 The Ocho

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 04:47 PM

That looks like a bent black dick with a **** ring that is falling off. Upside down.

View PostTheraflu, on 24 October 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

Drinking alone makes being alone more awesome.

#8 SuitedAces21

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 05:04 PM

you can trust him on this, he's an expert.
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#9 BigDMcGee

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Posted 05 March 2016 - 06:36 PM

Look man, the options on"upside down noose " are limited on Google image search
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-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat,"
-Lebron James

#10 acenapot

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 04:52 PM

Rlaex you dnot hvae to htae erevythnig, why so mcuh htae in yuor haert?

#11 rocksquid

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 05:28 PM

These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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#12 acenapot

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 04:43 PM

lost most of my bankroll, i guess im not good enough for $5/$10 nlhe
sticking to micros

#13 GOCUBSGO

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 06:32 PM

Thanks for the update. You continue to impress.

#14 Essay21

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 06:34 PM

Sticking to micros, that's what this guys wife probably says.




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