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#41 fighter

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:46 PM

View Postphlegm, on 21 May 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

How the hell does this work?
Same way eating in slavery or starving in freedom does.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:47 PM

View Postfighter, on 21 May 2012 - 03:46 PM, said:

Same way eating in slavery or starving in freedom does.
Sorry, thought you were in disagreement.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 12:40 PM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 21 May 2012 - 09:21 AM, said:

And thus many months of sensible sick thread postings were undone in mere moments.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:39 PM

King Cogidubnus@pocahontassholeTattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless.Posted Image(Leviticus 19:28 - Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.)

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 09:40 PM

Once again the secular governmentdoes what it does while the Christian community tries to do what it does.
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 03:32 PM

View PostDJ Vu, on 22 May 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

(Leviticus 19:28 - Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.)
That would be a hilarious tattoo actually.
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 04:40 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 02 June 2012 - 03:32 PM, said:

That would be a hilarious tattoo actually.
It is already a pretty common tattoo.Posted ImagePosted Image

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 06:57 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on 01 June 2012 - 09:40 PM, said:

Once again the secular governmentdoes what it does while the Christian community tries to do what it does.
Yeah I'm sure the mayor and the city council of Philadelphia are atheists.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 11:59 AM

View Postvbnautilus, on 03 June 2012 - 06:57 PM, said:

Yeah I'm sure the mayor and the city council of Philadelphia are atheists.
Secular<> Atheist.although I know your side wish it did to boost your tiny numbers.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 12:15 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on 04 June 2012 - 11:59 AM, said:

Secular<> Atheist.although I know your side wish it did to boost your tiny numbers.
I'm just saying your "secular government" vs. "christian community" is a false distinction. The government is made up of christians.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 12:25 PM

View Postvbnautilus, on 04 June 2012 - 12:15 PM, said:

I'm just saying your "secular government" vs. "christian community" is a false distinction. The government is made up of "christians".
I prefer this.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 01:59 PM

View Postvbnautilus, on 04 June 2012 - 12:15 PM, said:

I'm just saying your "secular government" vs. "christian community" is a false distinction. The government is made up of christians.
The government that protects your freedoms buddy.Don't forget that.
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 11:24 PM

I always knew you were big government.
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:20 PM

Poor atheist...can't help but get their panties in a bunch whenever possible
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:47 PM

Literally praying for rain is pretty retarded though.
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 10:06 PM

We should be grilling the presidential candidates to find out which has the best anti-recession prayer.

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 07:25 AM

View Posttimwakefield, on 19 July 2012 - 03:47 PM, said:

Literally praying for rain is pretty retarded though.
Which is more retarded?Saying I'll pray for XSaying You can't say that
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Posted 20 July 2012 - 08:07 AM

View PostBalloon guy, on 20 July 2012 - 07:25 AM, said:

Which is more retarded?Saying I'll pray for XSaying You can't say that
Believing that praying for rain will bring rain is definitely the most retarded.
Karl: She was a bit -- what's the word that you can use, cuz I don't wanna offend anyone?
Steve: Was she a homeless person?
Karl: Yeah but sort of mental homeless.

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 08:19 AM

View Posttimwakefield, on 20 July 2012 - 08:07 AM, said:

Believing that praying for rain will bring rain is definitely the most retarded.
Because you know the framework of the universe and all cause and effect methods that are possible in all contexts?
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Posted 20 July 2012 - 08:35 AM

Nope.
Karl: She was a bit -- what's the word that you can use, cuz I don't wanna offend anyone?
Steve: Was she a homeless person?
Karl: Yeah but sort of mental homeless.




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