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#81 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 09:59 AM

Although it would be a good dodge for Valentine's Day
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 12:40 PM

4th of July. Christmas would be the worst.
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Posted 01 November 2013 - 09:34 AM

New Year's would make the math a lot easier.
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Posted 01 November 2013 - 02:14 PM

SuitedAces21, MinhLyFan, comegetsome31, jigsawinc, D5Greene, Trips_Holdem

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Larry Flynt and Jenny McCarthy.
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Posted 01 November 2013 - 07:51 PM

View Postmrfritz, on 03 October 2013 - 07:34 AM, said:

Batch (64, whoa, gettin up there bud), tuckermitchell, chrozzo, cfinnn, and Fat_Canuck.

Also, Dennis Eckersley (one of my fave pitchers) and Gwen Stefani. Happy Birfday!


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Posted 01 November 2013 - 07:56 PM

View Postmrfritz, on 01 November 2013 - 02:14 PM, said:

Jenny McCarthy.

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Posted 02 November 2013 - 03:09 AM

Hey you guuuuuyyyyyssss! It's the weekend, so I'm doing the birthday stuff. Pretty awful Saturday. I'm pretty upset about it.

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Marie Antoinette, Nelly


Edit: I've never had more respect for Fritz than I do right now. So hard to pick the celebrity birthdays. "Two and only two" is a fucking cruel rule. After fifteen seconds I'm not even sure the shape the joke should take. Do I want polar opposites? ("I'm trying, I'm trying to, drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away.") Do I want strange bedfellows? Do I want the two goofiest famous people ever? How about a famous person overrated, and an awesome person underrated?

After about 45 minutes I said "**** it," panicked, and did this. It's stupid. Marie Antoinette is boring. So is Nelly. They do not enhance each other, you know? There is no ironic benefit, no juxtaposition, no paradox. There is just "Marie Antoinette" and there is just "Nelly" and there is just "ugh."

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 12:57 AM

Celebrating Today


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"Do you have a pair?" I called you. "I have one pair." Show me. "I can't beat Ace King." Show me. "I can't beat top pair." Show me. "Okay, you're good." Show me. "[ACTS AS IF HE IS ABOUT TO FOLD HIS HAND]" Are you folding? "[LOOKS DEFEATED, FAKES TOWARDS THE MUCK AGAIN]" Fold or show me. "[LOOKS AT CARDS]" Turn your hand over in three seconds or I'm killing it and the pot gets shipped the other way.

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Charles Bronson and Dolph Lundgren, hell yeah.

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 10:08 AM

View PostNickCave, on 02 November 2013 - 03:09 AM, said:

After about 45 minutes I said "**** it," panicked, and did this. It's stupid. Marie Antoinette is boring. So is Nelly. They do not enhance each other, you know? There is no ironic benefit, no juxtaposition, no paradox. There is just "Marie Antoinette" and there is just "Nelly" and there is just "ugh."


Maybe you aren't Wang. Wang never would have sneered at a classically structured juxtaposition.
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:42 AM

FatBurger, Muzza86, zmoney, AcesSuck (no they don't baby), bowlernick10

Also Walter Cronkite and Puff Daddy (P. Diddy? Diddy? whatever, he sucks.)
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 11:11 AM

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:49 PM

View Postmrfritz, on 04 November 2013 - 06:42 AM, said:

FatBurger, Muzza86, zmoney, AcesSuck (no they don't baby), bowlernick10

Also Walter Cronkite and Puff Daddy (P. Diddy? Diddy? whatever, he sucks.)

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:51 PM

View Postmrfritz, on 04 November 2013 - 06:42 AM, said:

AcesSuck

I think she is in Rose's poker league.
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Posted 05 November 2013 - 07:08 AM

Detra, Xodius_Maxx, Kenster68, Randal Graves (lmao), Kimono.

Art Garfunkel and Bill Walton.
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Posted 06 November 2013 - 06:42 AM

SuitedAces21, fckthis (i agree buddy), tcsloat, Neuro_au, TheSeed2.0, thedeanna, YonYonson.

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James Naismith and Pat Tillman.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 12:13 PM

Discodan82, SweetDaddyFreak, kokid, mentallyretardedpear (lol wtf), tearly_123, noteye, Duke Manatee (hahah look at his pic), Gambit2300.

Leon Trotsky and David Petraeus.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:10 PM

I feel bad voting fritzy out. My brain didn't make the connection. I'm sorry dude.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:36 PM

Apology accepted Napa Lite.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:57 PM

yup Fritzy is doing Yeomen's work here in the Birthday thread. Respect.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 06:02 PM

Show some love for my weekend guy too, dude is killin it.
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