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#81 BigDMcGee

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Posted 11 July 2015 - 04:53 PM

View PostEssay21, on 11 July 2015 - 04:18 PM, said:

Butterscotch is the goat butter.

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Posted 11 July 2015 - 05:13 PM

not sure i can come up with ten, but let me try.
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 09:51 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 11 July 2015 - 10:56 AM, said:

it's a matter of preference, and billions world wide prefer maria. hence her endorsement edge. simple as that really.

and that picture has to be at least 10 years old.

Heh, it probably has more to do with the white vs black thing but, yeah...

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


#84 Essay21

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 06:22 AM

No, its because serena is not attractive. She is borderline ugly, nearing obscene and coming up on freakish. Not into that bro. Gimme a lady that looks like a lady.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:13 AM

Zero chance you'd pick Halle Berry over Sharapova


ZERO

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:29 AM

Halle berry is an easy choice because she is crazy hot. Serena is literally a freak of nature, and she is not sexually appealing.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:34 AM

And whats funny is halle berry and maria sharapova look infinitely more alike than halle berry and serena williams.

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#88 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:51 AM

Halle Berry is like 50' so typical that that is who your white bread ass picks for a black woman

I have two that are WAY better:

Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Nathalie Emmanuel


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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:58 AM

Never heard of them, but if they look like halle berry, im all in.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:59 AM

View PostEssay21, on 14 July 2015 - 08:58 AM, said:

Never heard of them, but if they look like halle berry, im all in.

The second one is Khaleesi's translator. Google image is your friend.

The also both have wonderful English accents
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 09:45 AM

Khaleesis translator is sexy as hell. Id give her the best 25 seconds of my life.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 10:04 AM

That really isn't saying much, I'm guessing.
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 10:05 AM

Yeah, that was the joke. Come on ron.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 10:19 AM

Nah, I just meant you probably don't have 25 other seconds of good living to compare it to. Wasn't a quick sex joke. I wouldn't last with those two either. If they said something cheeky to me while naked, it's over

My joke was a stretch
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 10:38 AM

In my mind it was implied that it was both a premature ejaculation and shitty life joke. But i see what happened, ive accepted, and we're moving on.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:08 PM

yall picking women that can pass the paper bag test. Lupita Nyong'o, now that's a woman.
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:13 PM

i'm wondering, can ronny and mcgee tell these two apart?

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:18 PM

i mean ronny came in here insinuating i wouldn't find halle berry attractive because i think serena is a dog. time to get your eyes checked.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:32 PM

That pic is more than 10 years old


In your 2 pic post, 2nd pic didn't work
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:35 PM

Sorry, the movie Die Another Day came out in 2002, so it was probably filmed in 2001

In essence, that movie was filmed 14 years ago, coincidentally, the same number of years you like your girls to be
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