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#21 Vegas Knights

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 02:13 PM

Poker Players who leave $300,000 or more in a cab. You don't see this too often.

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 07:45 PM

View PostVegas Knights, on 28 December 2013 - 02:13 PM, said:

Poker Players who leave $300,000 or more in a cab. You don't see this too often.

sounds like a story...do tell...
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Posted 28 December 2013 - 10:02 PM

View PostVegas Knights, on 28 December 2013 - 02:13 PM, said:

Poker Players who leave $300,000 or more in a cab. You don't see this too often.

You probably do if you're a cab driver. Or rather, a pro gambler is literally the most likely profession to be irresponsible and detached enough to leave 300K in a taxi.
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Posted 29 December 2013 - 08:32 AM

You don't see the cabby that found a paper bag with stacks of hundreds in his back seat give it back too often either.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:13 PM

View PostTiltinagain, on 29 December 2013 - 08:32 AM, said:

You don't see the cabby that found a paper bag with stacks of hundreds in his back seat give it back too often either.

I always wondered if this was for publicity for the cab company. Even if, let's say, the rider paid with a CC and knows what company he rode with and what time, what driver, etc...the driver could of always said "I never saw it" or "maybe another fare grabbed it". That's a shit ton of money to find free and clear and suddenly give back without second thought.

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:14 AM

View Postmr_druid, on 13 February 2014 - 02:13 PM, said:

I always wondered if this was for publicity for the cab company. Even if, let's say, the rider paid with a CC and knows what company he rode with and what time, what driver, etc...the driver could of always said "I never saw it" or "maybe another fare grabbed it". That's a shit ton of money to find free and clear and suddenly give back without second thought.

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If the hotel doorman didn't spot the bag and tell the cab driver, the next passenger in the cab would have found it and might have kept it for themself without telling the cab driver. So the poker player should have given the doorman a big tip also.

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:55 PM

well from as infrequently as you actually seem to go there i'm going to say 3 time award winning script writers.
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 12:08 PM

View Posthank213, on 25 April 2014 - 09:55 PM, said:

well from as infrequently as you actually seem to go there i'm going to say 3 time award winning script writers.
I lived there for 9 years and have been back 4 times since then, how many days have you been there?

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 12:13 PM

View PostVegas Knights, on 27 April 2014 - 12:08 PM, said:

I lived there for 9 years and have been back 4 times since then, how many days have you been there?

I doubt he was trying to win the quintessential dick measuring of "who's spent more time at [vacation spot X]?" here. I think he was just busting your chops.
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 12:14 PM

George Clooney at the Wynn and Encore hotels.

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 12:16 PM

See what you did, hank?
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 01:43 PM

my bad.
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 01:44 PM

View PostVegas Knights, on 27 April 2014 - 12:08 PM, said:

I lived there for 9 years and have been back 4 times since then, how many days have you been there?

approximate dates please.
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 05:01 AM

Pollution-- I took a vacation there recently and surpisingly I could actually see the mountains out my hotel window all 4 days. That would probably not have happened 20 years ago. So it appears the air quality is actually getting better than it was. I guess they finally got most of the clunkers off the road.

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Posted 24 December 2014 - 06:42 AM

Only mountains I see in vegas are on a stripper named candy. Im talking TITS son.

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Posted 24 December 2014 - 01:26 PM

View PostEssay21, on 24 December 2014 - 06:42 AM, said:

Only mountains I see in vegas are on a stripper named candy. Im talking TITS son.

Only mountains I'm interested in in Vegas are that powder, cousin. I'm talking baking soda. WHIP IT THROUGH THE GLASS, NIGGA.
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 02:43 PM

I think....both...
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 03:53 PM

View PostEssay21, on 24 December 2014 - 06:42 AM, said:

Only mountains I see in vegas are on a stripper named candy. Im talking TITS son.
That's because you usually stay on the 1st floor of the Motel 6.

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Posted 24 December 2014 - 03:55 PM

View Posthank213, on 24 December 2014 - 02:43 PM, said:

I think....both...

Good like finding a stripper gross enough to be cool with cocaine, though.
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 04:02 PM

View PostVegas Knights, on 24 December 2014 - 03:53 PM, said:

That's because you usually stay on the 1st floor of the Motel 6.

He generally stays at New York, New York, but the pretend skyline blocks the view.


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