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#21 colonel Feathers

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 02:26 AM

View PostBalloon guy, on 06 April 2013 - 11:28 PM, said:

Yea, USA is definitely bad ass.

We should get like a medal or a flag or something, you know, for being the baddest dudes ever.

I mean we don't just own nukes, we use them.

So maybe you other countries should shut up when we enter the room and just pray we don't want your women. Cause, there's nothing you can do about it.

Other then cry.


Luckily for you, our women are better looking too.
Now that you mention it, it is kinda fun to be able kick ass on any 2 bit nation we feel fit to.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:33 AM


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:05 PM

View PostFCP Bob, on 08 April 2013 - 11:33 AM, said:


Those saturday night live skits are getting more realistic all the time. Well done.
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:12 PM

I don't give a shit if North Korea invades the South. That's their problem, not ours. **** them.

Bring our boys home from all overseas regions, shut down all bases, let other people handle their own ****ing problems.
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:14 PM

View PostFCP Bob, on 30 March 2013 - 03:54 AM, said:

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Amen, brothers. Amen.
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:55 PM

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 06:08 PM

View PostAmScray, on 09 April 2013 - 05:12 PM, said:

I don't give a shit if North Korea invades the South. That's their problem, not ours. **** them.

Bring our boys home from all overseas regions, shut down all bases, let other people handle their own ****ing problems.

Now there's some sound advice.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 07:38 AM

Graphic of every weapon that the North Koreans have.

They are missing sharks with lasers on their heads though.

http://news.national...ventional-arms/
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:11 AM

That's what they want you to think.
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:57 AM

IIRC there's apparently this shitty little oriental submarine that's a huge pain in the ass. I'm guessing its somewhere in that graphic.

Iran has them, I guess NK has them. I don't know what they are but some years back I recall reading online a bit about them and how they appear just totally absurd on the surface, this stupid little 4 man (or whatever) submarine but are tactically a ****ing nightmare since they were sinking aircraft carriers (and basicallty anything else they wanted) in manuevers.

These retarded little subs are apparently a meaningful Y factor in Naval warfare with any of these 3rd world crapholes.
Let me see if I can't dig up info on them.
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:39 AM

I would bet this is likely disinformation. I think we can track a coasting sub from space, so I doubt a diesel 4 man is causing problems for our attack subs.
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:54 AM

View PostBalloon guy, on 11 April 2013 - 10:39 AM, said:

I would bet this is likely disinformation. I think we can track a coasting sub from space, so I doubt a diesel 4 man is causing problems for our attack subs.

But he has a mean collection of Transformers amassed at the border and a promise to unleash hell on anyone who opposes him, reportedly.
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 02:33 PM

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”
In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:11 AM

View PostRoll the Bones, on 11 April 2013 - 02:33 PM, said:

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”
In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.
Is this a joke? Is NK relying on pirated programs to launch weapons? LOOOOOOOOOL
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:12 AM

View PostAmScray, on 11 April 2013 - 09:57 AM, said:

IIRC there's apparently this shitty little oriental submarine that's a huge pain in the ass. I'm guessing its somewhere in that graphic.

Iran has them, I guess NK has them. I don't know what they are but some years back I recall reading online a bit about them and how they appear just totally absurd on the surface, this stupid little 4 man (or whatever) submarine but are tactically a ****ing nightmare since they were sinking aircraft carriers (and basicallty anything else they wanted) in manuevers.

These retarded little subs are apparently a meaningful Y factor in Naval warfare with any of these 3rd world crapholes.
Let me see if I can't dig up info on them.
What aircraft carriers? Or are you referencing a simulation?
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:30 PM

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:45 PM

View Postcolonel Feathers, on 12 April 2013 - 11:12 AM, said:

What aircraft carriers? Or are you referencing a simulation?

Yes it was in simulations. I haven't taken the time to dig up the article.
Whether it's bulshit 'theory' or not I don't know.
This sort of thing isn't in my area of expertise, so I'm going on casual layperson 'what I heard' knowledge.
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:34 AM

I bet during this whole Boston bombing event poor Kim Jung the 3rd has been screaming threats and warnings and we forgot to care.

Poor little guy
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 01:56 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on 23 April 2013 - 10:34 AM, said:

I bet during this whole Boston bombing event poor Kim Jung the 3rd has been screaming threats and warnings and we forgot to care.

Poor little guy

Yeah, he declared nuclear war 2 days ago and know one cares.
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